Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which in today’s case happens to be a generous breast-filled smattering of all things not related to that sham marriage that miraculously lasted six years before getting alien-penised in the mouth. Anyway, we’ve got Kingston Rossdale who is going to want his mom to stop walking with him WAY before middle school, Jake Gyllenhaal who still has that beard, but at least she looks happy, Jonah Hill is hilarious again, and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone have the kind of macho fun that can only be found at the valet of a Beverly Hills salon.
Remember how hot Jane Seymour was in Wedding Crashers? Yeah…
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What’s with the Haylie Duff photos all of a sudden? Who’s milking her quickly closing window as “the temporarily hotter Duff sister”?
I’d love to milk her. Damn it! That was creepy. How about, I’d like to give her my man milk? Phew. Saved it.
He looks like he just saw Simon Cowell in the parking lot judging a line of fat chicks.
Simon Cowell turned Blake Lively into a dwarf!
“Ya, and then I said to her, ‘Now clean dis haus, you’re still da maid.’”
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Best comment of 2012 in TheSuperficial!
“That be my mom, mon.”
Hah, someone photoshopped her face on Kim’s body backwards
“Sure,” I says. “Cloning Shannen Doherty is no problem. But with those genes, no way we’re going to be able to keep its mouth shut.”
I don’t think they were understanding what I meant.
She’s milking it like her sisters teets!
“How can I not keep looking at them? They’re the same height as my eyes!”
I’ll bet he says this all the time.
Remember when he was skinny? He went from fat, to weird skinny, back to “shirt tail trapped under gunt” fat again, in record time.
Who wants to share this with me?
Anyone?
“So do I tell them it’s not AIDS?”
Optical Illusion: The eyebrows and 5 o’clock shadow are the same color.
That’s got to be a tranny lookalike.
Fans of singing competitions should not gather all in one place. It might throw the earth’s orbit out of whack.
Ever notice how as a chick gets older, your interest in seeing her titties goes down?
On a scale of 1-10, Sharon is all the way down to 8 now. (hey, they’re still titties)
“Need a raise for Hunger Games 2. Tits don’t fail me now!”
Looks like she’s been riding her stuffed horse too much.
Everything about that photo is so twisted and bizarre and out of proportion. It has to hurt when the normal you looks like a photoshop accident.
“Did I do thaaat?!”
Popular today, Renée Zellweger tomorrow.
Those shoes are retarded
R-E-T-A-R-D-ed
Confused by the black microphone.
I think this is the part in the horror movie where it rains blood and people start dying in the stands.
“Mommy, did you lose weight in your ankles?”
Yay! Circa-1985 casual-contact AIDS jokes! *rme*
I would say she’s drunk. But I just can’t picture a Scottish person drinking to excess.
Is he falling over from the weight of his enormous head?
Physician, heal thyself.
Saggy flap covers > or = cameltoe?
Go up a cup size, honey. Them’s suffocating.
Huh. I’m not sure I ever noticed that Nicki Minaj has quite the rack. I’m still not turned on, though.
Blake Lively version 1.0.
Did you ever think you’d see the day where people are yelling, “Hey, Sharon Stone!! Put some clothes on!”?
Mmmmmmmm…this popicle makes me think about sucking a man’s weiner.
I like SpongeBob!
MOOOOORTY!
and the Photobomb goes to……young Hannibal Lecter!
Seems about right: the LesBeaver’s eating box.
Sly just punched the remote starter for his new choppa.
Margarine Face.
“Mommy, you’re an embarrassment.”
Hey Bruce! How many facelifts have you had?
50 to one he doesn’t even know who Clay is.
You’re right. It is a longshot that he doesn’t know who Cassius Clay is.
He probably thinks Cassius Clay is like Pottery Barn.
At first I thought this was Mayim Bialik, but then I noticed that there wasn’t a three-year-old clamped to her breast.
Agreed! Why does this chick always look so hostile???
Great body….but damn! That mean face!!!
Her high school guidance counselor said she’d make a good dominatrix.
Carlton lives.
Boner Boy II
who let hannibal lectopr jr in?
I think that’s Malin Akerman
Shouldn’t he be at the AIDS thing with Greico?
“This is the last time I buy a bitch over the phone!”