The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.2.12

July 2nd, 2012 // 593 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which in today’s case happens to be a generous breast-filled smattering of all things not related to that sham marriage that miraculously lasted six years before getting alien-penised in the mouth. Anyway, we’ve got Kingston Rossdale who is going to want his mom to stop walking with him WAY before middle school, Jake Gyllenhaal who still has that beard, but at least she looks happy, Jonah Hill is hilarious again, and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone have the kind of macho fun that can only be found at the valet of a Beverly Hills salon.

Remember how hot Jane Seymour was in Wedding Crashers? Yeah…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Haylie Duff Cleavage Tight Minidress
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    What’s with the Haylie Duff photos all of a sudden? Who’s milking her quickly closing window as “the temporarily hotter Duff sister”?

  2. Tyrese Gibson
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    He looks like he just saw Simon Cowell in the parking lot judging a line of fat chicks.

  3. Simon Cowell
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    Simon Cowell turned Blake Lively into a dwarf!

  4. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    Jarrod
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    “Ya, and then I said to her, ‘Now clean dis haus, you’re still da maid.’”

  5. Gwen Stefani Tight Leather Pants Midriff Kingston Rossdale
    catapostrophe
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    “That be my mom, mon.”

  6. Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant Belly
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    Hah, someone photoshopped her face on Kim’s body backwards

  7. Carly Rae Jepsen Canada Day
    EricLr
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    “Sure,” I says. “Cloning Shannen Doherty is no problem. But with those genes, no way we’re going to be able to keep its mouth shut.”

    I don’t think they were understanding what I meant.

  8. Haylie Duff Cleavage Tight Minidress
    Jarrod
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    She’s milking it like her sisters teets!

  9. Jermaine Dupri Straw Hat Tennis Clothes Tall Date BET Awards
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    “How can I not keep looking at them? They’re the same height as my eyes!”

    I’ll bet he says this all the time.

  10. Jonah Hil Fat Pumping Gas
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    Remember when he was skinny? He went from fat, to weird skinny, back to “shirt tail trapped under gunt” fat again, in record time.

  11. Magic Johnson Ice Cream Cone
    EricLr
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    Who wants to share this with me?

    Anyone?

  12. Magic Johnson Ice Cream Cone
    Jarrod
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    “So do I tell them it’s not AIDS?”

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage BET Awards
    Joe
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    Optical Illusion: The eyebrows and 5 o’clock shadow are the same color.

  14. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
    EricLr
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    That’s got to be a tranny lookalike.

  15. Simon Cowell
    tlmck
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    Fans of singing competitions should not gather all in one place. It might throw the earth’s orbit out of whack.

  16. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    Ever notice how as a chick gets older, your interest in seeing her titties goes down?

    On a scale of 1-10, Sharon is all the way down to 8 now. (hey, they’re still titties)

  17. Jennifer Lawrence
    Jarrod
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    “Need a raise for Hunger Games 2. Tits don’t fail me now!”

  18. Amanda Seyfried Legs Butt Booty Shorts
    tlmck
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    Looks like she’s been riding her stuffed horse too much.

  19. Mary Carey Cleavage Minidress
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Everything about that photo is so twisted and bizarre and out of proportion. It has to hurt when the normal you looks like a photoshop accident.

  20. Kelly Macdonald Brave Premiere
    Jarrod
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    “Did I do thaaat?!”

  21. Jennifer Lawrence
    EricLr
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    Popular today, Renée Zellweger tomorrow.

  22. Gwen Stefani Tight Leather Pants Midriff Kingston Rossdale
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Those shoes are retarded

  23. Tyrese Gibson
    tlmck
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    Confused by the black microphone.

  24. Jane Seymour Wrinkles
    EricLr
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    I think this is the part in the horror movie where it rains blood and people start dying in the stands.

  25. Gwen Stefani Tight Leather Pants Midriff Kingston Rossdale
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    “Mommy, did you lose weight in your ankles?”

  26. Magic Johnson Ice Cream Cone
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    Yay! Circa-1985 casual-contact AIDS jokes! *rme*

  27. Kelly Macdonald Brave Premiere
    EricLr
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    I would say she’s drunk. But I just can’t picture a Scottish person drinking to excess.

  28. Richard Grieco Sparkly Shirt Red Sunglasses
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    Is he falling over from the weight of his enormous head?

  29. Kelly Bensimon Swimsuit Book Release
    catapostrophe
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    Physician, heal thyself.

  30. Minka Kelly Cleavage Tank Top
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Saggy flap covers > or = cameltoe?

  31. Jennifer Lawrence
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Go up a cup size, honey. Them’s suffocating.

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage BET Awards
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    Huh. I’m not sure I ever noticed that Nicki Minaj has quite the rack. I’m still not turned on, though.

  33. Sharon Stone Nipples
    tlmck
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    Blake Lively version 1.0.

  34. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    Did you ever think you’d see the day where people are yelling, “Hey, Sharon Stone!! Put some clothes on!”?

  35. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Eating Popsicles
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    Mmmmmmmm…this popicle makes me think about sucking a man’s weiner.

    I like SpongeBob!

  36. Kelly Macdonald Brave Premiere
    CranAppleSnapple
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    MOOOOORTY!

  37. Jessica Alba Cleavage Paris Fashion Week
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    and the Photobomb goes to……young Hannibal Lecter!

  38. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Eating Popsicles
    Joe
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    Seems about right: the LesBeaver’s eating box.

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
    tlmck
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    Sly just punched the remote starter for his new choppa.

  40. Morgan More Bikini
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Margarine Face.

  41. Gwen Stefani Tight Leather Pants Midriff Kingston Rossdale
    tlmck
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    “Mommy, you’re an embarrassment.”

  42. Bruce Jenner Bad Nose Job
    Joe
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    Hey Bruce! How many facelifts have you had?

  43. Bradley Cooper Cassius Clay Shirt
    Joe
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    50 to one he doesn’t even know who Clay is.

  44. Kelly Macdonald Brave Premiere
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    At first I thought this was Mayim Bialik, but then I noticed that there wasn’t a three-year-old clamped to her breast.

  45. Morgan More Bikini
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Agreed! Why does this chick always look so hostile???

    Great body….but damn! That mean face!!!

  46. Jermaine Dupri Straw Hat Tennis Clothes Tall Date BET Awards
    Joe
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    Carlton lives.

  47. Gwen Stefani Tight Leather Pants Midriff Kingston Rossdale
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    Boner Boy II

  48. Jessica Alba Cleavage Paris Fashion Week
    anita drink
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    who let hannibal lectopr jr in?

  49. Magic Johnson Ice Cream Cone
    Joe
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    Shouldn’t he be at the AIDS thing with Greico?

  50. Jermaine Dupri Straw Hat Tennis Clothes Tall Date BET Awards
    tlmck
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    “This is the last time I buy a bitch over the phone!”

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