The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

June 9th, 2014 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend’s Tony Awards. HA! I’m kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just your run-of-the-mill straight guy problem. “Oh my god, Hugh do you not even have your tux on yet?” “I just try to look good for you and it’s like you don’t even notice. Sometimes I think you aren’t attracted to me anymore, like the other day, when I trimmed my beard, and you didn’t even say anything about it! I hate your mother!!” *slams bathroom door, slides down onto floor sobbing*

Hey, Demi Lovato‘s backup dancer, sweet balls, bro. – Jeremy Renner (Who could sense them from thousands of miles away, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    dennis
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    I love Sandra but she does look like she just got caught doing what she does to keep getting starring roles in that pic,.

  2. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Dumb Hat
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    Now he’s hitting the streets.

  3. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
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    “Don’t worry, honey, this is a bookstore. We won’t run into the Kardashians in here.”

  4. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
    MZ MIZRY
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    now wherez the toilet paper?

  5. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    sinead o’conner joins x-factor

  6. Gerard Butler Grabbing Little Kids Head How To Train Your Dragon 2 Premiere
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    aye you know what we say in scottland? if there is grass on the field play ball!

  7. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    “I changed my mind. We don’t need a bicycle seat.”

  8. Lady Gaga Butt No Pants Fishnets
    papaschmurfenstein
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    Every few years, Macy Gray’s bush is released from captivity.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
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    If this lifeless figure was around fifteen years ago Ben Affleck would be fucking it.

  10. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
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    He spelled “medicate” wrong

  11. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
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    Background Black Guy doesn’t even need his eyes to say it all anymore.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    “Didya c-climb outtada shcreen ta kill me?”
    “Come on Paz, that’s – I’m not even like, wet.”
    “Ooooooh, wamme ta make you?”

  13. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
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    On a positive note, Balt definitely doesn’t look like Charlie Sheen anymore. The other one is still the DiCaprio Towers, though.

  14. Cynthia Daniel Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I don’t know if it’s age or some vestigial latent gayness, but sometimes I catch myself going “Wow, gorgeous dress- ass!! I mean ass!!!”

  15. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
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    He’s doing it right. I’ll never understand why gay men work out so often and put so much effort into getting ripped just to fuck other guys.

  16. Lucy Liu Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    Don’t care for the wrapper, but that is some sweet candy inside.

  17. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
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    Looks more like Peg Bundy. With a designer diaper.

  18. Fran Drescher Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    The female Horshack.

  19. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    (Rips fat guys’ mask off) “Michael Moore?!!”
    “Yeah, and I woulda gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddlin’ judges!”

  20. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    Wow, finally get to see Depp pre-makeup.

  21. Tori Spelling Chest Hole Of Death
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    Arriving on the set of Spiderman 3 as the new Aunt May.

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Audrey Hepburn Look Instagram
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    “Hey, c’mon now Sandy. To hell with that fuckin’ limey. I’ll give you two bouquets of roses, plus $50.00.”

  23. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
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    Engorged milk duds should be here any day now.

  24. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
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    “How in the fuck did I get up here? I’ll never drink Harvey Wallbangers again.”

  25. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    anonymous
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    Why did they pose the wax figure like that? Even the big-assed wax figure of Kim K isn’t sticking it’s ass out.

    And if they were going to replicate anything, why not the Versace Grammy dress?

  26. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
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    I’d love to stick my penis in Demi’s mouth for a while.

  27. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
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    “This is great, but where’s my soup?”

  28. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
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    “I think I’m going to need a knife and a fork.”

  29. Maria Sharapova Butt Short Tennis Skirt Jumping Into Stands After Winning French Open
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    So now she’s on the pommel horse team?

  30. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
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    If KITT could drive in real life and had consciousness , he would hit turbo boost or super pursuit mode and drive into a wall or off a cliff killing both himself and Hasselhoff and thus saving what’s left of his dignity.

  31. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    Good Lord, she’s still doing this same old shit?

  32. Jeremy Renner Hang Ten Sign Soccer Aid 2014
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    “Yeah, I’m gay”

  33. Gordon Ramsay Smashing Danny Jones Head Into Turf Soccer Aid 2014
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    Shame one of the two guys, or both of them did not come up and give that asshole Ramsay a swift kick in the face and throat like he deserves.

  34. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    “Heh heh buddy, your wife’s next on my list”

  35. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    She’s basically Kendall Jenner with huge tits.

  36. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    I am amazed…she hasn’t been thrown out of Italy yet.

  37. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    “Wah, why do all you guys keep trying to fuck my mommy?”

  38. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
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    I still love that ass!

  39. Cindy Crawford Butt Yoga Pants
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    She is still hotter than 90% of the so called super models out there today.

  40. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
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    If she gets any more lip injections she’ll need to get a brassiere for her mouth.

  41. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Since when does Emily Ratajkowski wear clothing and why is she tormenting me with that top?

  42. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    “I tell you, Rick, I still think this damn thing is out of gas.”

  43. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    “Thank you so much for breaking me out of that place. I’ve been lost in there for three months.”

  44. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Red Sun Damaged Face Beth Chapman Cotto Vs Martinez Fight
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    “I have an extra hangover…anybody want it?”

  45. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Dumb Hat
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    When did this turd get out of prison…and when is he going back?

  46. Lucy Liu Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    I love her to death. And putting her with Jonny Lee Miller makes Elementary a must watch!

  47. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Minidress Bootsy Bellows
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    Dynamite legs. Great cleavage. This is one incredible looking woman!

  48. Cynthia Daniel Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    She and her twin sis are both stunners!

  49. Taryn Terrell Cleavage Legs Butt Velvet Sky Tight Leather Dress Kissing Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    They’re going to need to remove all of their clothing so I can further examine them and determine who is the hottest. So let it be written. So let it be done.

  50. Tia Carrere Cleavage 54th Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    This gorgeous creature is 47 fucking years old. I’d go down on her like the Lusitania.

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