“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.
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How is Samantha Ronson getting so much more DJing work than these two badasses ?
Uhmm Somkey, you look like a Mexican gay gold instructor…
I’m not looking forward to this Jim Carrey remake of “Philadelphia”.
No self-respecting Replicant would dress like that.
The first thing I think when I see this picture is “There’s a straight man”.
The guy with the beard, I’m not so sure about.
Seems they’re now hiding the red pill inside a Cinnabon.
FrodaddyG FTW!
“Sir Ian, yes I know you have semen on your hands but if you’ll step this way we can get you to your orgy…”
So, yes, I CAN shove my own foot up my ass! Next I’ll try my head!
Dude, that’s not a halo hanging from the corner of your girlfriends four-post bed. It’s a cock ring.
The dynamic “Mike Comrie”…
“OK, now sing it one more time from the topless, oops, I mean from the top.”
Sort of want…
That sign behind him says “Warning: Don’t feed the Samuel L. Jacksons”
My what dark eye brows you have.
Thought bubble from Olivia’s head: “I hope that asshole isn’t still staring at my asshole.”
He should be staring. He was just in there.
He needs some miracles.
Oh Hugh… you’re making it too easy…
“Pencil and Son of Whore”
Duuuuuuuuuheeeeeeeeeeeeeyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
What a classy girl.
Is that my twin sister behind me wearing the Cadillac logo t-shirt? I’m afraid I don’t really understand your question.
“Gout is a motherfucker on the foot thumbs.”
Someone should ax her why she has her ass hanging out in every photo.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be good.
Hahahahahahaha!!!!
Standing ovation.
This kind of thing is why Alan Moore won’t budge out of Northampton
I guess the old joke about being so good at sex that “you fucked her brains out and her whole family’s” had more than a little truth to it, after all!
Clooney left Tatum to drive the boat while he went “down below”.
Of all the pics posted here today from ‘Comic Con’, I thought for sure this was one of them.
And yet it’s not…
“You SHALL pass, Sir Ian”.
Good try lady, but you’re no Alec Baldwin.
He should have never told Fantasia that he didn’t like her routine!
fantasia burrito
Omfg! Im laughing so hard at this! Thanks!
Someone’s making plans for Nigel.
I hate her husband. I feel perfectly entitled to do so.
Please tell me his shirt is actually a pajama top.
Could someone PLEASE start a website called http://www.thesuperficialwithoutanymentionsofthekardashianfamily.com?
Nor jersey shore
Can I make a ‘coy’ face? Sure, watch.
When is Labor Day ?
Want those shoes.
I want them, too. But I’m a dude. So I want you to want them. Does that balance out the universe?
Works for me, dude!
I want those shoes crossed behind the back of my head.
I hear ya. I’ve always thought she was sexy, sort of like the Tom-Boy with the great ass who used to live across the street.
Judging from his face, he picked the wrong day to wear white pants.
“Want to touch da hiney.”
Are there ANY straight vampires left in the world?
Every vampire in the Buffyverse.
And the Lord replied,
“The times when there was
only one set of footprints
I was embarrassed to be seen with you.”
‘Footsteps in the Sand’.
Fucking brilliant, Minstrel!
has anyone ever seen this guy and Jared Leto in the same room? Just sayin’….
“I swear, the guy’s balls were THIS big…”
MOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
“Heeeere I come to save the daaaaaaaaayyy…”
Can any event with those $4.00 plastic lawn chairs really be called a “gala?”
His crotch is dematerialising
He stuck it in a Lardassian… Al least twice… Would have expected it to fester, wither then rot off by now.
“Yes those starfish deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell.”