The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

June 9th, 2014 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend’s Tony Awards. HA! I’m kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just your run-of-the-mill straight guy problem. “Oh my god, Hugh do you not even have your tux on yet?” “I just try to look good for you and it’s like you don’t even notice. Sometimes I think you aren’t attracted to me anymore, like the other day, when I trimmed my beard, and you didn’t even say anything about it! I hate your mother!!” *slams bathroom door, slides down onto floor sobbing*

Hey, Demi Lovato‘s backup dancer, sweet balls, bro. – Jeremy Renner (Who could sense them from thousands of miles away, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
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    They had to melt down a couple of cases of candles to make the modifications.

  2. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    jim
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    Another figure from Madame Tussaud?

  3. Gordon Ramsay Smashing Danny Jones Head Into Turf Soccer Aid 2014
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    I was wondering what happened to Tim Meadows.

  4. Lucy Liu Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    She’s the most beautiful Asian woman in Hollywood. I love her on “Elementary”. 45 years old people.

  5. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    So they ARE making the Goonies remake.

  6. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans Giorgio Baldi
    dsdfsdfdsf
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    didn’t recognize her because this is the most amount of clothing I’ve ever seen on her…

  7. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    Get used to it, kid. People are gonna want to fuck your mom. Don’t be a little cock-blocker.

  8. Savannah Guthrie Screming Huge Pregnant Belly Matt Lauer Carson Daly
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    “If you had opened you mouth like that a few months ago, you wouldn’t be pregnant right now.”

  9. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
    Short Round
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    David was confused when told the Gumball Rally wasn’t a Cajun eating contest. He had to ask: So, it’s Creole then?

  10. Cindy Crawford Butt Yoga Pants
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    Still would.

  11. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Minidress Bootsy Bellows
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    She looks great. Cleavage is on point.

  12. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
    jim
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    Who is he?

  13. Cynthia Daniel Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I don’t know who she is, but she looks great.

  14. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Red Sun Damaged Face Beth Chapman Cotto Vs Martinez Fight
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    ‘Murica.

  15. Lady Gaga Butt No Pants Fishnets
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    Is that Kid or Play?

  16. Tia Carrere Cleavage 54th Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    She’s looking good.

  17. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    “Here sweetheart, let me help you prop those flowers up.”

  18. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
    jim
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    It burns – it burns…make it stop…

    OMG, my eyes !!!

  19. Fran Drescher Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    Yes, please.

  20. Aubrey ODay Butt Booty Shorts Instagram
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    Oh yeah.

  21. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
    Short Round
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    Well, the last two Iron Man movies were shit. I see he’s getting ready to generate new ideas for the next one.

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    jim
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    “As long as you’re with mommy I’ll never have to work again…at least till you turn 18″

  23. Maria Sharapova Butt Short Tennis Skirt Jumping Into Stands After Winning French Open
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    “Hello, French Open? I’d like to buy a section of railing please. No need to clean it first, just send it here.”

  24. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    Who the hell goes to her concerts?! It might be a good way to determine whom we should remove from the gene pool.

  25. Taryn Terrell Cleavage Legs Butt Velvet Sky Tight Leather Dress Kissing Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    J
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    Didn’t shit like this die sometime in the 90′s?

  26. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    Slappy Magoo
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    It’s now reached the point where if Miley isn’t trying to get us to peer down her barely legal chasm of doom, I assume she’s sick with food poisoning or something

  27. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Little Tongue
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    “Yes, we did have a threesome. Now, you guess who fucked who.”

  28. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    OK, this whole switching heads with Photoshop thing is getting old.

  29. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    Wait’ll they get a load of him.

  30. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    Johnny Depp as Jack Nicholson as Clint Howard.

  31. Chloe Sims Bikini
    jim
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    If you look at her long enough your skin starts to itch.

  32. Chloe Sims Bikini
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    Sexy beach body.

  33. Jeremy Renner Hang Ten Sign Soccer Aid 2014
    Slappy Magoo
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    That of course is a symbol made famous by Rob Halford, the lead singer of Judas Priest who eventually, came out of the closet, years after everyone assumed he was.
    I swear I have no idea why that came to mind.

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Audrey Hepburn Look Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Damn, I forgot how good she looked at 16.

  35. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Slappy Magoo
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    Red Forman? Are they making a That 70s Show: the Movie

  36. Tia Carrere Cleavage 54th Monte Carlo Television Festival
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    Shwing!

  37. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
    Slappy Magoo
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    But you’ll look sweet, upon my seat of a bicycle built for 2 girls 1 cup.

  38. Fran Drescher Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    Even her picture is annoying to the ears.

  39. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    She looks exactly like KK, except for the color, Same surgeon?

  40. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Red Sun Damaged Face Beth Chapman Cotto Vs Martinez Fight
    Slappy Magoo
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    Just the one in the stink. A guy with a mullet like that has no need for the pink.

  41. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
    jok
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    ..and the 2014 award for the tiniest eyes in north hollywood goes to… it’s a tie!

  42. Taryn Terrell Cleavage Legs Butt Velvet Sky Tight Leather Dress Kissing Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Slappy Magoo
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    Huh, 2 girls kinda kissing at an awards show for guy stuff. What are the odds?

  43. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
    Little Tongue
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    She rides the bike, sucks the hose, and pays the bills. Isn’t he a lucky bastard!

  44. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
    Swearin
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    Wow, Rob Kardashian turned all his shit around real fast

  45. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    Odbarc
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    He looks like a creepy pedophile.

  46. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
    Marketing Mike
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    I want to nail the latex dancer in the upper-left corner,
    with great TITS! You can have the Nazi with the black
    microphone, and a Natalie Dormer side-hair shave.

  47. Jeremy Renner Hang Ten Sign Soccer Aid 2014
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    Fuck yeah, can’t WAIT to get soccer AIDS !!

  48. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    I know, Baby Ruths ARE good, aren’t they

  49. Jeremy Renner Hang Ten Sign Soccer Aid 2014
    GayAllDay
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    A hand sign occasionally used by “manly” men,
    to signal other “manly” men of a particular need.

  50. Gerard Butler Grabbing Little Kids Head How To Train Your Dragon 2 Premiere
    Short Round
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    Listen kids, first trick in training your dragon is you gotta feed the bastard or it’ll bite your head off. So, for safety I like to toss a kid in there before the start. Like this… *grabs closest kid*

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