Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which in today’s case happens to be a generous breast-filled smattering of all things not related to that sham marriage that miraculously lasted six years before getting alien-penised in the mouth. Anyway, we’ve got Kingston Rossdale who is going to want his mom to stop walking with him WAY before middle school, Jake Gyllenhaal who still has that beard, but at least she looks happy, Jonah Hill is hilarious again, and Arnold Schwarzenegger & Sylvester Stallone have the kind of macho fun that can only be found at the valet of a Beverly Hills salon.
Remember how hot Jane Seymour was in Wedding Crashers? Yeah…
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spongebob with gumball eyes conquers all.
I can almost taste the “nigga, please” in this picture.
She’s practicing the skills that will get her half his money one day. He’s practicing the skills that will get him a chipped tooth one day.
I think he has cankles.
Now, now, there’s enough Simon for all fat chicks.
I don’t think she could send him signals that are any more obvious… I can literally see the plan flying over his head…
A girl sending signals to a gay man is pointless.
To who, the cameraman? That’s the only person she’s ever looking at in paparazzi pictures.
You’d think being Cowell’s friend would land you better looking women…
The thing is, none of those girls look like “women” to me. He gets that creepy, smug pimp look when he’s near teenage girls?? Gross…
Someone’s been hitting the thrift stores with Miley, I see.
WHO YOU CALLIN’ SEAL?!?!?!?!
If she doesn’t stand exactly like that, her panties fall down to her ankles.
It’s so cute that you think she wears panties.
well, it’s more of a sponge
I thought she got super classy after the failed bid for governor of California. No? Well she looks super classy.
I guess I would be a little put off if the crowd started chanting “Who Are You? Who Are You?” too.
I’d rather raise Naomi Rapace’s baby.
Rather raise Rosemary’s baby than that spawn.
Stop it… I do not have the cutest dimples… You’re embarrassing me…
-Jake Gyllenhal, forever eroding manliness…
I’d love to see a real biker stomp the shit out of that little bitch. And by little bitch, I of course mean Bieber.
mmmmmMMMMMMOOOOOOOOooooooooo
uhhhhMOOO MOOO!!!!!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
coff
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
This ass can obviously nuke a bathroom!
She isn’t armenian! Her family certainly come from north of Armenia, like Chernobyl… This explain the mutant ass…
…in other hand, ucranian women are very pretty…
Wait! There comes her mother DNA!
Cow-ass-a-basas, CA.
USDA Prime Pork
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“Arnold, if we make it to Denny’s before 6, we’re a lock for the early bird special”….
“Dat sounds good, I am so hungry I could eat a house-keepah.”
The hips make me wanna impregnate, the face makes me wanna deny it’s mine.
What the fuck? Did her tits double in size over the weekend?
Can’t say I blame the kid… Easy there little Oedipus..
With a mom like Gwen and a half-sister like Daisy Lowe, the kid’s gonna have issues.
Yeah…bulimia and anorexia to name a few.
WIN.
Everyone who’s ever said that Justin Bieber was a box-muncher is now vindicated.
Could someone please turn the lights down? My doctor warned me about melting…
How much would we have to pay France to keep her? Because I’ll chip in.
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Time for Timer!!!
Now I’m hungry for cheese.
A WAGON WHEEL!
“Whoever called this place ‘Providence’ must have been drunk at the time.”
Whaddaya mean I’m not at a premier? AIDS? I got that back in ’89…
Fucking ridiculous. Looks like she’s wearing an XL adult diaper.
You know what’s even more ridiculous? This is what she wore to church. Granted, “church” takes place in a conference room at the Agoura Hills Sheraton, but it’s what she considers church all the same.
Well, I know what I want for my birthday…
His nose is just going to implode I think.
Only fame still could get you that kind of reaction out of a pretty girl when you’re dressed like a serial killer’s composite drawing.
It’s getting hard to tell the difference between Kim’s ass and Kourtney’s stomach.
Keep it shiny Grieco!
This is the fifth time we’ve seen that shirt.
The centaur lives again!!
They’re trading stories from the 80′s…and also steroids.
hate this bitch and her stupid song
Did he just get off a paddle boat on the Mississippi circa 1890?
More like 1920.
Looks more like a lawn jockey to me.
Selena: “see, you just take it down like this..grrggllggg”
Justin: “Usher likes me to use my molars, nom-nom-nom”
Looks like someone is trying to outrun her past.
If you shoot enough water into her mouth, you get tickets.
You know, I made a joke like this on the exact same post on which Little Richard inaugurated the black-microphone bit.
Can he be posed, or can we just change the clothes?
AIDS cone! AIDS cone!
“No Justin, like THIS.”
Jake: “I bet your brother is gorgeous.”
Girl [blushing]: “Oh, stop it.”
Jake: “Is he?”
Ok ladies go ahead and line up, Simon is ready to judge “Miss Cankle, Providence 2012″
Man, she just keeps getting more and more unattractive each day.
Once upon a time she was hot
Yeah! What’s got into her, anyway?
about 40 lbs
40 lbs? It’s bending the light from distant galaxies
A fetus. I blame Fish, personally.
Nice setup by Tom and finish by McFeely.
someone wants attention…
She did “X-Men: First Class” and “The Hunger Games”. I don’t think she’s pulling any Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag shit here.
Self-delusion is fun.
I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure he’s turning into Tim Burton.
or johnny depp is turning into him. that’s more alarming.
She has the gangly, pasty legs of a ….wait, WTF? Why do her feet point two different directions???
I bet her head spins around when she’s angry also.
Most people walk in the direction they’re looking. In Amanda’s case, that can be problematical.
Hahahaha
hilarious!!
winner. lol
“All Hail Hypnotoad!”
Wow, Morris Day has grown.