1. baron of all media

    There’s always a flat chick with a look of chagrin saying it all with her eyes.

    • Firstard

      There’s always a fat chick that gets labeled as “sexy” because she has massive breasts.

      • Eddie

        She’s not fat.

        A lot of Brits have massive natural tits. But, she’s definitely not fat.

      • Derp

        Okay, overweight.

        And as much as you want to tell yourself otherwise, “massive natural tits” is not something British females are known for.

      • Eddie

        Check out some of her other pics. Flat stomach. Perfect weight.

        And I should clarify, it’s not what they’re known for, but I stand by my statement that a lot of Brits have massive natural gonzagas.

      • TomFrank

        Gonzagas? Like, Catholic schools?

      • ana

        yeah, cos a lots of brits eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of milk which contains a lot of fucking hormones!
        this is also why they get their period when they are 10 and are pregnant by the time they are 12!

  2. Gotta love the transition from Mila Kunis to Kelly Brook… 7 years of famine followed by 7 years of plenty… And yes, I want to motorboat the plenty…

  3. Cock Dr

    She needs more support. A crane would probably do it.

  4. PoorMaryKelly

    I realize if you have humongus hooters it really doesn’t matter but who the deuce is this?

  5. adolf hitler

    if shes fat, id hate to eat the ribeyes at your house.

  6. J

    I thought this was Ashley Tisdale for a second, then I scrolled

  7. kimmykimkim

    I like her better with her mouth shut.

  8. Are those her breasts or Hugh Hefner’s testicles on a necklace?

  9. GuyLeDouche

    She might be in Ischia but those tits reach to Naples.

  10. Squishy

    Sorry, but WTF does she even do?? Celebrity doesn’t even mean anything anymore!

  11. whiskeyafternoon

    with cleavage that ample, her last name really should come pluralized as ‘Brooks’.

  12. Gumption

    This tubby is not bad, her head has to go but her physique is a ok. Cute swimsuit.

  13. chupacabra

    Swim suit or little bedtime outfit? You decide.

  14. Arzach

    Dear mother of god! Instant boner!

  15. Hard to believe it’s Kelly Brook – more like Pippa Middleton with tits.

  16. Me

    She looks like ashley tinsdale when she hits puberty in this pic

  17. SuperficialAdmin

    whothe fuck is she

  18. Heyzeus Hosay

    My god she looks British in this pic…usually she’s hot. this is not

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