The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.2.12

July 2nd, 2012 // 593 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which in today’s case happens to be a generous breast-filled smattering of all things not related to that sham marriage that miraculously lasted six years before getting alien-penised in the mouth. Anyway, we’ve got Kingston Rossdale who is going to want his mom to stop walking with him WAY before middle school, Jake Gyllenhaal who still has that beard, but at least she looks happy, Jonah Hill is hilarious again, and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone have the kind of macho fun that can only be found at the valet of a Beverly Hills salon.

Remember how hot Jane Seymour was in Wedding Crashers? Yeah…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Carly Rae Jepsen Canada Day
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    Young Michele Bachmann’s reaction after learning the definition of ‘Jim Crow’.

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Sylvester Stallone
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    What this picture needs to complete it is Christina Hendricks.

  3. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber Eating Popsicles
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    Ice Ice Baby! Is that Vanilla Ice Junior?

  4. Tyrese Gibson
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    whatchoo mean, bitches be peepin my ‘camera room’?

  5. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    I bet she’s happy obamacare was upheld -now she can keep up all those nipple icing procedures her AARP insurance won’t cover.

  6. Alexis Bellino Bikini
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    If she actually goes into the pool, do they have to drain it and scrub it down with bleach afterwards, or does the chlorine in the pool water kill the herpes?

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage BET Awards
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    wow, with looks like that, I betcha Eddie Murphy would give her a ride anywhere, even late at night, in the pouring rain.

  8. Jennifer Lawrence
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    wow, so a broad doesn’t need to become morbidly sloppy disgustingly obese to have a nice rack? somebody better tell Christina Hendricks, before she finishes another bucket of KFC.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    I smell Krispy Kreme – THIS WAY!!!!

  10. Morgan More Bikini
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    She has the face of a smacked arse.

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    MOO

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