The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.18.11

July 18th, 2011 // 931 Comments

Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)

Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    The Pope of Cleveland
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    Half of this picture is awesome.

  2. Marisa Tomei
    Cock Dr
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    I nominate this dress for “Ugliest of the Year”.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    PoorMaryKelly
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    I realize if you have humongus hooters it really doesn’t matter but who the deuce is this?

  4. Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck
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    The look on her face says it all.

  5. Andrew Dice Clay
    Deacon Jones
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    Seriously, who gave this wannabe Guinea fashion advice?

  6. Kendra Wilkinson
    Cock Dr
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    *barfs*

  7. Jersey Shore Snooki The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Turd Ferguson
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    Close the borders and KEEP them there please.

  8. Britney Spears
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    That dancer just caught a whiff.

  9. Conan O'Brien
    Cock Dr
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    Ginger moobs

  10. Ami James Shirtless
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s what I don’t like about television these days. Too many coloured people.

  11. Billy Ray Cyrus
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    OK, I get he has Cherokee ancestors, but did someone tell him that Geronimo was Apache and not Cherokee.

  12. Ami James Shirtless
    Who's roughing who?
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    Ami James of which royal family?

  13. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
    Atomicbeddy
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    Is that the dress from The Proposal? They forgot to take in the boob area.

  14. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    stamos
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    Did youse just say 14 is legal in Jersey?!

  15. Britney Spears
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    2 girls one …dressing table?

  16. Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck
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    “Just give me my rasberries so I can put this whole market in my rearview mirrah!!”

  17. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Cakeflourz
    Commented on this photo:

    “Newly released photographs indicate Sam Jones may actually be a cannibal. In other news….”

  18. Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck
    Cock Dr
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    Ben looks kinda good here to me.
    I need to do a self diagnostic now….please excuse me.

  19. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    What in the holy-fucking-hell-with-a bag-of-nuts was she thinking?!?!

    • MrsWrong

      and I quote “Im a barbie girl, in a barbie whirl, life so lala, is fantastic, i can go with hair, dresses everywhere, fans and lala, its a la sensasion”

  20. Kris Jenner
    Turd Ferguson
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    How many shares of Adobe do you think this family owns?

  21. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Atomicbeddy
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    “Outta the way, dude! That Whopper has my name allll over it!!”

  22. David Spade
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    Ice cream Lieutenant Dan!

    • bearandbu

      I try not to rect to all your lame comments…it’s not hard…most of you are tools…but Jesus…I laughed so hard at this I cried…thanks Georgio.

    • Jovy

      I would have preferred the “But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan” one but this still made me laugh.

  23. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Mars
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    Is Ice-T an Olympic Judo Master?

  24. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Turd Ferguson
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    After mom and Kim, there wasnt enough Photoshop left for poor Khloe.

  25. Jude Law
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    So he only “hangs out” with gay guys right? But He is not gay himself. Do I have that right?

  26. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    adolf hitler
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    if shes fat, id hate to eat the ribeyes at your house.

  27. Megan Fox
    NTT
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    She’s really let herself go

  28. Mila Kunis
    F me harder!
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    Cock tease whore. Dumb bitch never intended on going on that date w/ the Marine.

  29. Hayden Panettiere
    Turd Ferguson
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    Looking for a new, irrelevant Gargamel to live with.

  30. David Spade
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    “wow..so this is what it’s like to be this high up. OMG, I can see over a car!”

  31. Kirsten Dunst Bike Ride
    JPC
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    After drinking the fairy’s blood, Ms. Dunst was able to enjoy a bike ride in the bright sunlight for the first time since she was turned.

  32. Britney Spears
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    Essen Mein Shiza!

  33. David Beckham Zach Galifianakis
    NTT
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    Alpha and Zeta

  34. Megan Fox
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nothing special, and now without meaningful work to go with it.

  35. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    adolf hitler
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    2 for the price of 2

  36. Emma Watson
    PoorMaryKelly
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    She’s as tomboy as they get without becoming a boy.

  37. David Beckham Zach Galifianakis
    Turd Ferguson
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    The Yin and Yang of body hair.

  38. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Cock Dr
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    Let us know what the title of the new porn tape will be, so those interested can steal it for free on the internet.

  39. Andrew Dice Clay
    Turd Ferguson
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    Please tell me he is just visiting, no way this loser lives in Beverly.
    Hills that is.

  40. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Pip pip cheery-o
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    Siphylis soup.

  41. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
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    They’re going to be pissed when they find out he’s not really Tiger Woods.

  42. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a talentless, shameless, groveling loser convention.
    The winner goes home with the Crypt Keeper and get a matching velvet robe.

  43. David Spade
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how my 5 year-old has to sit at a table so he can reach his food.

  44. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
    Turd Ferguson
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    Someone tell Sterling Archer … there *IS* a Whore Island!

  45. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
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    Man oh man.. the Black Ranger get’s himself twins. All hail the powers of Zordon.

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought this was Ashley Tisdale for a second, then I scrolled

  47. Marisa Tomei
    narcissisticbtch
    Commented on this photo:

    Positraction !

  48. Britney Spears
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta poop?

  49. Jesse Ventura
    bewbs
    Commented on this photo:

    “i put the butcher knife up to her neck and i said, ‘you’d better start fryin up my eggs a lot better ‘n you been fryin em… i’m tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.’”

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    PoorMaryKelly
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    Wow. Same plain white tees? Now that’s bonding.

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