Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)
Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,
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She only dresses this way so you forget about how fugly her face is. It’s so fugly that her neighborhood grocery store keeps running out of paper bags because of how homeless people keep stealing them to cover her face as she walks by.
you’re how old? yea it’s spelled S-I-C-H-U — wait.
ITS A MIRACLE! MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE!!!!
so this is what it feels like to be 5 feet tall
omigod you guys look at that purple unicorn!!
This picture was taken about 2 minutes before she realized she wasn’t squatting on front of a Kentucky Fried Chicken drive-thru…
“Sorry sir, but a leash law is in effect in this neighborhood so I don’t care if it’s so close, it can still put its fingernails on you…it needs to be a on a leash. Now.”
So then I told Corey Feldman if he wanted to hang with me, he’d have to dress in drag, be my bodyguard, and walk at least three steps behind me. Anybody got any flavored lipgloss?
So this is what happens to men who “date” Lindsey Lohan. They bond. Like seriously bond. In a very disturbing way.
Looks like somebody’s one pickle shy of a quarter pounder.
He: It’s only this big, but it made a baby!
She: Actually only this big, but we did it twice.
Is that a deck of cards in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
There’s something very wrong about a man with sea monsters painted all over his body taking his child into the ocean.
How often do you think he’s told by cops at gunpoint to “step away from the little girl”.
There she goes, giving birth out of her butt ….. AGAIN.
He looks like something that grew out of the side of Brad Pitt’s shoulder.
Time to bring in the basketballs.
Jason Momoa is SO hot, even when you only show the must unflattering picture of him imaginable.
His eyes seem to have an intense, laser-like power, but one of them is wonky and is probably responsible for that hole in his eyebrow.
Looks like Ice-T won a Piston Cup, I didn’t even know he was in “Cars”. He was probably the old busted Cadillac that was rear ending the sloppy bloated orange school bus.
“It’s not a toomah! It’s just my fat kid”
Must have been a serious accident, her face AND chest airbags deployed.
His full sleeve tat looks more like a “full wifebeater”
It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for people who are paid ludicrous amounts of money to be famous, who then don’t want to be famous.
:-D
I guess Anna is watching the other 66 children.
(anyone? someone here is cultured, right?)
Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of…OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!
In 2011 technology has now allowed us to identify douchebags by only their footwear.
he has the weird body proportions of the worlds tallest midget.
In every photo like this, there’s some chick in the background who just walked through the fart.
He lost his legs in the Battle of the Bands, Paramus Mall, 1987.
“I’m looking for a dress…something in the ‘makes my boobs look like deflated weather balloons’ kind of thing”
Is she still relevant? Did I just answer my own question?
I’d see a doctor about those armpit spider veins. Also, I’d ask him if he could do something about being Andrew Dice Clay.
A trailer with an in ground pool? And the BIG grey goose! You’d think if he could afford all that, he could get his pool skank skimmed.
I’d say “hey, don’t pour your juice in the pool!”
but something tells me he already did…
Yes. Flip off the people who make you remain important and millionaires.
Will she look 14 forever?
She will always be 13 yrs old
who?!