“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.
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He needs to add more meat on those legs.
he needs to add more meat on that tiny head!
I know there are a lot of things an idiot can waste money on, but why hasn’t this dipshit had his nose fixed yet?
“Let me hear you say Mooooooo. Nope not working! Next!”
“I have had it with these muthafuckin’ seashells on this muthafuckin’ beach!”
Googled her.
Saw her spread vagina.
Please tell me it’s better looking than her face.
It was a used and abused vagina that has seen some rough living, so yeah…it looked better.
Obviously something sparked your interest. Unless you just like to google “ugly” people in your vast amount of spare time.
Well, I saw the last name and was curious as to whether or not she was related to Christina Ricci, who I find attractive in a weird way. Also, she has boobs.
God bless her.
Ricci?!? There’s two of them? My prayers have been answered!
I don’t think she’s any relation to Christina Ricci…other than being the apparent recipient of her donated tits.
Asked Sylvester Stallone how his kid was doing, didn’t you?
If you have to squeeze ‘em together for the cameras, then you just don’t have faith in ‘the girls’.
And look at the effort! You can hear the “Unnngh”! She’s gonna need tiger balm on those “biceps” later.
“It’s 0 and 2 to Humphries…and here’s the pitch….”
Goin’ fishin’, Noah?
Somebody show this to Christina Hendricks so she can see how the whole “ghoulish face/big pasty tits” thing is done correctly.
And the grape dress let out a little wine
I have the feeling that I missed something cool here.
In the audience, there is a terrified person who just now realized his mistake of opening that M&Ms bag…
Another ‘laugh out loud’ moment for me.
Thanks, Topher!
Are these humans?
Got a little Kilmer look going. How nice for him.
Or Jeff Bridges. Take your pick.
“Was my Trololo video a parody or an homage? You decide,,,”
**wink!**
Words never to say to your stylist: “Gimme a Stan Lee.”
Sing Jesse’s Girl!!
“Fuck Comic-Con”
No matter how famous (or infamous) African-Americans are, they sure do seem to love their fast food.
dude, pretty sure a fat ass loves fast food regardless of whether or not they’re african american.
She had a baby just a few months ago; give the woman a break.
How many is that now?
so what, she can’t shave her legs or wear clothes that fit? also, such a wise & savvy move to splash all those trashy tattoos over herself when she’s been aiming for a career in entertainment.
that’s not a valid excuse for wearing this dress.
@Schmidtler and Mrs. Mass: I was referring to her weight, not her clothing or tattoos.
He’s that special type of ventriloquist who touches his balls and the grotesque doll moves and talks
“Adele, hey Adele, over here!”
I fucking lurv me some Duff, but this is gold.
Well, this should squash those gay rumors.
Dude has cornered the market on V neck tees.
“I’m sorry but unless your naturally darker and fame-whorishy with a penchant for golden showers, it’s gotta be a no…”
what nightmares are made of
This was after he expressed interest in making Hangover 3.
It’s slowly dawning on him that the guy next to him isn’t Rob Reiner.
“Getting by for ten years because of an overrated, substandard science fiction show that didn’t last an entire season? Not lil’ ol’ me!”
Screw you.
no but seriously, the fervor surrounding that TV program defies explanation.
I tried watching the other day and didn’t get why it is so hyped
What was the charity… Save Mickey’s Hairline from Extinction?
Nah, save the make-up artists’ jobs for the Sin City sequel.
Not shown…
the entire audience napping.
The suit, the sunglasses, the silk handkerchief in the pocket and whatever other accessories he has on… Rourke’s probably wearing $15k+ of merch, and he still manages to look homeless.
Incredible…
you meant “still manages to look like shirley maclaine” incredible…
Yep, back on the coke again.
He’s aging as well as Melanie, I see…
Wait a minute, what did I forget….
Oh yeah, to step out into sunlight for the last year!
Watching pointless week after pointless week of American Idol has given us this. Happy now, America? Too bad there’s nothing else to do out there.
I’M THE PAPPY
Satan bless her, also.
Mom-jean Daisy dukes… my brain (and penis) are confused…
Just put the tit in my hand for a dollar.
Sad little clown..
The 40 YEAR OLD AMERICAN PSYCHO
This has got to be the most “normal” i’ve seen him ever look…
Looks like Luke Wilson trying to sneak into a NAMBLA meeting.
He really sucked on Lost.
He’s still getting work?
Holy shit! I think I just remembered him being in that show. He sucked so bad, I never put it together until just now. I just hated him for his stupid V neck shirts. And his stupid douche hats. And his stupid smirk.
Walking in a spider web?
I guess the “Blind” part wasn’t acting.
Thought this was the ‘Pants on the Ground’ dude from the American Idol auditions.