The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13

July 22nd, 2013 // 508 Comments

“I’m in the empire business. And latex fetish, but mostly the empire thing.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed aka I Just Spent The Entire Goddamn Day Looking Through Comic-Con Pics Found It As Exciting As Samuel L. Jackson Did. So there’s a ton of that in here, but I did manage to leave room for two Javier Bardem pics because I couldn’t decide between that and this. It’s funny because she’s going to stab him in his sleep, get it? Other than that there’s another Daniel Radcliffe pic, which yes, I’m going to keep including until he’s dead, so relax we’ve got what, two, maybe three more of these tops and we finally close the book on the “Oh look, Jon Hamm showed up.” comment.

We aren’t taking any more entries and no, Taylor Lautner that wasn’t an anal sex pun, stop giggling,

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

superficial

  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fak. Just because you look like me and your mather’s a housekeeper doesn’t mean you are my…Malinda? Malinda is your mather? Let me get my wallet.”

  2. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Right! A soldier! THAT’S what the Village People was always missing!

  3. Tom Cruise Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Tom is a giving lover, you’ll never see a Kardashian working the black microphone shaft AND balls.

  4. Taraji P Henson Scream Laughing Drink In Hand
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems like a delightful person to hang out with. Or have lunch next to. Or sit in front of in a movie theater.

  5. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    Mr. Sensitive
    Commented on this photo:

    The “after” picture is similar except one eye is kinda glued shut.

  6. Justin Theroux Startled Look Jennifer Aniston Spandex Shirt
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome, I got her….just in time to lose all of her hotness.

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Comic Con
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Have to say, no jokes here…that dress is very flattering on her.

  8. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “He may be called Silver, Johnny, but when you rub oatmeal on your nuts at feeding time it’s pure gold!”

  9. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
    Commented on this photo:

    But you can’t go in the water until 45 minutes after you’ve eaten, but he is eating in the water, but to get out of the water he would need to swim which he can’t do until 45 minutes after he has eaten…illogicial…Norman coordinate…Boom.

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Fresh from a trip to Frankie Muniz’s hair stylist.

  11. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
    alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Two in the pink, one in the stink….

  12. Tom Cruise Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Is this a joke? Huh? I ask for a stand up microphone and you give me THIS? This is CLEARLY two feet too short. Who’s in charge here? Someone’s getting their ass audited!”

  13. Michael Rooker Mohawk Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m here to announce that we’re bringing back Good Eats!”

  14. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
    Commented on this photo:

    C’mon, babe, let me shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet.

  15. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    Commented on this photo:

    (In Bruce Vilanch voice)

    “AWK-WARRRRD”

  16. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    See, this is unfair, to have so much douche in one place in Italy means so many Italian villages have to deal with a douche shortage.

  17. Justin Theroux Startled Look Jennifer Aniston Spandex Shirt
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    She just told him her actual age.

  18. Jessica Chastain Cleavage 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    The great thing about cropped pictures is I can imagine she’s on her knees, her hand are tied to her ankles and that’s a blue cleanup rag

  19. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stop. Please. For the last time, read the nametag. It’s Danny. not Bilbo.”

  20. Samuel L Jackson Bored Comic Con
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep great, another “Snakes on a Plane” joke. Very amusing.

  21. Colin Farrell Shirtless Hiking With Woman
    Commented on this photo:

    “You see it? What is it?”

    “Its…its…a Dunkin Donuts cup”

    “All the way out here? Jesus…”

  22. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
    Producer
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uh, yeah, they look nice and make you look rugged, but we meant bring your wives.”

  23. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s been full of good ideas lately

  24. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    Say my name.

    BLOWFISH!

    You’re damn right.

  25. Taraji P Henson Scream Laughing Drink In Hand
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she a Kardashian stunt double? They don’t suck dicks for real anymore, right?

  26. Jessica Chastain Cleavage 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Casper the friendly skank.

  27. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously, Amber Heard is dating this fucking guy?

    – The Horse

  28. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Comic Con
    Rev. Al Sharpton
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a slave somewhere in her ancestry.

  29. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Got to admire a guy who gets up to bat and swings for the fences, even when he’s clearly playing in the wrong league.

  30. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell Suit Running Shoes Jesse Tyler Ferguson Wedding
    Pickle Nose
    Commented on this photo:

    Fair enough. I’m guess I’m just jealous. How does he keep her around? I know it’s Stamos’s sloppy seconds, but still, his last notable movie was Kangaroo Jack!

  31. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    Commented on this photo:

    “Well I’m gonna go then! And I don’t need any of this. I don’t need this stuff, and I don’t need you. I don’t need anything except these iPod earbuds…and that’s it and that’s the only thing I need. and this hat…this hat and the ipod earbuds, that’s all I need. and this rucksack…this rucksack and this hat and the ipod earbuds and that’s all I need. And this birdhouse…this birdhouse and this rucksack and this hat and the ipod earbuds, that’s all I need”

  32. Tyra Banks Derpface Dancing With Mario Lopez Extra
    Slappy Magoo
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing sadder than a cheap community theater version of the Ricky Horror Show.

  33. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    ty
    Commented on this photo:

    one in the pink, three in the stink.

  34. Samuel L Jackson Bored Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a hairless bat

  35. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hang the birdhouse. I hide in the tree. The bird comes to the birdhouse, and then BOOM! Dinner. And then legitimacy is once again mine!”

  36. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    J.D.
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes, those ARE lovely shoes, Jessica…”

  37. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    Batu Khan
    Commented on this photo:

    This fully explains the entity knows as Weston Cage.

  38. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, Mr. Jane, we have a strict “No shirt, no shoes, no Rick Springfield” policy.

  39. Tyra Banks Derpface Dancing With Mario Lopez Extra
    Commented on this photo:

    Those Baptist revivals are just weird.

  40. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    You wanna know what’s in my SmartWater?…
    …regret.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Arnold, Arnold…is eating really not cheating?’

  42. Elsa Pataky Almost Dropping Daughter India Rose
    Commented on this photo:

    “whHHooaa,….sorry sweetie….this Lithium is all its cracked up to be

  43. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Peter Dinklage walking under her dress?

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Unbeknownst to Arnold, a new version of The Terminator was sent back from the future. Very advanced, very strong, and very… very… black.

  45. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell Suit Running Shoes Jesse Tyler Ferguson Wedding
    EricLR
    Commented on this photo:

    Did the invitation say “Dress as Gordon Gekko”?

  46. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I wash my balls with these. Just like a regular guy.”

  47. David Faustino Comic Con
    ty
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Working the Starbucks at ComicCon. That ain’t right.

  48. Taraji P Henson Scream Laughing Drink In Hand
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is how I made the money to pay for this dinner.”

  49. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Yacht
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the ‘sand in my nether regions’ face.

  50. David Faustino Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone else I saw collecting the half empty coffee cups to make himself a full one, I’d be disgusted…but it’s David Faustino, so you know…sad.

Leave A Comment