The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13

July 22nd, 2013 // 508 Comments

“I’m in the empire business. And latex fetish, but mostly the empire thing.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed aka I Just Spent The Entire Goddamn Day Looking Through Comic-Con Pics Found It As Exciting As Samuel L. Jackson Did. So there’s a ton of that in here, but I did manage to leave room for two Javier Bardem pics because I couldn’t decide between that and this. It’s funny because she’s going to stab him in his sleep, get it? Other than that there’s another Daniel Radcliffe pic, which yes, I’m going to keep including until he’s dead, so relax we’ve got what, two, maybe three more of these tops and we finally close the book on the “Oh look, Jon Hamm showed up.” comment.

We aren’t taking any more entries and no, Taylor Lautner that wasn’t an anal sex pun, stop giggling,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Abigail Breslin Weight Gain Red Glasses
    Commented on this photo:

    I always thought she was a somewhat odd looking child, but damned if she isn’t growing into a very attractive young woman. Good for her! And bless her little pea-pickin’ heart.

  2. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    That can’t be Coco. Coco’s got a large ass, but not quite this…OOPS! “Oh, hello, Coco.”

  3. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, jerk-stick, would you hurry up and take the fucking photo already? I can’t hold this kid up all goddamn night!”

  4. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    The ass has magnetic powers. Look how Josh Hutcherson’s hand is being pulled towards it.
    Soon enough he’ll be sucked all the way in, like A

  5. Tyra Banks Derpface Dancing With Mario Lopez Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is a brand new dance we’ve named The Shrug.”

  6. Colin Farrell Shirtless Hiking With Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    “So sorry, luv…that didn’t come from a dog.”

  7. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I can’t make fun of this woman. She’s just too peculiar.

  8. Michael Rooker Mohawk Comic Con
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    Jeez…I thought this guy was fucking dead.

  9. JoJo Levesque Nipples Tight Dress Outfest Film Festival Closing Night Gala Of GBF
    Commented on this photo:

    JoJo, love, you’ve been legal for a few years now. Time to stop grinnin’ and drop linen!

  10. Taylor Lautner Giggling With Group Of Guys Tracers Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “What the fuck, dude. Anybody can juggle with only two of those things…”

  11. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey, Daniel, want another cup of coffee?”

  12. Leilani Dowding Bikini Yoga On Paddleboard Dog Smelling Crotch
    Commented on this photo:

    Doggie Thought Bubble:

    “Mmmmm…yummy. She’s askin’ for it, I tell you. Really askin’ for it. I’ll wait till no one’s looking…”"

  13. Samuel L Jackson Bored Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hell, I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing here either…”

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
    Commented on this photo:

    “C’mon, everybody. Gather ’round. This fucker’s going for it right here in front of God and everyone.”

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your cap – give it to me !”

  16. Michael Rooker Mohawk Comic Con
    martian
    Commented on this photo:

    hello henry! still badass enough and an amazing actor.
    good cinema needs more roles for him.

  17. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregnant Belly Javier Bardem Hugging Aitana Sanchez Gijon Asier Etxeandia Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    She´s due any day now…a baby brother or sister for her son Leo.As usual,she hates to be seen pregnant,and as usual,she looks pissed off…it´s a Spanish thing.

  18. Elsa Pataky Almost Dropping Daughter India Rose
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    Spanish women have a “thing” about cutting their hair short after having a baby…on some it looks ok and on others,it looks awful.Elsa should have left her hair long.It maies her look like the childs grandmother.

  19. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
    Icehawg
    Commented on this photo:

    *** Pay attention in school, dear. No way mom, I will just get some fake tits and marry me a handsome rich actor. ***

    “sigh”

  20. Taraji P Henson Scream Laughing Drink In Hand
    Commented on this photo:

    “oh ok, fine-but only since you bought lunch. But please try to keep it out of my eyes, ok?”

  21. Sharon Stone Un Ragazzo Doro Set
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    DO IT!!!!!

  22. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregnant Belly Javier Bardem Hugging Aitana Sanchez Gijon Asier Etxeandia Concert
    Commented on this photo:

    Hug him like that again, and I’ll eat you, too.

  23. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    I know the baby is supposed to drop in the last two weeks, but BELOW the waistline?

  24. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Instagram only looks good for Kelly. Henceforth ban Instagram for other commoners.

  25. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t realise she was a squirter ….

  26. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    JennywithaY
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture like this, there’s always Tom Hanks in the background saying it all with his – WTF is Tom Hanks doing there?

  27. Sharon Stone Un Ragazzo Doro Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ms Stone…I find your lack of faith disturbing”

  28. Leilani Dowding Bikini Yoga On Paddleboard Dog Smelling Crotch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Will someone toss me the peanut butter please?”

  29. This whole Crap We Missed should be called “Famous People are Hideous Just Like You!” So many awful candids.

  30. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
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    I can’t stand that little piece of red-haired shit. And frankly, I’d rather be dead than red on the head — like a dick on a dog!

  31. Elsa Pataky Almost Dropping Daughter India Rose
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    I think she looks great. And check out those legs!

  32. Ilary Blasi Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys wait here and keep an eye on her. I’m going to get my spoon.

  33. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell Suit Running Shoes Jesse Tyler Ferguson Wedding
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Rebecca, swallow the goo and try eating some real food. Your legs look like Pixie Sticks.

  34. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    Juan
    Commented on this photo:

    …and Miley is #1 in Maxim. Really?

  35. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
    Juan
    Commented on this photo:

    The diet coke of evil.

  36. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Diana Prince
    Commented on this photo:

    More like Wilson Philips

  37. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Aaron Paul does a great Kelsey Grammar.

  38. Jessica Chastain Cleavage 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
    sonofsamadams
    Commented on this photo:

    Marvel’s next hit, ‘The Human Glowstick’

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    sonofsamadams
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo He-Man, I heard you got back with Skeletor

  40. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Know what’s funny? Coming to a Daniel Radcliffe pic on “The Superficial” and seeing the comment count. Laughing before I even scroll.

  41. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    …man, that beard of his gets bigger every time we see her …IT, i mean it…

  42. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    ty
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this thing make my ass look big?

  43. Michael Rooker Mohawk Comic Con
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    The Walking Shaved Head….amirite?

  44. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Howard Stern lost his Ray-Bans…

  45. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell Suit Running Shoes Jesse Tyler Ferguson Wedding
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want, the fat kid from Stand By Me did good snaggin’ her.

  46. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    Hung Lo
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it allowed to pet the royal family member’s noses??

  47. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    love him!!! and his pink nailpolish

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