The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.18.11

July 18th, 2011 // 931 Comments

Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)

Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lady Gaga Bra
    PowerMuff
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    She only dresses this way so you forget about how fugly her face is. It’s so fugly that her neighborhood grocery store keeps running out of paper bags because of how homeless people keep stealing them to cover her face as she walks by.

  2. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    kb
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    you’re how old? yea it’s spelled S-I-C-H-U — wait.

  3. Kris Jenner
    kb
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    ITS A MIRACLE! MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE!!!!

  4. David Spade
    kb
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    so this is what it feels like to be 5 feet tall

  5. Kirsten Dunst Bike Ride
    kb
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    omigod you guys look at that purple unicorn!!

  6. Britney Spears
    PowerMuff
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    This picture was taken about 2 minutes before she realized she wasn’t squatting on front of a Kentucky Fried Chicken drive-thru…

  7. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    PowerMuff
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    “Sorry sir, but a leash law is in effect in this neighborhood so I don’t care if it’s so close, it can still put its fingernails on you…it needs to be a on a leash. Now.”

  8. Mila Kunis
    Allison Wunderlan
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    So then I told Corey Feldman if he wanted to hang with me, he’d have to dress in drag, be my bodyguard, and walk at least three steps behind me. Anybody got any flavored lipgloss?

  9. Jude Law
    Allison Wunderlan
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    So this is what happens to men who “date” Lindsey Lohan. They bond. Like seriously bond. In a very disturbing way.

  10. Kendra Wilkinson
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Looks like somebody’s one pickle shy of a quarter pounder.

  11. Carey Hart Pink
    Allison Wunderlan
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    He: It’s only this big, but it made a baby!
    She: Actually only this big, but we did it twice.

  12. Tobey Maguire
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Is that a deck of cards in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

  13. Ami James Shirtless
    Allison Wunderlan
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    There’s something very wrong about a man with sea monsters painted all over his body taking his child into the ocean.

  14. Britney Spears
    Allison Wunderlan
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    There she goes, giving birth out of her butt ….. AGAIN.

  15. David Spade
    Allison Wunderlan
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    He looks like something that grew out of the side of Brad Pitt’s shoulder.

  16. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Time to bring in the basketballs.

  17. Jason Momoa
    MasterKat
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    Jason Momoa is SO hot, even when you only show the must unflattering picture of him imaginable.

  18. Jason Momoa
    Jess
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    His eyes seem to have an intense, laser-like power, but one of them is wonky and is probably responsible for that hole in his eyebrow.

  19. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
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    Looks like Ice-T won a Piston Cup, I didn’t even know he was in “Cars”. He was probably the old busted Cadillac that was rear ending the sloppy bloated orange school bus.

  20. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
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    “It’s not a toomah! It’s just my fat kid”

  21. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
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    Must have been a serious accident, her face AND chest airbags deployed.

  22. Carey Hart Pink
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    His full sleeve tat looks more like a “full wifebeater”

  23. Jennifer Garner Ben Affleck
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    It’s hard for me to feel sympathy for people who are paid ludicrous amounts of money to be famous, who then don’t want to be famous.

  24. Ami James Shirtless
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    I guess Anna is watching the other 66 children.

    (anyone? someone here is cultured, right?)

  25. Britney Spears
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    Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of…OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!

  26. Jersey Shore Snooki The Situation Mike Sorrentino
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    In 2011 technology has now allowed us to identify douchebags by only their footwear.

  27. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
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    he has the weird body proportions of the worlds tallest midget.

  28. Kris Jenner
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    In every photo like this, there’s some chick in the background who just walked through the fart.

  29. David Spade
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    He lost his legs in the Battle of the Bands, Paramus Mall, 1987.

  30. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
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    “I’m looking for a dress…something in the ‘makes my boobs look like deflated weather balloons’ kind of thing”

  31. Hayden Panettiere
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    Is she still relevant? Did I just answer my own question?

  32. Andrew Dice Clay
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    I’d see a doctor about those armpit spider veins. Also, I’d ask him if he could do something about being Andrew Dice Clay.

  33. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
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    A trailer with an in ground pool? And the BIG grey goose! You’d think if he could afford all that, he could get his pool skank skimmed.

  34. Karissa Shannon Bikini Kristina Shannon Bikini Sam Jones III
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    I’d say “hey, don’t pour your juice in the pool!”

    but something tells me he already did…

  35. Carey Hart Pink
    Nik
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    Yes. Flip off the people who make you remain important and millionaires.

  36. Hayden Panettiere
    Nik
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    Will she look 14 forever?

  37. Emma Watson
    Aud
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    She will always be 13 yrs old

  38. Ami James Shirtless
    ana
    Commented on this photo:

    who?!

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