Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)
Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,
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That will be one unappetizing mouthful.
What do you mean, unappetizing. The top is the best part of the muffin.
Rakim is the SHIT!!!
“Ok, who’s getting the ballon knot first tonight, boys?”
Hhahahahahhahahaha…*cough*….hahahaahahahahaha
“Dude. You ever go to a red carpet event? On WEED?”
Cant wait for her reign of terror and stupidity to end.
Is Ringling Bros in town again?
“Can I get you boys some hot coco?” (See what I did there?)
FIRST!!!1!one!1
You know that saying a picture speaks a thousand words? Well this is one of them.
oh Lord. imagine having schwartzy has a father….
sieg heil, für immer.
This looks like a Diff’rent Strokes reunion without the pedophiliac Santa Clause.
And with everybody alive.
Really? Prove to me somehow that Ice Bridges isn’t the only living thing in this picture. PROVE IT
Looks like one of those dudes who will lose his hair at an early age and rock the Skullet.
Go bald? Really? Look at how thick that guy’s hair is, there’s no way he’d just magically go bald.
not to mention he is 31.
pure class
Indeed.
agreed
Britney. Xtina. Lohan.
Take note – this is how you carry yourself if you want a career.
Agreed.
“I don’t got time to bullshit with you”
When did the Dothraki start wearing shirts?
was thinking the same thing !
I love you for that reference.
Bahaha. Game of Thrones reference. Hilarious.
Buhuhu…. He died in game of Thrones. Maybe he will magically resucitate ??
Read the books…you’ll learn to not get too attached to ANY characters.
There’s always a flat chick with a look of chagrin saying it all with her eyes.
There’s always a fat chick that gets labeled as “sexy” because she has massive breasts.
She’s not fat.
A lot of Brits have massive natural tits. But, she’s definitely not fat.
Okay, overweight.
And as much as you want to tell yourself otherwise, “massive natural tits” is not something British females are known for.
Check out some of her other pics. Flat stomach. Perfect weight.
And I should clarify, it’s not what they’re known for, but I stand by my statement that a lot of Brits have massive natural gonzagas.
Gonzagas? Like, Catholic schools?
yeah, cos a lots of brits eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of milk which contains a lot of fucking hormones!
this is also why they get their period when they are 10 and are pregnant by the time they are 12!
Fat Camp.
Maybe Cartman can sneak them some licorice.
Looks like she just enjoyed servicing Justin backstage.
there are still people on this planet who think justin is straight… … …
Gotta love the transition from Mila Kunis to Kelly Brook… 7 years of famine followed by 7 years of plenty… And yes, I want to motorboat the plenty…
Andy Dick’s drinking again, huh?
Has this Mulletard inked himself with “Douche” yet, just to remind himself?
This dude needs a porter from rentaboy.com.
Is she all the way female? Have a penis? Does she own a big set of balls? She gets more trannyesque every day. At this point I’m not sure what she’s packing.
I feel very strongly that her sunglasses should be much, much bigger. Have I been brainwashed?
MMMMMMAn they’re Ray-Bans!
Wherre were you in the 80s? That shit was EVERYWHERE!
HAven’t you seen the hipsters lately?
she always had a boyish face.
nonetheless, i think she is very well dressed.
the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump!
Starting to slim out again babe, don’t get knocked up again.
She won’t. Her hubby probably will not make a NFL team this year. She has to stay thin to get whatever work she can to support her, her unemployed husband and one UGLY baby.
Nasty!!
Seen here wearing something from the “Della Reese” collection at JC Penney.
nice–I had the following all typed out when I saw yours: “Perhaps I should have been more specific–when I asked for a dress from the Coco collection, I meant Coco CHANEL…”
I was thinking Dolly Parton, but, well done sir.
…and I was thinking Aretha. Great minds.
“Come with me, if you want to get skinny”
Bah! Awesome!
More likely “Come with me… if you want ice-cream.”
“See here??? This is where I tattooed my princess’s vag to remind me of how special she is…”
he’s from the south, I think they call it a “cooter” down in them parts.
Vag, cooter, coochie, hooha, manhole, sausage wallet, meat purse, fajita taco – any of those will do.
Oh yeah, and “them” should be followed by a “there” for added fun. Down in them there parts. See? Fun, huh? Another fun one: done did…I arrdy done did that!! Trust me, I’m from Texas.
LMAO
Fergie needs to lighten up on those hormones.
That made me lol
Bwahahahahaha!
Shit I thought the Predator took him out years ago.
Coco looks tired. It must be strenuous to carry around all of that…..well THAT, especially in the summer heat.
For a woman in her early 30′s, she looks liked a well-preserved 48 or so … gah. Whatever her age, she is downright gross.
She looks like a bad-aged stretch of highway. Still I pound her and watch her tits bounce.
Hard to imagine if I’d be holding a gun with three bullets and saw four dudes, among them Jude Law, that he’d be the one I’d spare.
I would hit that like Babe Ruth!
Agreed!
There’s actually a flap in her back where you can put the pieces when you’re finished.
“Omigod”
“No wayyy!”
“Dude…”
“I know, right?”
I imagine that’s how this little scene went.
BAHAHAHA Exactly!
“VEN I VAS YOAH AGE I VAS MISTAH OLYMPIAH”
MISS Olympia.
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/01/arnold_with_doll.jpg
Hopefully, for Skynet’s sake, that kid has machine guns in his cankles and those fat roles are actually extra ammo. If not, I am feeling pretty good about surviving judgement day.
“I take my straw, and drink your MILKSHAKE”
For once, I agree with these idiots. Why the hell are people still taking pictures of these two irrelevant eyesores?
She needs more support. A crane would probably do it.
My hands would also do.
My chin would do as well.
You guys are so great stepping up to volunteer.
“Woah!”
Raise that baby right, by God.
She seems less snooty than most actresses and she’s a cutie as well.
Ah yes. The alternative to handshake. Glad to see Pink and her BF is on board.
If you listen to “The View” while you look at this picture, it’s hilarious.
Double moobs.
Asshole Arnie needs a new facelift.
Horrffff!
The sound of my lunch in my lap.
Tobey Maguire in Venice, CA, about to drive home Ben Affleck’s car.
“Oh god! Not Taco Bell again!!”