The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.22.13

July 22nd, 2013 // 508 Comments

“I’m in the empire business. And latex fetish, but mostly the empire thing.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed aka I Just Spent The Entire Goddamn Day Looking Through Comic-Con Pics Found It As Exciting As Samuel L. Jackson Did. So there’s a ton of that in here, but I did manage to leave room for two Javier Bardem pics because I couldn’t decide between that and this. It’s funny because she’s going to stab him in his sleep, get it? Other than that there’s another Daniel Radcliffe pic, which yes, I’m going to keep including until he’s dead, so relax we’ve got what, two, maybe three more of these tops and we finally close the book on the “Oh look, Jon Hamm showed up.” comment.

We aren’t taking any more entries and no, Taylor Lautner that wasn’t an anal sex pun, stop giggling,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Samuel L Jackson Bored Comic Con
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    You spelled Samuel L.Jackson wrong in the post. Now he’s gonna hunt you down and kill you! Then where will I get my boob pics and penis jokes?

  2. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Irina Shayk Beach Bunny Fashion Show
    Brillo
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    Irina has the face of someone busted in the mouth after tossing a dirty salad

  3. Leilani Dowding Bikini Yoga On Paddleboard Dog Smelling Crotch
    chicken of the sea
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    I thought dogs ate cats?!? Why is it just wretching??

  4. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    Pickle Nose
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    Somebody needs to explain this. Is there a legitimate reason his wardrobe is becoming more military-centric, or is he just that much of a douche?

    • Trek Girl

      He’s in a military movie called “Fury”. It’s in pre-production right now, so he’s most likely just getting in character and getting used to wearing military gear.

  5. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Pickle Nose
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    I don’t care what anybody says, I love this woman.

  6. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    Pickle Nose
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    I hate all these people.

  7. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
    EricLR
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    I’m pretty sure that only happened in Tom Cruise’s dream version of Comic-Con.

  8. Busy Philipps Post Baby Body
    Pickle Nose
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    Legitimate question here: did she have the baby?

  9. David Faustino Comic Con
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    David Faustino

  10. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
    EricLR
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    And speaking of Tom Cruise….

  11. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
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    Mouth to mouth regurgitation.

  12. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Hey caption guy, you left out Sarah Jessica Parker.

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Butt Tight Dress Comic Con
    EricLR
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    Must make it through another nerd-fest, must make it through another nerd-fest, must make it through another nerd-fest…

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    you start looking like shit after you’ve been jonesing for the One Ring for too long.

  15. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
    BP
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    Is this guy like the worst dresser ever…Loser!

  16. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    EricLR
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    He thinks he can talk to horses now.

  17. Abigail Breslin Weight Gain Red Glasses
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    I was wondering where my 6-year old daughter’s sunglasses went.

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
    EricLR
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    No, I will not sign your Little Arnie.

  19. Shia LaBeouf Combat Boots Fatigues Birdhouse
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    Hey, hold up there soldier. Where ya goin’ with that birdhouse?

  20. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregnant Belly Javier Bardem Hugging Aitana Sanchez Gijon Asier Etxeandia Concert
    BP
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    In shrill Spanish accent, “Jarvier, don’t you go there with me”

  21. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
    EricLR
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    Oh, hell no….Now *I KNOW* I didn’t just hear some motherfucker singing “Lolipop Guild”, did I???

  22. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
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    Who thought Nic Cage could possibly look the most normal out of a group of any four people?

  23. Michael Rooker Mohawk Comic Con
    JB
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    Well, I guess that answers who’ll play Wayne Rooney whenever that biopic comes out.

  24. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
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    Wait till I introduce her to Wilson. He’s gonna be so pumped.

  25. Bar Refaeli Butt Bikini Yacht
    BP
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    Hottest Jewish Chick Ever!

  26. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Jesus, that looks like it stinks

  27. Tyra Banks Derpface Dancing With Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Hey Tyra, how long do I get to keep these beads in….errrr…I mean, HAVE to keep these beads in my ass? HAVE. I meant have.”

  28. Joe Jonas Kevin Jonas Watch What Happens Live Tapin
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    Can these guys look any more dandified?

  29. Tom Cruise Comic Con
    EricLR
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    And that is why Lord Xenu is even more powerful than Superman and Lex Luthor combined….

  30. Rebecca Romijn Jerry O'Connell Suit Running Shoes Jesse Tyler Ferguson Wedding
    Pickle Nose
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    Yo Jerry, Sliders was a long time ago, and being Mr Romijn-Stamos doesn’t make you famous enough to wear sneakers to somebody’s wedding, so put some nice wingtips on.

  31. Kelly Brook Topless Arm Covering Nipples Instagram
    BP
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    Goddam Flower…..

  32. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Comic Con
    ruckus
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    When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.

  33. Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Bryan Cranston Comic Con
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    Aaron Paul shows how he got to keep his role, even after they had originally written his character out of the script.

  34. David Faustino Comic Con
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    Married with Grown Up, Asshole Children.

  35. Leilani Dowding Bikini Yoga On Paddleboard Dog Smelling Crotch
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    Pooch can smell gooch

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
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    “Reely? A maid joke? Come ooon….”

  37. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
    BP
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    Imagine how much Coke she can blow through those nostrils!

  38. Abigail Breslin Weight Gain Red Glasses
    EricLR
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    I bet she just walks into random used clothing stores and says “I’ll take whatever Johnny Depp hasn’t gotten to first.”

  39. Armie Hammer Red Suit Johnny Depp Petting Sliver The Horse The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Thought balloon from the horse: “I knew this piece of shit movie would be a bomb.”

  40. Taylor Lautner Giggling With Group Of Guys Tracers Set
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    “You do it!”
    “No, you!”
    “Come on man, call him ‘Bishop’ and see what he does!”

  41. Peter Dinklage Comic Con
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    Uhmmm Pete… Not cool taking her chair after the whole red wedding episode… Just sayin…

  42. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    That’s just grotesque.

  43. Jessica Chastain Cleavage 2013 Giffoni Film Festival
    BP
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    A fuckable redhead……

  44. Arnold Schwarzenegger Comic Con
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    “My hair will be back!”

  45. Penelope Cruz Huge Pregnant Belly Javier Bardem Hugging Aitana Sanchez Gijon Asier Etxeandia Concert
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    “O sank you… I woman I can actually hug….”

  46. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard Comic Con
    EricLR
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    No, no, no “Twins” sequel!

  47. Javier Bardem Playing Bongos Asier Etxeandia Concert
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    No drugs were harmed during this performance…

  48. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
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    They look like people from Club Hel in the Matrix movies.

  49. Weston Coppola Cage Nicolas Cage Alice Kim Nikki Williams Ischia Global Film Festival Awards Dinner
    BP
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    What a gorgeous family………not!

  50. Tom Cruise Comic Con
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    I always wondered whether he used one hand or two.

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