The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

July 14th, 2014 // 577 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion — 844 days in the making — has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you’re trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren’t enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedos for Fish and I to wear in the world that could ever bring me to this level of ecstasy. I mean sure, I also found clear before and after evidence that Gerard Butler got butt-sexed around a plastic shitter, and I also got Kayte Walsh desperately trying to use the new texting feature for 911. Do you think any of that matters to me?

*stands outside Buckingham Palace, holds stereo over head*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
    PassingTrue
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    Quite correct your highness. We installed environmentally friendly missles on this model. They don’t actually explode, but they provide harsh thoughts to the enemies and make the polar bears smile.

    Oh, jolly good Captain Rodney!

  2. Mel Gibson Running
    cc
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    Nike, just Jew it

  3. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
    Marketing Mike
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    I really like his new beard, she’s very pretty with nice eyes+

    +tits

  4. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
    JimBB
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    She just made John Larroquette’s day

  5. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
    PassingTrue
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    His speaking role will be to ask for more lube.

  6. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Thank you Obama!

  7. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
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    this dude is a mess.

  8. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
    Ronaldo
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    Ah! how sweet, a young girl playing football with her grandfather.

  9. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
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    Dude, if you want it to stick in there, you’re going to have to throw it overhand.

  10. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
    PassingTrue
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    It took her half an hour to find a parking spot in the “uncoupling” zone.

  11. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    Ronaldo
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    Well, they do call her scary spice.
    But that ass is nice.

  12. Larry King Grimacing
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    don’t do it Lar, that urge isn’t going to end well.

  13. Dennis Miller Derpface Hugging Dana Carvey Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    Wow… flashback.

  14. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
    Short Round
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    I’m sorry about the pants, honey. But you saw we were both wearing the same suit and no way I was gonna change.

  15. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    Jackmac
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    Really Scary Spice, apparently.

  16. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
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    Looks like just another day in Rihanna’s life.

  17. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Gut
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    “Ha ha… I’m still super-fucking-rich!”

  18. Coco Butt Spandex Pants Sir Mix A Lot Instagram
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    I guess he wasn’t lying after all.

  19. Howie Mandel Shirtless Paddleboarding
    JimBB
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    Loved him in those Harry Potter movies.

  20. Larry King Grimacing
    Ronaldo
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    Oh great, The Walking Dead is still filming Zombie scenes.

  21. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
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    Nice Kurkova.

  22. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair
    Marketing Mike
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    So this is a REAL X-Man, eh Brian?

  23. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
    PassingTrue
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    Had only this been part of my squaredancing lesson.

  24. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Bending Over Chair Onstage GAY Nightclub
    Short Round
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    Is there something we should know why she’s performing at G-A-Y Nightclub? Because if there is I have a serious apology to make to my dick.

  25. Meredith Vieira NBC Universal Summer TCA Tour
    Ronaldo
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    a cry? a laugh? either way….hideous.

  26. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
    Pilin
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    seX-Men:Apocalypse

  27. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
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    it’s funny how clearly you can read peoples thoughts on their face.

    Unamed Male Companion is thinking “I hope this is worth it”

    and Singer is thinking “It’s SO not going to be worth it”

  28. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
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    Not cool for her to show how how big her husband is.

  29. Mel Gibson Running
    JimBB
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    Skipping in my slippers….skipping in my slippers…

  30. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
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    “It would be a shame if one of these crashed my mother’s dinner party eh?… Wink wink…nudge nudge.”

  31. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Bending Over Chair Onstage GAY Nightclub
    PassingTrue
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    I’m sure another ten minutes she’ll find that contact lens.

  32. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
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    Gwyneth: These damned remanufactured Vespa ignitions. The originals never bound down like this. Now we will be late to the mother son Sivananda yoga festival. My mind-body consciousness connection is starting to strain. I need a lavender water to take the edge off. Hand me my mystic crystal iPhone case, would you sweetie? Mommy needs to call her transcendental meditation sponsor.
    Go-Bot: Somebody kill me now. I don’t deserve this. Meep.

  33. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
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    If there was a 3 some, looks like the untucked guy got all of Ryan’s attention.

  34. Coco Butt Spandex Pants Sir Mix A Lot Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    a perfect match

  35. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
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    is this Venus or Serena?

  36. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
    Pilin
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    Brasil. Rihanna. Topless. Nobody notice.

  37. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
    JimBB
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    He didn’t actually catch the ball, but he did deliver an hour-long incoherent rant about the *concept* of the ball afterward.

  38. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
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    Clean shaven and fresh off his divorce, Santa smiled. He was already liking the single life.

  39. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Juice Bar
    Ronaldo
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    She was never known for her ass. Very flat. Her chest and face are the money makers.

  40. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
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    Elvis approves

  41. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
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    This is the least amount of her tits I’ve seen in a photo recently. Is she trying to class up her image?

  42. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death
    JimBB
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    Another day of doing whatever it takes to retain even a tiny modicum of fame.

  43. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Gut
    MarketingMike
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    Fuck, Gene Simmons is really looking like shit today.

  44. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair
    Short Round
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    I don’t care how white those highlights are, not even with a ten foot pole! – Pepe Le Pew

  45. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    AndySlash
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    Tony Danza tried to warn me, but I clicked next anyway.

  46. Calvin Harris Will Smith DJing T In The Park Performance
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    “They say the Thetans came in a spaceship just like this one.”

  47. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Bending Over Chair Onstage GAY Nightclub
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    “I’m telling you to loosen up my butthole, babe!”

  48. Eva Longoria Butt Tight White Shorts
    Marketing Mike
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    This ride is not worth the admission price.

  49. Howie Mandel Shirtless Paddleboarding
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    No deal!

  50. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
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    You’re all wrong. It’s Martin Sheen.

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