The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12

July 16th, 2012 // 811 Comments

“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand‘s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.

See if you can pin the tail on the theme of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
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    “BEEP! BEEP!…

    “Hey! Knock it off, asshole, or I’ll kick you in the nuts!”

  2. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
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    Smokey Robinson with a look of sheer embarrassment after looking at himself in a mirror…

  3. Smokey Robinson Pink Shirt Glove
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    “I pooped all by myself!”

  4. Paula Labaredas Butt Comic Con
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    What a beautiful thing to grab on to in the event of an earthquake in the middle of the night…

  5. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    nat
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    mirror mirror on the wall…

  6. Shauna Sand Nipple See Through Shirt Daughters Isabella Alexandra
    mrsmass
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    from the thumbnail, i thought this was Hanson.

  7. The Situation Backwards Hat 30th Birthday Party
    BenDoverman
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    Looks like he’s off the roids, good for him. His heads should be back to normal.

  8. Hugh Jackman
    Later
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    Bitch i’m fabulous!!

  9. Scott Disick
    LockNLoad
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    All I can come up with is “wow, what a douche.”, but I see it’s already been covered.

    Next.

  10. Nathan Fillion Comic Con
    squishy
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    Love me some Nathan!!!

  11. Scott Disick
    squishy
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    Was he recently Dx with a tape worm?!?

  12. Christoph Waltz Beard Winking Comic Con
    squishy
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    You smoothy you!!!!

  13. Don Johnson Facial Hair Ponytail Comic Con
    squishy
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    Sweet Mother of God!!!

  14. Noah Wyle Gilligan Hat Comic Con
    squishy
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    Did his invite arrive under an highway underpass or something??

  15. Mark McGrath Sugar Ray
    squishy
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    Poor guy appears to be compensating for something!!

  16. Rutger Hauer Orange Socks
    squishy
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    Was there a gravitational tilt to earth that we weren’t notified of??

  17. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    JT
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    Hope it was worth destroying your wifes body. Sucker

  18. Johnny Galecki Beard Ponytail Clove Cigarette Sunglasses
    harshfucker420
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    Wow another clove-smoking hipster wannabe douchnozzle. He needs to go fuck himself is what he needs to do.

  19. Olivia Munn Cleavage Comic Con
    harshfucker420
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    Iunno. I’ve seen her naked… Meh.

  20. Hilary Duff Cleavage Mike Comrie Son Luca
    harshfucker420
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    Bet if I fucked her the room would smell like cheetos.

  21. Veronica Ricci Cleavage Comic Con
    harshfucker420
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    She got a torn up punany. Dudn’t look right at all.

  22. Fantasia Barrino Legs Fat Spanx
    harshfucker420
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    Wow bitch. Eat less.

  23. Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt Panty Flash Wardrobe Malfunction
    harshfucker420
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    ‘Dat ass.

  24. Noah Wyle Gilligan Hat Comic Con
    harshfucker420
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    New show he’s on is shitty.

  25. Jodie Marsh Cleavage
    harshfucker420
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    Motherfucker looks like he’s Tim from Tim and Eric’s retarded brother.

  26. Mark McGrath Sugar Ray
    harshfucker420
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    Cocaine is a helluva drug.

  27. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan Speedboat Lake Como
    bethy
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    It’s really humble of him to wind her back up in front of the paparazzi.

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