The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.15.13

July 15th, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, our daily feature of celebrity schadenfreude where I also sometimes clumsily take a stab a relevant cultural events. This weekend saw the end of a high-profile murder trial that’s resulted in a new discussion about race relations in Ameri- OW! *grabs shock collar* Okay, alright, here’s Jay-Z‘s custom made fart-scented mic, the Hugh Jackman photoshop fantasy photo, and you know what? I don’t care, this needs to be said. It’s now become crystal clear to anyone with a brain that black people are still forced to follow a completely different set of social cues than white peo- AHH! OW, FUCK!! *opens Internet Constitution, flips to Article Four: Section Two – Bloggers shall not transpose the discussion of politics, race, or religion with the images of lesbians making blowjob faces or Gwen Stefani‘s hot ass in hotass leather hot pants*

Fine, point taken, you guys wi–WHY DID HE GET OUT OF THE CAR? YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME! (I look forward to your unbridled hate in the comments below),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hugh Jackman The Wolverine Press Conference
    canudigit
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    This is my new move – the reverse grip and tickle!

  2. Shaun White Short Hair Skinny Jeans Tassle Belt Huge Gold Chain
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    I don’t care if you’re wearing leggings, there’s no excuse for a tee dress to be that short.

  3. Daniel Radcliffe Dark Circles Under Eyes Pale Skin
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    Is he playing Cancer Boy in a Kids in the Hall revival?

  4. Mario Lopez North America Hairstyling Award
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    For some reason, the Goatse Awards never get as much press as the Grammys, Oscars, and Emmys.

  5. Pamela Anderson Haggard Face Obliphica Booth Cosmoprof Convention
    JJ
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    still the ugliest tattoo of all time

  6. Snoop Lion High As Shit
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    Notwithstanding the stylish gold-plated Swiss Army knife accessory, the fact remains his roots need a touch-up.

  7. Jose Canseco Girlfriend Leila Knight Bikini Alex Thomas Celebrity Golf Tournament Pool Party
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    Better living through chemistry, whether organic or not.

  8. Hugh Jackman The Wolverine Press Conference
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    Let me show you the Down Under version of “Gangnam Style”..

  9. William Fichtner Capri Pants Pissed Off Look On Face
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    Kevin Bacon has really let himself go. On second thought, maybe not.

  10. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    She needs to upgrade her phone cam to the color version.

  11. Jay-Z Yahoo Wireless Festival
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    I call this the “roll”; Jackman really likes it..

  12. Matthew McConaughey Scarlett Johansson Dolce & Gabbana Commercial Set
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    Matty could use a little dermabrasion while Scarlett seems to have her zits mostly under control.

  13. John Cusack Scooter Headband All Black Outfit
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    Anybody know the displacement of that thing? I’m guessing 100cc..
    And what’s up with the pegs?

  14. William Fichtner Capri Pants Pissed Off Look On Face
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    He always looks a mess, but I love him. Talented fellow.

  15. Selma Blair Nipples No Bra Son Arthur
    Johnny Barbells
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    Baby Derp

  16. Jay-Z Yahoo Wireless Festival
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    “By God, he does sound exactly like a harmonica.”

  17. Anthony Weiner Laughing Hysterically
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    That guy sitting next to him must be pinching his pecker really fucking hard!

  18. Tulisa Contostavlos Bikini Floating On Raft
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    In this world there really aren’t too many things better than tits.

  19. William Fichtner Capri Pants Pissed Off Look On Face
    martian
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    I like fichtner as an actor in every role but the outfit is terrible.
    capri pants (in italian the are called pinocchio pants or pinocchietti) are terrible on men.

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