The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12

July 16th, 2012 // 811 Comments

“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.

See if you can pin the tail on the theme of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hugh Jackman
    Whoopi
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    He needs to add more meat on those legs.

  2. The Situation Backwards Hat 30th Birthday Party
    JC
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    I know there are a lot of things an idiot can waste money on, but why hasn’t this dipshit had his nose fixed yet?

  3. Kris Humphries
    Crissy
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me hear you say Mooooooo. Nope not working! Next!”

  4. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    Commented on this photo:

    “I have had it with these muthafuckin’ seashells on this muthafuckin’ beach!”

  5. Veronica Ricci Cleavage Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Googled her.

    Saw her spread vagina.

  6. Jessica Alba Cleavage Giffoni Film Festival
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    God bless her.

  7. Veronica Ricci Cleavage Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Ricci?!? There’s two of them? My prayers have been answered!

  8. Zach Galifianakis Black Eye Comic Con
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Asked Sylvester Stallone how his kid was doing, didn’t you?

  9. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    If you have to squeeze ‘em together for the cameras, then you just don’t have faith in ‘the girls’.

    • CranAppleSnapple

      And look at the effort! You can hear the “Unnngh”! She’s gonna need tiger balm on those “biceps” later.

  10. Kris Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s 0 and 2 to Humphries…and here’s the pitch….”

  11. Noah Wyle Gilligan Hat Comic Con
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Goin’ fishin’, Noah?

  12. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    unimate
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody show this to Christina Hendricks so she can see how the whole “ghoulish face/big pasty tits” thing is done correctly.

  13. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    And the grape dress let out a little wine

  14. Milla Jovovich Michelle Rodriguez Comic Con
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I have the feeling that I missed something cool here.

  15. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    Commented on this photo:

    In the audience, there is a terrified person who just now realized his mistake of opening that M&Ms bag…

  16. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Are these humans?

  17. Don Johnson Facial Hair Ponytail Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Got a little Kilmer look going. How nice for him.

  18. Christoph Waltz Beard Winking Comic Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Was my Trololo video a parody or an homage? You decide,,,”
    **wink!**

  19. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Words never to say to your stylist: “Gimme a Stan Lee.”

  20. Ian Somerhalder Comic Con
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Sing Jesse’s Girl!!

  21. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Fuck Comic-Con”

  22. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    No matter how famous (or infamous) African-Americans are, they sure do seem to love their fast food.

  23. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s that special type of ventriloquist who touches his balls and the grotesque doll moves and talks

  24. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    “Adele, hey Adele, over here!”

  25. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, this should squash those gay rumors.

  26. Ian Somerhalder Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude has cornered the market on V neck tees.

  27. Kris Humphries
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry but unless your naturally darker and fame-whorishy with a penchant for golden showers, it’s gotta be a no…”

  28. Phoebe Price Cleavage Comic-Con
    FanGirl
    Commented on this photo:

    what nightmares are made of

  29. Zach Galifianakis Black Eye Comic Con
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    This was after he expressed interest in making Hangover 3.

  30. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s slowly dawning on him that the guy next to him isn’t Rob Reiner.

  31. Nathan Fillion Comic Con
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    “Getting by for ten years because of an overrated, substandard science fiction show that didn’t last an entire season? Not lil’ ol’ me!”

  32. Gareth Thomas Mickey Rourke
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    What was the charity… Save Mickey’s Hairline from Extinction?

  33. Mark McGrath Sugar Ray
    Commented on this photo:

    Not shown…

    the entire audience napping.

  34. Gareth Thomas Mickey Rourke
    Johnny P!
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    The suit, the sunglasses, the silk handkerchief in the pocket and whatever other accessories he has on… Rourke’s probably wearing $15k+ of merch, and he still manages to look homeless.
    Incredible…

  35. Robert Downey Jr. Iron Man 3 Comic Con
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, back on the coke again.

  36. Don Johnson Facial Hair Ponytail Comic Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s aging as well as Melanie, I see…

  37. Hugh Jackman
    EricLr
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a minute, what did I forget….

    Oh yeah, to step out into sunlight for the last year!

  38. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    Commented on this photo:

    Watching pointless week after pointless week of American Idol has given us this. Happy now, America? Too bad there’s nothing else to do out there.

  39. Samuel L. Jackson Barefoot Sneakers Camera
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    I’M THE PAPPY

  40. Jessica Alba Cleavage Giffoni Film Festival
    neo
    Commented on this photo:

    Satan bless her, also.

  41. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Corset Legs Short Shors
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom-jean Daisy dukes… my brain (and penis) are confused…

  42. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Just put the tit in my hand for a dollar.

  43. Noah Wyle Gilligan Hat Comic Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Sad little clown..

  44. Scott Disick
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    The 40 YEAR OLD AMERICAN PSYCHO

  45. The Situation Backwards Hat 30th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    This has got to be the most “normal” i’ve seen him ever look…

  46. Scott Disick
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Luke Wilson trying to sneak into a NAMBLA meeting.

  47. Ian Somerhalder Comic Con
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    He really sucked on Lost.
    He’s still getting work?

    • Holy shit! I think I just remembered him being in that show. He sucked so bad, I never put it together until just now. I just hated him for his stupid V neck shirts. And his stupid douche hats. And his stupid smirk.

  48. Gwen Stefani Midriff Long Skirt
    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Walking in a spider web?

  49. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the “Blind” part wasn’t acting.

  50. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
    Johnny P!
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    Thought this was the ‘Pants on the Ground’ dude from the American Idol auditions.

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