Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)
Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,
- The Superficial
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It looks like Deep Roy moved to Jersey and turned into a douchebag
“Heavens to Murgatroyd!”
Geronimo? I thought it was Snookie holding a rifle.
I thought it was Jesus with a banjo.
“I bet you thought naming that baby Carlos was pretty funny eh homes??? Let’s settle this outside fat jesus”
The look of disappointment on Arnold’s face says it all
Who ordered the Chinese finger trap?
I like when he lived in the castle with the talking dishes. Cool movie.
“Nice chain, Rodman, but I get a medal for sleeping with this.”
He must have landed the crazy Drosselmeyer role for Christmas.
Motherfucker stole my girlfriend’s tank top.
“Meer, meer, onna wall, who’s the purtiest one of all?”
“Right here. Right here is where I’d have put boobies.”
“hmmm… maybe if I sit on my knees, they’ll let me have beer…”
Girls? The rumor that I carry more water in my abs than a camels hump is simply not true.
You’re sure I can’t use the ring finger for “the one in the stink?”
Do I need a shower? nah
Shave? nah
Left eyebrow? Aaah
This picture is taken a moment too soon. The cooter tat is actually in the palm of his hand . . .
Fuck the Academy!
Looks like Christopher Lloyd grabbed some bling on his last trip back to the 60′s.
Must be the lupus.
“No. Really. I really did use to be a governor. But enough about me. What are you up to these days, Keanu?”
Shayli : I cannot believe that I have to be here with this douche-bag
“It’s raining men . . .”
Lol
I’m so glad I’ve already seen her tits. Now I can totally ignore her.
Sassy!
Where did Pink get that rack?
that’s what i was wondering
She popped a kid out.
Yeah, those are mom boobs. Come to think of it, why haven’t we seen more of them since the delivery?
cos she Pink, yo
They’re absolutely spectacular.
Nice rack but the hair hood is different.
Plus she has pillow lips like Shauna
Oh thank God, Jude Law finally got here with C3-PO. Get him to talk to those glory holes to find out why they aren’t working.
Opps
Is=are
I’ll take “3 people who have no business anywhere near a ‘Fashion Week’” for $500, Alex.
Oh Yeah – +1!
+1,000
Spot on!
Godammit!
Team Wrinkley-Assed Ginger.
como se dice, Crom?
hahahaha…nice
It’s just not possible that she’s human.
She’s Jersian?
Jennifer: “Ben, they’re taking pictures of me, not you, honey.”
Ben: “I was in movies with Matt Damon, alright?”
He looks like a Tobey.
back in my day we just called ‘em homos.
You made me spit take my mother! Thanks!
I think Mila Kunis is one of the most sexy actresses in movies lately. She’s got a little bit of a girl next door quality, which can seemlessly change into a sultry sexy, and then jump on over to spicy, bicurious sexy. She has a great range of sexy. Two thumbs up.
Not for this photo… but in general.
+1
Nothing says class like leaving the house in slippers and with 9 fake nails
good eye! This is so disgusting I am ending my superficial browsing for today and walking over to East Harlem for some eats in the hopes someone bashes me over the head in the process so I can rid my memory of this visual assault.
The lost one is stuck up her nose. She is a deep picker.
This here is the hole ma babies come out of!
No they didn’t
“Wait. Ya’ll mean this ain’t the shitter?”
Which one is Ami ?
Why do we have to scroll through the painful thumbnails gallery that does not retain the current picture to finally see the most interesting pictures ?!
I’d still piss in her poop n shoot. But I’m a chick so…anybody got a funnel?
F’in gross!!
Ha ha! Awesome!
Squishy is a pussy.
I see London, I see France.
I see Chris Brown’s shirt and pants.
You ain’t seen my gut yet?
Someone just get the guy a booster seat, please.
Looks like she’s doing a Britney Spears bathroom stop. Only with shoes.
I thought the same thing. She looks like she is about to say, “Nobody go in the bathroom, for a good 35-45 minutes.”
Is it just me or does it seem like he’s selling shamwows?
Maybe “ShamWoww.”
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
It woke up the spider
Who lived deep inside her.
He said “Hey, free electric and gas.”
I thought their dad was the foreign one?
No just the dude that let a killer with large hands go free.
You’re allow to have those during conjugal visit?