The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.16.12

“Relax babe, McConaughey’s old man drove the Winnebago coast to coast like this.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is almost entirely comprised of Comic-Con T&A and/or anyone who showed up in Captain Douche cosplay. Fortunately there was enough room to squeeze in Shauna Sand’s nipple saying it all with its extremely uncalled for close proximity to her child’s face, Biz Markie, who’s apparently got what your kids need too, and sure, it seems like Mickey Rourke has some good friends, but will they be around to mold his face into a human expression when the cameras aren’t around? Only time will tell.

See if you can pin the tail on the theme of today’s Final Five,

- Photo Boy

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