The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.11.16

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, a nice robust mixture of celebrity nude parts, and people making faces that I will happily misinterpret as signs of raging alcoholism, or desperately trying to will away diabetic shock. Seriously, if Baldwin’s ankles had fingers, they’d be calling 911 right now. There’s also a set shot of Idris Elba in character as Roland Deschain on the set of The Dark Tower in a scene that appears to be in New York City, yet he has all ten fingers and is carrying a gun (IN HIS RIGHT FUCKING HAND) that falls sadly short of my expectation for the gunslinger’s hand cannons of lore. I don’t nerd out on much, but when they fuck up The Dark Tower — which it looks like is already inevitable — I might slap on a fedora for that one.

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