The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

June 9th, 2014 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend’s Tony Awards. HA! I’m kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just your run-of-the-mill straight guy problem. “Oh my god, Hugh do you not even have your tux on yet?” “I just try to look good for you and it’s like you don’t even notice. Sometimes I think you aren’t attracted to me anymore, like the other day, when I trimmed my beard, and you didn’t even say anything about it! I hate your mother!!” *slams bathroom door, slides down onto floor sobbing*

Hey, Demi Lovato‘s backup dancer, sweet balls, bro. – Jeremy Renner (Who could sense them from thousands of miles away, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
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    Turbo Boost!

  2. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
    Ronaldo
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    She has turned into a baby-making machine.

  3. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Red Sun Damaged Face Beth Chapman Cotto Vs Martinez Fight
    Eric
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    Have mullet – Will travel!

  4. Taryn Terrell Cleavage Legs Butt Velvet Sky Tight Leather Dress Kissing Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Taryn Terrell? Velvet Sky? You can’t tell me these two aren’t strippers. Those are stripper names.

  5. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
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    I did not need to see that.

  6. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Why yes she is my guys choice award winner as well

  7. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    Ronaldo
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    its boring now.

  8. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
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    Looks great.

  9. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
    Ronaldo
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    Single MILF

  10. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
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    I think he OD’d on fabulous.

  11. Maria Sharapova Butt Short Tennis Skirt Jumping Into Stands After Winning French Open
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    You don’t paid enough for that shit, dude.

  12. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
    Jim
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    Jesus, he looks like crap.
    He should hook-up with Lindsay and the booth of them should just go away.

  13. Hugh Jackman Too Much Face Powder 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    I fucking hate bowties. Even Hugh Jackman can’t pull them off.

  14. Gerard Butler Grabbing Little Kids Head How To Train Your Dragon 2 Premiere
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    “Get back here, you li’le shite! You’re supposed to make me look family friendly.”

  15. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Short Round
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    Sandra just sat frozen as her returning nightmare seemed to became reality. To be on The Bachelorette and she HAD to choose Keanu.

  16. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    I fucking love it.

  17. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Smoking Hot

  18. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    Bunga-bunga time!

  19. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Also getting boring

  20. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
    jim
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    WTF is all that?
    Pride in being a weirdo?

  21. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
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    “My Mom’s a horrible bitch.”

  22. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
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    They named a sandwich after a Superficial Commenter.

  23. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
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    I blame her for Kim Kardashian.

  24. Lady Gaga Butt No Pants Fishnets
    Ronaldo
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    I dont care…i find her booty nice.

  25. Gordon Ramsay Smashing Danny Jones Head Into Turf Soccer Aid 2014
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    Gordon’s about to go to the “meat packing district”

  26. Lucy Liu Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
    Ronaldo
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    She missed her spot

  27. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
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    “Mommy, how come gay Mr. Clean doesn’t visit anymore?”

  28. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    Toss her some ping pong balls and see what happens.

  29. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
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    This sculpture is so well done it berated 3 service industry workers the first day it was on display.

  30. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Minidress Bootsy Bellows
    Ronaldo
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    Looking good in this photo

  31. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    Is that his best friend’s new wife?

  32. Cynthia Daniel Cleavage Butt Tight Dress Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Not bad at all

  33. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    That was a popular bike to ride in the 90s but now it’s just sad to see somebody on it.

  34. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I assume she won all the awards.

  35. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    “Listen Sandra. I don’t think Hugh wants to relive that fateful moment that made him infamous encounter with the street walker.”

  36. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Midriff Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    She’s like an always sexy Mila Kunis.

  37. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Nice coconuts.

  38. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
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    Matthew was always careful to cover up the first half of his favorite “I foolishly knocked Christina up and all I got was this lousy Explore Inner Peace Meditate t-shirt” t-shirt.

  39. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    Filming a new sex tape, I see. Tell me where I can download and I’ll fap to it.

  40. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    Now all they need is Pee Wee Herman’s bike and the whole universe can implode.

  41. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    ultra
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    two presents: a dozen roses and a dick-in-a-box.

  42. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans Giorgio Baldi
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    I’m sure that shirt is see-through.

  43. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    1863
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    Still too much face in the shot.

  44. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
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    Damn, these guys fell off hard!

  45. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
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    Who knew the Getty family dynasty would die with some bleach blonde hair.

  46. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    ultra
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    he’s having a bad reaction to his outfit’s obvious scarf deficiency.

  47. Duane Dog The Bounty Hunter Chapman Red Sun Damaged Face Beth Chapman Cotto Vs Martinez Fight
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    That car is reinforced with titanium to support Beth’s tits.

  48. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
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    …and when he woke up, the crowd roared it’s approval as The Hoff threw up all over the hood of the car.”

  49. Lady Gaga Butt No Pants Fishnets
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    Dat ass.

  50. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Dumb Hat
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    Missing all his lovers in prison. He was the sweetest piece of ass on Cell Block C for the past 2 months.

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