“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.
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“BEEP! BEEP!…
“Hey! Knock it off, asshole, or I’ll kick you in the nuts!”
Smokey Robinson with a look of sheer embarrassment after looking at himself in a mirror…
“I pooped all by myself!”
What a beautiful thing to grab on to in the event of an earthquake in the middle of the night…
mirror mirror on the wall…
from the thumbnail, i thought this was Hanson.
Looks like he’s off the roids, good for him. His heads should be back to normal.
Bitch i’m fabulous!!
All I can come up with is “wow, what a douche.”, but I see it’s already been covered.
Next.
Love me some Nathan!!!
Was he recently Dx with a tape worm?!?
You smoothy you!!!!
Sweet Mother of God!!!
Did his invite arrive under an highway underpass or something??
Poor guy appears to be compensating for something!!
Was there a gravitational tilt to earth that we weren’t notified of??
Hope it was worth destroying your wifes body. Sucker
Wow another clove-smoking hipster wannabe douchnozzle. He needs to go fuck himself is what he needs to do.
Iunno. I’ve seen her naked… Meh.
Bet if I fucked her the room would smell like cheetos.
She got a torn up punany. Dudn’t look right at all.
Wow bitch. Eat less.
‘Dat ass.
New show he’s on is shitty.
Motherfucker looks like he’s Tim from Tim and Eric’s retarded brother.
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
It’s really humble of him to wind her back up in front of the paparazzi.