The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12

July 16th, 2012 // 811 Comments

“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.

See if you can pin the tail on the theme of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. DJ Lance Rock Biz Markie Comic Con
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    How is Samantha Ronson getting so much more DJing work than these two badasses ?

  2. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    Commented on this photo:

    Uhmm Somkey, you look like a Mexican gay gold instructor…

  3. Scott Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not looking forward to this Jim Carrey remake of “Philadelphia”.

  4. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    No self-respecting Replicant would dress like that.

  5. Hugh Jackman
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    The first thing I think when I see this picture is “There’s a straight man”.

    The guy with the beard, I’m not so sure about.

  6. Laurence Fishburne
    Commented on this photo:

    Seems they’re now hiding the red pill inside a Cinnabon.

  7. Ian McKellan Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sir Ian, yes I know you have semen on your hands but if you’ll step this way we can get you to your orgy…”

  8. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    So, yes, I CAN shove my own foot up my ass! Next I’ll try my head!

  9. Mark McGrath Sugar Ray
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, that’s not a halo hanging from the corner of your girlfriends four-post bed. It’s a cock ring.

  10. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    The dynamic “Mike Comrie”…

  11. Kris Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, now sing it one more time from the topless, oops, I mean from the top.”

  12. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Sort of want…

  13. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    Commented on this photo:

    That sign behind him says “Warning: Don’t feed the Samuel L. Jacksons”

  14. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Corset Legs Short Shors
    Commented on this photo:

    My what dark eye brows you have.

  15. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Thought bubble from Olivia’s head: “I hope that asshole isn’t still staring at my asshole.”

  16. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    Commented on this photo:

    He needs some miracles.

  17. Hugh Jackman
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Hugh… you’re making it too easy…

  18. Kendall Jenner Bikini Mason Disick Football
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pencil and Son of Whore”

  19. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Duuuuuuuuuheeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

  20. Paula Labaredas Butt Comic Con
    Mr. Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    What a classy girl.

  21. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that my twin sister behind me wearing the Cadillac logo t-shirt? I’m afraid I don’t really understand your question.

  22. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    “Gout is a motherfucker on the foot thumbs.”

  23. Paula Labaredas Butt Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone should ax her why she has her ass hanging out in every photo.

  24. Noah Wyle Gilligan Hat Comic Con
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.

  25. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man 3 Comic Con
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    This kind of thing is why Alan Moore won’t budge out of Northampton

  26. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the old joke about being so good at sex that “you fucked her brains out and her whole family’s” had more than a little truth to it, after all!

  27. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Clooney left Tatum to drive the boat while he went “down below”.

  28. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Of all the pics posted here today from ‘Comic Con’, I thought for sure this was one of them.
    And yet it’s not…

  29. Ian McKellan Comic Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “You SHALL pass, Sir Ian”.

  30. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Good try lady, but you’re no Alec Baldwin.

  31. Zach Galifianakis Black Eye Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    He should have never told Fantasia that he didn’t like her routine!

  32. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    broduh jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    fantasia burrito

  33. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone’s making plans for Nigel.

  34. Jessica Alba Cleavage Giffoni Film Festival
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hate her husband. I feel perfectly entitled to do so.

  35. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Please tell me his shirt is actually a pajama top.

  36. Kim Kardashian Bra
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  37. Nathan Fillion Comic Con
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Can I make a ‘coy’ face? Sure, watch.

  38. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    When is Labor Day ?

  39. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Want those shoes.

  40. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    Judging from his face, he picked the wrong day to wear white pants.

  41. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    Keno
    Commented on this photo:

    “Want to touch da hiney.”

  42. Ian Somerhalder Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Are there ANY straight vampires left in the world?

  43. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    And the Lord replied,
    “The times when there was
    only one set of footprints
    I was embarrassed to be seen with you.”

  44. Scott Disick
    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    has anyone ever seen this guy and Jared Leto in the same room? Just sayin’….

  45. Ian McKellan Comic Con
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “I swear, the guy’s balls were THIS big…”

  46. Kim Kardashian Bra
    Commented on this photo:

    MOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man 3 Comic Con
    Janice
    Commented on this photo:

    “Heeeere I come to save the daaaaaaaaayyy…”

  48. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    Commented on this photo:

    Can any event with those $4.00 plastic lawn chairs really be called a “gala?”

  49. Scott Disick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    His crotch is dematerialising

    • EvilFuck

      He stuck it in a Lardassian… Al least twice… Would have expected it to fester, wither then rot off by now.

  50. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yes those starfish deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell.”

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