The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.18.11

July 18th, 2011 // 931 Comments

Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)

Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Earl Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like Deep Roy moved to Jersey and turned into a douchebag

  2. Jude Law
    The Pope of Cleveland
    Commented on this photo:

    “Heavens to Murgatroyd!”

  3. Billy Ray Cyrus
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Geronimo? I thought it was Snookie holding a rifle.

  4. David Beckham Zach Galifianakis
    Commented on this photo:

    “I bet you thought naming that baby Carlos was pretty funny eh homes??? Let’s settle this outside fat jesus”

  5. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    The look of disappointment on Arnold’s face says it all

  6. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ordered the Chinese finger trap?

  7. Jason Momoa
    Commented on this photo:

    I like when he lived in the castle with the talking dishes. Cool movie.

  8. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Raoul
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    “Nice chain, Rodman, but I get a medal for sleeping with this.”

  9. Jesse Ventura
    PoorMaryKelly
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    He must have landed the crazy Drosselmeyer role for Christmas.

  10. Andrew Dice Clay
    Commented on this photo:

    Motherfucker stole my girlfriend’s tank top.

  11. Britney Spears
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    “Meer, meer, onna wall, who’s the purtiest one of all?”

  12. Mila Kunis
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Right here. Right here is where I’d have put boobies.”

  13. David Spade
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    “hmmm… maybe if I sit on my knees, they’ll let me have beer…”

  14. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Who's roughing who?
    Commented on this photo:

    Girls? The rumor that I carry more water in my abs than a camels hump is simply not true.

  15. Conan O'Brien
    hc66
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re sure I can’t use the ring finger for “the one in the stink?”

  16. Jason Momoa
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Do I need a shower? nah
    Shave? nah
    Left eyebrow? Aaah

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture is taken a moment too soon. The cooter tat is actually in the palm of his hand . . .

  18. Marisa Tomei
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck the Academy!

  19. Jesse Ventura
    Dina
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Christopher Lloyd grabbed some bling on his last trip back to the 60′s.

  20. Lady Gaga Bra
    Derp
    Commented on this photo:

    Must be the lupus.

  21. Jesse Ventura
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “No. Really. I really did use to be a governor. But enough about me. What are you up to these days, Keanu?”

  22. Ami James Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Shayli : I cannot believe that I have to be here with this douche-bag

  23. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s raining men . . .”

  24. Kendra Wilkinson
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    I’m so glad I’ve already seen her tits. Now I can totally ignore her.

  25. Jude Law
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Sassy!

  26. Carey Hart Pink
    Commented on this photo:

    Where did Pink get that rack?

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice rack but the hair hood is different.

  28. Jude Law
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh thank God, Jude Law finally got here with C3-PO. Get him to talk to those glory holes to find out why they aren’t working.

  29. Carey Hart Pink
    Who's roughing who?
    Commented on this photo:

    Opps

    Is=are

  30. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll take “3 people who have no business anywhere near a ‘Fashion Week’” for $500, Alex.

  31. Conan O'Brien
    Commented on this photo:

    Team Wrinkley-Assed Ginger.

  32. Jason Momoa
    Commented on this photo:

    como se dice, Crom?

  33. Jersey Shore Snooki The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Babs
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s just not possible that she’s human.

  34. Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck
    Commented on this photo:

    Jennifer: “Ben, they’re taking pictures of me, not you, honey.”

    Ben: “I was in movies with Matt Damon, alright?”

  35. Tobey Maguire
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks like a Tobey.

  36. Mila Kunis
    BJ
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    I think Mila Kunis is one of the most sexy actresses in movies lately. She’s got a little bit of a girl next door quality, which can seemlessly change into a sultry sexy, and then jump on over to spicy, bicurious sexy. She has a great range of sexy. Two thumbs up.
    Not for this photo… but in general.

  37. Jersey Shore Snooki The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing says class like leaving the house in slippers and with 9 fake nails

    • Gumption

      good eye! This is so disgusting I am ending my superficial browsing for today and walking over to East Harlem for some eats in the hopes someone bashes me over the head in the process so I can rid my memory of this visual assault.

  38. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    This here is the hole ma babies come out of!

  39. Britney Spears
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait. Ya’ll mean this ain’t the shitter?”

  40. Ami James Shirtless
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one is Ami ?

  41. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    Why do we have to scroll through the painful thumbnails gallery that does not retain the current picture to finally see the most interesting pictures ?!

  42. Lady Gaga Bra
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still piss in her poop n shoot. But I’m a chick so…anybody got a funnel?

  43. Rihanna
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    I see London, I see France.

  44. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Commented on this photo:

    You ain’t seen my gut yet?

  45. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone just get the guy a booster seat, please.

  46. Kendra Wilkinson
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she’s doing a Britney Spears bathroom stop. Only with shoes.

    • Facebook Me

      I thought the same thing. She looks like she is about to say, “Nobody go in the bathroom, for a good 35-45 minutes.”

  47. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it just me or does it seem like he’s selling shamwows?

  48. Andrew Dice Clay
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    Little Miss Muffet
    Sat on a tuffet
    A lightbulb was stuck up her ass.
    It woke up the spider
    Who lived deep inside her.
    He said “Hey, free electric and gas.”

  49. Kris Jenner
    MrsWrong
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    I thought their dad was the foreign one?

  50. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Who's roughing who?
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re allow to have those during conjugal visit?

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