The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.20.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Katy Perry’s breasts in both picture and video (below) form. It’s a glorious day, with cause for celebration, which is why Magic Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson went out for ice cream, Antonio Banderas did that fist pump humping thing, and David Duchovny fucked Mr. Peanut. None of those may be the particular way you choose to party, but I say to each his own. I decided to end the gallery with five random, semi-famous butts. I swear I saw confetti in there somewhere. You guys will find it.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Instagram