The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.14.14

July 14th, 2014 // 577 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed in which a momentous occasion — 844 days in the making — has taken place. Prince Charles shat in another jet and if you’re trying to picture the joy this brought me, just forget it. There aren’t enough baby pools or Jell-O or matching Speedos for Fish and I to wear in the world that could ever bring me to this level of ecstasy. I mean sure, I also found clear before and after evidence that Gerard Butler got butt-sexed around a plastic shitter, and I also got Kayte Walsh desperately trying to use the new texting feature for 911. Do you think any of that matters to me?

*stands outside Buckingham Palace, holds stereo over head*

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
    Memories of Princess Di
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    “And then I suddenly came and her face was like this!”

  2. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
    Cock Dr
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    That is the largest 4th trimester pregnancy ever pictured on the site, no doubt.

  3. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Butt Bikini Instagram
    copy cat
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    dis how chicken egg smell boo

  4. Rihanna Gerard Butler World Cup
    Cock Dr
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    Sports is about bringing people together; despite the loss a good shagging was had by all.

  5. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
    Text
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    “now he kiss me fkn gross”

  6. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
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    The man actually thinks he can power it using his own methane emissions.

  7. Mel Gibson Running
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a great shot; I hope the photographer was rewarded for risking this kind of proximity to the MelBeast.

  8. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Eric
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    Now she might convince me not to vaccinate my kids.

  9. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
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    “Just keep it together, Alan. If Brian said you’re the next Pyro, then you’re the next Pyro.”
    “I’m making him Pyro to remind me of how much I’m going to make his ass burn”

  10. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
    karen
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    Somewhere in that box there better be some tampons…

  11. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    There might be more perfect breasts out there somewhere…but I doubt it.

  12. Prince Charles Shitting In Fighter Jet Cockpit Red Arrows 50th Anniversary Display Royal International Air Tattoo
    cc
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    If I squint my eyes just like so Camilla doesn’t look quite like a camel.

  13. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
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    Uhmmm sweetie, this is Brasil. You’re gonna have to step it up if you want to get noticed.

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
    Eric
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    Man! The latest Ironman suit looks like shit.

  15. Mila Kunis Pregnant Belly
    cc
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    I’ll never forgive her for the FBI raid

  16. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I can’t tell the difference between this girl and Kendall Jenner except one has boobs

  17. Rihanna Gerard Butler World Cup
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    “Rihanna, have you ever been punched so hard, you thought you were a port-a-potty?”

  18. Harry Derbridge Fake Tan Dyed Blond Hair
    Gordawn
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    He was made from a picture that Michael Jackson brought on his first plastic surgery appointment.

  19. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
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    “Come on, sweetie. I didn’t mean to call you Bryan. I swear!”

  20. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
    cc
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    Rearview mirror by Moulinex?

  21. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    brick
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    I don’t care how many times you thrust those beautiful tits in front of the camera, they’re not going to make me forget about your…..umm, what was I just talking about???

  22. Mel Gibson Running
    Mike Barwis
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    Mel loves his only-curls workout routine.

  23. Bryan Singer Excited Smile Blond Mystery Man Driver
    zomgbie
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    young cyclops.

  24. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Butt Bikini Instagram
    cc
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    She’s temporarily been replaced in my, er, heart by the wives and girlfriend’s of the German football team. Have you seen those chicks? Fuuuck.

  25. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
    karen
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    Secretly they’re removing the word “Party” from the title.

  26. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
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    Every time she un-tucks it….
    EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

  27. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
    cc
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    No one can see you drinking so I’ll just pass you a mouthful of Chardonnay.

  28. Larry King Grimacing
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    This man is a time traveler. And by time traveler, I mean he refuses to fucking die.

  29. Jeff Goldblum Girlfriend Emilie Livingston Bikini Playing Football
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    Leg day, not even once.

  30. Kelsey Grammer Face Mauling Pregnant Kayte Walsh Looking At Cell Phone
    tito
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    an alcoholic and a pregnant woman walk into a wine store. no, seriously, what are they doing in a wine store?

  31. Wendy Williams Cleavage Bikini Belly Tattoos Worlds Largest Bachelorette Party TAO Beach
    Eric
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    Mariah Carey is really letting herself go.

  32. Gwyneth Paltrow Butt Short Shorts Scooter
    cc
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    It runs on her farts…she hates to waste them.

  33. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
    cc
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    She’s outclassed by the wives and girlfriends of some of these guys it’s not even funny. She’d be a huge stepdown for most of them.

  34. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh Juice Bar
    Dr. Oz
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    This is the ass equivalent of “celebrities without makeup.”

  35. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
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    I see London, I see Spain…

  36. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
    PassingTrue
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    Give her a break, it’s her Thor finger.

  37. Meredith Vieira NBC Universal Summer TCA Tour
    tito
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    fix-o-dent and (wish i could) forget it.

  38. Natalie Portman Middle Finger Yoga Pants
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    Peace… here’s your half.

  39. Rihanna Gerard Butler World Cup
    cc
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    Two largely talentless people who mysteriously famous came together at last.

  40. Joanna Krupa Topless Sideboob Butt Bikini Instagram
    brick
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    dis how chicken make scratch

  41. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
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    Funny, that guy doesn’t look like a “Shayna”.

  42. Karolina Kurkova Buttcheeks Panty Flash Upskirt Giuseppe Zanotti Store Opening
    cc
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    Hmmm, I didn’t see anything like this at the outlet mall last weekend.

  43. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Gut
    Patch
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    Mr. Sterling, that’s not your telephone.

  44. Mel B Butt Bikini Man Screming At Her
    Truk
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    This picture just broke the internet.

  45. Rihanna Nipples Leather Bra Lifting Up Shirt World Cup Final
    j/k
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    “If I’m wearing a top, I don’t wear a bra. If I’m wearing a bra, I just wear a bra.”

    LIAR!

  46. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Bending Over Chair Onstage GAY Nightclub
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    Man, I love great music.

    Which has nothing to do with what’s going on here.

  47. Ryan Seacrest Girlfriend Shayna Taylor
    PassingTrue
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    Her primary responsibilities will be shopping.

  48. Howie Mandel Shirtless Paddleboarding
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    If he’s here, who’s driving the Six Flags bus?

  49. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Gut
    Eric
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    What’s up with all of the pregnancy pics?

  50. Coco Butt Spandex Pants Sir Mix A Lot Instagram
    Truk
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    He may be a security guard now, but he still likes big butts. Way to have integrity, Mr, A-Lot.

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