The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.18.11

July 18th, 2011 // 931 Comments

Quick! Hide Eddie Murphy before he sees this.

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed: Hookin’ Edition featuring Kelly Brook still putting her huge, awesome natural breasts in swimwear while Coco puts her huge, fake awesome ones in between Dennis Rodman and Ice-T, Jude Law‘s friends after just seeing Lady GaGa – “She’s born just like us!” – and Pete Ross could really use a magazine right about now. (Note the extra added Shannon twin bikini pics because I know how much you kids love interracial couples. They’re your favorite.)

Don’t worry, I remembered a midget,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Britney Spears
    Daily Moisturizing
    Commented on this photo:

    That will be one unappetizing mouthful.

  2. Lady Gaga Bra
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Rakim is the SHIT!!!

  3. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, who’s getting the ballon knot first tonight, boys?”

  4. Jason Momoa
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude. You ever go to a red carpet event? On WEED?”

  5. Lady Gaga Bra
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Cant wait for her reign of terror and stupidity to end.

  6. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Is Ringling Bros in town again?

  7. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Darcy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Can I get you boys some hot coco?” (See what I did there?)

  8. Firstard

    FIRST!!!1!one!1

  9. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that saying a picture speaks a thousand words? Well this is one of them.

  10. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like a Diff’rent Strokes reunion without the pedophiliac Santa Clause.

  11. Jason Momoa
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like one of those dudes who will lose his hair at an early age and rock the Skullet.

  12. Carey Hart Pink
    JANE
    Commented on this photo:

    pure class

  13. Emma Watson
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Britney. Xtina. Lohan.

    Take note – this is how you carry yourself if you want a career.

  14. Jesse Ventura
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I don’t got time to bullshit with you”

  15. Jason Momoa
    ad naseum
    Commented on this photo:

    When did the Dothraki start wearing shirts?

  16. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s always a flat chick with a look of chagrin saying it all with her eyes.

    • Firstard

      There’s always a fat chick that gets labeled as “sexy” because she has massive breasts.

      • Eddie

        She’s not fat.

        A lot of Brits have massive natural tits. But, she’s definitely not fat.

      • Derp

        Okay, overweight.

        And as much as you want to tell yourself otherwise, “massive natural tits” is not something British females are known for.

      • Eddie

        Check out some of her other pics. Flat stomach. Perfect weight.

        And I should clarify, it’s not what they’re known for, but I stand by my statement that a lot of Brits have massive natural gonzagas.

      • TomFrank

        Gonzagas? Like, Catholic schools?

      • ana

        yeah, cos a lots of brits eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of milk which contains a lot of fucking hormones!
        this is also why they get their period when they are 10 and are pregnant by the time they are 12!

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat Camp.

    Maybe Cartman can sneak them some licorice.

  18. Mila Kunis
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like she just enjoyed servicing Justin backstage.

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta love the transition from Mila Kunis to Kelly Brook… 7 years of famine followed by 7 years of plenty… And yes, I want to motorboat the plenty…

  20. Jude Law
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Andy Dick’s drinking again, huh?

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Has this Mulletard inked himself with “Douche” yet, just to remind himself?

  22. Emma Watson
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    This dude needs a porter from rentaboy.com.

  23. Lady Gaga Bra
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she all the way female? Have a penis? Does she own a big set of balls? She gets more trannyesque every day. At this point I’m not sure what she’s packing.

  24. Emma Watson
    ad naseum
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel very strongly that her sunglasses should be much, much bigger. Have I been brainwashed?

  25. John

    the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump!

  26. Kendra Wilkinson
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Starting to slim out again babe, don’t get knocked up again.

  27. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Seen here wearing something from the “Della Reese” collection at JC Penney.

  28. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Who's roughing who?
    Commented on this photo:

    “Come with me, if you want to get skinny”

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus
    Commented on this photo:

    “See here??? This is where I tattooed my princess’s vag to remind me of how special she is…”

  30. Jason Momoa
    Commented on this photo:

    Fergie needs to lighten up on those hormones.

  31. Jesse Ventura
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit I thought the Predator took him out years ago.

  32. Coco Cleavage Ice-T Dennis Rodman
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Coco looks tired. It must be strenuous to carry around all of that…..well THAT, especially in the summer heat.

    • Jack Ketch

      For a woman in her early 30′s, she looks liked a well-preserved 48 or so … gah. Whatever her age, she is downright gross.

  33. Jude Law
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Hard to imagine if I’d be holding a gun with three bullets and saw four dudes, among them Jude Law, that he’d be the one I’d spare.

  34. Jason Momoa
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    I would hit that like Babe Ruth!

  35. Lady Gaga Bra
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s actually a flap in her back where you can put the pieces when you’re finished.

  36. Jude Law
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    “Omigod”
    “No wayyy!”
    “Dude…”
    “I know, right?”
    I imagine that’s how this little scene went.

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    “VEN I VAS YOAH AGE I VAS MISTAH OLYMPIAH”

  38. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Commented on this photo:

    Hopefully, for Skynet’s sake, that kid has machine guns in his cankles and those fat roles are actually extra ammo. If not, I am feeling pretty good about surviving judgement day.

  39. Jersey Shore The Situation Mike Sorrentino
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I take my straw, and drink your MILKSHAKE”

  40. Carey Hart Pink
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    For once, I agree with these idiots. Why the hell are people still taking pictures of these two irrelevant eyesores?

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs more support. A crane would probably do it.

  42. Jesse Ventura
    Commented on this photo:

    “Woah!”

  43. Carey Hart Pink
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    Raise that baby right, by God.

  44. Mila Kunis
    PoorMaryKelly
    Commented on this photo:

    She seems less snooty than most actresses and she’s a cutie as well.

  45. Carey Hart Pink
    Who's roughing who?
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes. The alternative to handshake. Glad to see Pink and her BF is on board.

  46. Jude Law
    Commented on this photo:

    If you listen to “The View” while you look at this picture, it’s hilarious.

  47. Arnold Schwarzenegger Christpher Schwarzenegger
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Double moobs.
    Asshole Arnie needs a new facelift.

  48. Britney Spears
    Pip pip cheery-o
    Commented on this photo:

    Horrffff!
    The sound of my lunch in my lap.

  49. Tobey Maguire
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Tobey Maguire in Venice, CA, about to drive home Ben Affleck’s car.

  50. Britney Spears
    Atomicbeddy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh god! Not Taco Bell again!!”

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