The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

July 14th, 2014 // 577 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion — 844 days in the making — has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you’re trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren’t enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedos for Fish and I to wear in the world that could ever bring me to this level of ecstasy. I mean sure, I also found clear before and after evidence that Gerard Butler got butt-sexed around a plastic shitter, and I also got Kayte Walsh desperately trying to use the new texting feature for 911. Do you think any of that matters to me?

*stands outside Buckingham Palace, holds stereo over head*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
    biff
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    Nudge, nudge. Wink wink. Say no more.

  2. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
    Short Round
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    This can’t be her. She’s standing. That’s manual labor. And where are the young virgins throwing rose petals before her feet so they don’t touch the ground?! See, it’s not her.

  3. David Beckham Smiling Eyed Closed Pele World Cup Final
    j/k
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    Why are white people fascinated with black people hair?

  4. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair
    PassingTrue
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    Harry, it’s Ryan Seacrest on line 1.

  5. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
    cc
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    She has a lovely face but she seems to be a huge flake.

  6. David Beckham Smiling Eyed Closed Pele World Cup Final
    Don Draper's Dad
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    I love the smell of Pele in the morning. Smells like ….. victory.

  7. Justin Guarini Kissing Dog Broadway Barks 16
    biff
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    Vince Vaughn before making 50 movies with Owen Wilson.

  8. Taylor Swift Gunt Mom Pants Tube Top
    PassingTrue
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    I’d be happy to be featured in a song Taylor.

  9. David Beckham Smiling Eyed Closed Pele World Cup Final
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    Beckham slips past one defender, and another! He’s in the box now… Goal!!

  10. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
    cc
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    So, that’s the look this year is it? Dungarees, suit jacket, pink shirt, purple handkerchief. I guess I better get shopping.

    • Johnny Barbells

      …yes; “dungarees.”

      …don’t forget to pick up a new pair of “tennis shoes” while you’re shopping.

      • Dude, in the south, no one says “sneakers.” Its all tennis shoes, all the time… and every soda is a “Coke.”
        Dungarees though? sounds like something Sears sold in the kids section in 1972..

  11. Calvin Harris Will Smith DJing T In The Park Performance
    JC
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    “I’ve always wanted to bang a dude inside a giant Lite Brite!”

  12. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
    Short Round
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    She’s showing off her favorite “I went to Rio and all I got was this ugly bra and trashy tattoo.” t-shirt. …Wait a minute!

  13. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    In love with yourself much?

  14. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
    j/k
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    that belly tattoo reads, “Tucked”.

  15. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
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    “WOO HOO! LOOK AT ME! I’M MORE DRESSED THAN I’VE EVER BEEN, PRETENDING I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SOCCER!”

  16. Mel Gibson Running
    PassingTrue
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    Lethal Weapon is now down to a few hasty jaywalking moves.

  17. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
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    That muscle cut on her leg and flash o’ underbutt is making me want to grudge fuck the priss out of her

  18. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
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    I’ve got no caption here, just wanted to say I laughed out loud – well played, Photo Boy.

  19. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Bending Over Chair Onstage GAY Nightclub
    cc
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    No one out-crotches Miley

  20. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    Eric
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    We see Mel B, but he sees Mel Gibson!

  21. Mario Balotelli Fanny Neguesha Butt Wetsuit Pants
    j/k
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    “This is the second time yours ass got me in TCWM!”

  22. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Juice Bar
    Cock Dr
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    Kelly needs a makeover. We all know she cleans up very nice indeed.

  23. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    My head would fit perfectly between those lovely mounds.

  24. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
    PassingTrue
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    The football just distracts from this scene.

  25. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
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    “Your highness, you HAVE to get out of the plane. And I can still see you when you close your eyes. Please sire, there’s a line.”

  26. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
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    “Honey, calm down…I’m sorry I screamed! I didn’t know you had an ‘inney’”

  27. Tony Danza Ripped Arms Yelling LAX
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    Someone found Stallone’s HGH stash.

  28. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
    JimBB
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    Hard to believe, but this guy was actually supposedly once an actual fighter pilot.

  29. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I would happily apply for the job to hold her boobs.

  30. Meredith Vieira NBC Universal Summer TCA Tour
    zomgbie
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    ffs tmi.

  31. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Gut
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    I like the blacks. I dress in black.

  32. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    JimBB
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    I’ll get you for this, Kutcher.

  33. Kyle Richards Butthole Fingered By Husband Mauricio Umansky
    cc
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    She’s about to get Robin Thicked.

  34. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
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    I guess Kelsey thinks it is never too early to make the kid his drinking buddy.

  35. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
    Marketing Mike
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    She used to be fun but now that she married the French guy,
    she’s just pissed off all the time. Fuck you too baby, and I
    won’t use my finger (it will just feel like it).

  36. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
    JimBB
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    Introducing the newest X-man “Twink.”

  37. Larry King Grimacing
    PassingTrue
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    At least we see him fully clothed. Not all are so lucky.

  38. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    j/k
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    Instant boners hurt.

  39. David Beckham Smiling Eyed Closed Pele World Cup Final
    cc
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    He’s just inhaling the scent of real people…it’s a nice change from that distinctive plastic packaging smell he gets laying beside his wife.

  40. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
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    “Ven he lean in for kiss, you press button and bomb explode. You will be hero to world, comrade Walsh.”

  41. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Blonde Wig Bootsy Bellows
    cc
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    It’s ‘Guess the Transvestite’ night.

  42. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
    Short Round
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    If you’re gonna give the finger then have the balls to do it right. Not hide behind some fakery. This is just lame.

  43. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
    JimBB
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    Because Apple can’t just ride any old scooter. She absolutely must have a vintage Italian Vespa–fully restored with llama wool seat covering.

  44. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair
    cc
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    His only hope of survival is to go to an alternative school.

  45. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    She looks pretty good here but, sorry, if you are one of Hef’s girlfriends gfs/wives you are by definition…really, really gross.

  46. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
    Ronaldo
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    Charming…. to the last.

  47. Mel Gibson Running
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    YES! This shot was worth every penny photoboy/Fish. Danka!

  48. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
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    if she cuts off another bus there may be Apple sauce.

  49. Rihanna Gerard Butler World Cup
    JimBB
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    He just suddenly appears whenever attractive women lift their shirts.

  50. Justin Guarini Kissing Dog Broadway Barks 16
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    He looked better as Krusty the Clown.

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