The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13

July 22nd, 2013 // 508 Comments

“I’m in the empire business. And latex fetish, but mostly the empire thing.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed aka I Just Spent The Entire Goddamn Day Looking Through Comic-Con Pics Found It As Exciting As Samuel L. Jackson Did. So there’s a ton of that in here, but I did manage to leave room for two Javier Bardem pics because I couldn’t decide between that and this. It’s funny because she’s going to stab him in his sleep, get it? Other than that there’s another Daniel Radcliffe pic, which yes, I’m going to keep including until he’s dead, so relax we’ve got what, two, maybe three more of these tops and we finally close the book on the “Oh look, Jon Hamm showed up.” comment.

We aren’t taking any more entries and no, Taylor Lautner that wasn’t an anal sex pun, stop giggling,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    Be all you can be

  2. Justin Theroux Startled Look Jennifer Aniston Spandex Shirt
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    “Hey Justin! Shallow Hal needs a gal!”

  3. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    EricLR
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    Great, the one soldier that the enemy DOESN’T try to kill

  4. Jessica Chastain Cleavage 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
    Ch
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    Stunning….

  5. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    UNLEASH THE KRAKEN!!

  6. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
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    Where the hell is her center of gravity? Her wrap says one thing, and her feet another.

  7. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    You can stop wearing camoflauge. Nobody is looking for you.

  8. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
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    ResET!!

  9. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
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    That look is unmistakable. Some poor man is about to become the meat in a Jonas brothers’ sandwich.

  10. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    EricLR
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    Are….are they doing to kill James Bond at some point during this party?

  11. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    Slappy Magoo
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    Brokebad Mountain?

  12. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
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    Goddammit, you’re going to finally make me google her and figure out who the hell she is, aren’t you?

  13. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
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    That was my FAVORITE Star Trek Episode, where they went to the mirror dimension and met their evil dopple gangers.

  14. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
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    So, Heisenberg leaves Skylar for Jesse on the series finale. Figured as much.

  15. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    BP
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    Isnt this the bitch that wore the skin tight maternity clothes and you coiuld see the outline of her babys dick! Is she still pregnant?

  16. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
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    This looks like the beginning of an effects reel for The Thing.

  17. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
    Slappy Magoo
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    Wham: The Next Generation.

  18. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    cc
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    She takes a fine picture.

  19. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    And that is how a play date with Macaulay Culkin ends…

  20. Colin Farrell Shirtless Hiking With Woman
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    GIRL: “BLECCCH! You’ve been in ALL those awful movies?!?”

  21. David Faustino Comic Con
    BP
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    Still dressed stupidly….

  22. Colin Farrell Shirtless Hiking With Woman
    EricLR
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    Oop, she’s getting the standard “Okay, it’s past 8 a.m., you have to leave now” speech.

  23. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
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    So much for the “Stripes are thinning” theory.

  24. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    ‘Seriously? How about shoving another dozen rings of douche on that hand of yours.”
    “Heheh…wait…dude, did that horse just speak to you?”

  25. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
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    Move your hand so I can see where your tits lei

  26. Seth Green Clare Grant Cleavage Comic Con
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    Talk about falling flat on your face…

  27. Brooke Shields Crazy Face Play Fighting
    BP
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    Did she just bust out of the Mental Ward……

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
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    There’s always a black guy in the backgro.., oh wait, nevermind

  29. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Irina Shayk Beach Bunny Fashion Show
    BP
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    Muy Caliente!

  30. David Faustino Comic Con
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    “Excuse me, sir. You can’t drink that here. This area is for celebrities only.”

  31. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    EricLR
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    I’m pretty sure we’re had better be rounding up those daggers from those “Omen” movies.

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    Slappy Magoo
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    Yes, I was in Red Heat.
    No, I’m not Jim Belushi.

  33. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
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    Ten bucks says he’s been dreading this convention for months

  34. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
    Hopalong
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    Clearly Comic-Con isn’t a “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” kind of place.

  35. Samuel L Jackson Bored Comic Con
    Qmak
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    “Does my hat…look…effeminate?”

    “What?”

    “Say what again. I dare you.”

  36. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Johnny’s not comfortable around animals wearing more accessories than him.

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    Reminds me of when Khalid Sheikh Mohammed got caught.

  38. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
    Slappy Magoo
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    When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide…

  39. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
    ty
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    “Nice cock. What is that-9 inches? Call me.”

    “Me too.”

  40. Javier Bardem Playing Bongos Asier Etxeandia Concert
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    Fuck a bowl-cut, this is how they should have dressed him in “No Country for Old Men”

  41. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
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    Kevin: “Hey Joe, I’m gonna go over here and talk to those fans. You in?”
    Joe [Moves closer]: “Oh yeah… I’m in… I’m aaaallll the way in…”

  42. Thomas Jane Barefoot Long Hair Comic Con
    BP
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    Now starring in Private Parts Part 2……..

  43. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
    cc
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    The guy in the back is following in the footsteps of George Michael.

  44. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
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    “What, this is your chair Michelle? I don’t see your name on…hmmm”

  45. Michelle Hunziker Bikini Tomaso Trussardi Hands In Buttcrack
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    Why doesn’t he just fist her, and get it over with?

  46. Justin Theroux Startled Look Jennifer Aniston Spandex Shirt
    meeps!
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    Wait, she’s THAT Jennifer Aniston!?!

  47. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    Heisenberg
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    I respect (their) chemistry.

  48. David Faustino Comic Con
    EricLR
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    Man, I thought David Faustino had sunk pretty low before. But now he’s sunk to telling people he’s Shia LeBeouf???

    For god’s sake man, at least say you’re Joseph Gordon-Levitt!

  49. Tom Cruise Comic Con
    Batu Khan
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    - … now he’s using the two handed technique.
    - I don’t know, Bob. This certainly gets faster results but in the long run it’s more exhausting.
    - You’re right, Jack. If he wants to win he’ll have to pace himself… and now a word from our sponsors. We’ll be right back.

  50. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Comic Con
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    Tom Cruise making his next recruitment round

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