The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.9.14

June 9th, 2014 // 453 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is loaded up with exciting shots from this weekend’s Tony Awards. HA! I’m kidding, that shit totally sucked, so I just pulled a few questionable cleavage shots and of course one of Hugh Jackman having a serious foundation problem, which is just your run-of-the-mill straight guy problem. “Oh my god, Hugh do you not even have your tux on yet?” “I just try to look good for you and it’s like you don’t even notice. Sometimes I think you aren’t attracted to me anymore, like the other day, when I trimmed my beard, and you didn’t even say anything about it! I hate your mother!!” *slams bathroom door, slides down onto floor sobbing*

Hey, Demi Lovato‘s backup dancer, sweet balls, bro. – Jeremy Renner (Who could sense them from thousands of miles away, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    “Do you think anyone’s noticed it’s in?”

  2. Hugh Jackman Too Much Face Powder 68th Annual Tony Awards
    Jackmac
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    I see he has a new beard.

  3. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Cock Dr
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    There’s a lot of botox in that photo.

    • Cher X

      Yeah, Sandra looks terrible. When will these ladies realize that botox doesn’t make you look younger. You just look like a cracked-out version of your older self.

    • Cher X

      Yeah, Sandra looks terrible. When will these ladies learn that Botox does not make you look any younger? You just look a cracked-out version of your old self.

  4. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a pride parade. Strange things will be seen but it won’t hurt ya.

  5. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
    schadenfreude
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    Kitt – Take me to Burger King!

  6. Maria Sharapova Butt Short Tennis Skirt Jumping Into Stands After Winning French Open
    Wally's Beaver
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    If I squint, I can see her Sugarpova.

  7. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    Wally's Beaver
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    I am probably in the minority here but I wouldn’t mind her doing a spread.

  8. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
    Wally's Beaver
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    Impregnating people one person at a time.

  9. Simon Cowell Touching Fat Guys Belly
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    Wow that’s some ugly chick he knocked up.

  10. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    Mimi
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    Git in ma pusssaayy!!!

  11. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Wally's Beaver
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    Only time anyone will ever comment on her coconut.

  12. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    I’m sure it’s fun fucking her on a bike, but they better watch out for bumps.

  13. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    Mimi
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    I’m just Jenny from The Sharper Image

  14. David Hasselhoff On Top Of Car Gumball 3000 Rally
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    “Michael, please quit shitting on my head.”

  15. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
    Wally's Beaver
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    It is nice to see him take his blowup doll out every once in a while.

  16. Hugh Jackman Too Much Face Powder 68th Annual Tony Awards
    schadenfreude
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    He looks like a Hugh Jackoff

  17. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I love Sandra.

  18. Rihanna Butt Tight Jeans Giorgio Baldi
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    I didn’t know she owned that many clothes.

  19. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    Oh yeah (sorry kid)

  20. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
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    “I’m a little bit Nazi…”
    “And I’m a little bit homo in gold…”

  21. Jon Favreau Chef Photo Call
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    “…and THAT’S what I had for breakfast.”

  22. Kelly Brook Cleavage Audrey Hepburn Look Instagram
    dennis
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    She’s hot but now she post pics from the late 90′s.

  23. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
    RocketInMyPocket
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    Why do we give a shit about this person?

  24. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
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    Little known fact: Khloe gave Earvin those pants when they were too tight on her.

  25. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Minidress Bootsy Bellows
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    I’ll take what Demi Lovato will never be for 400, Alex.

  26. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    schadenfreude
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    My papa said this here’s how’s babies made.

  27. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
    Mimi
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    Driving Ms. Daisy: The Next Generation

  28. Sandra Bullock Keanu Reeves Hugh Grant Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    I want to make a Speed joke but I’ve been stuck with Keanu-face for like 5 minutes.

  29. Jeremy Renner Hang Ten Sign Soccer Aid 2014
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    “One in the stink, and one in the other stink.”

  30. Maria Sharapova Butt Short Tennis Skirt Jumping Into Stands After Winning French Open
    gonorrhea
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    michael jackson lives

  31. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
    Mimi
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    Subtle. Majic wants this one back.

  32. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    schadenfreude
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    Jenny from the Block of Wax

  33. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    “Kiss me, Barbie Jesus!”

  34. Jennifer Lopez Wax Statue Huge Ass Madame Tussauds London
    schadenfreude
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    She’s never looked more lifelike!

  35. Balthazar Getty Bleached White Hair Eric Dane Drunk Red Face
    Mimi
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    Anna and Elsa’s long lost fabulous brother.

  36. Pamela Anderson Riding Bike On Rick Salomons Lap
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    Wow. Sex really IS “just like riding a bike.”

  37. Savannah Guthrie Screming Huge Pregnant Belly Matt Lauer Carson Daly
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    Still a smaller dress size than Kim or Khloe.

  38. Cindy Crawford Butt Yoga Pants
    Al Koholic
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    Holy crap what size are her water skis? Some of the biggest feet ever. Ugh.

  39. Earvin Johnson III Fringe Vest Leather Pants Boots No Socks Huge Gold Medallion
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    Why couldn’t he have just caught a ride with Tracy Morgan?

  40. Kelly Brook Cleavage Audrey Hepburn Look Instagram
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    Always was the perfect woman.

  41. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
    Mimi
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    Tight

  42. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    “Oh, my gosh, how do you get your hair so soft?”
    “I wash it.”

  43. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
    dennis
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    Hell I can smell that from here….

  44. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Dumb Hat
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    “They may have released me from prison, but I remain confined in the eternal penitentiary of my pained soul . . . I’M FUCKIN’ WITH YA! Who wants to be punched for no reason?”

  45. Rita Ora Cleavage Legs Minidress Bootsy Bellows
    Mimi
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    She found love with a hopeless douche.

  46. Hilary Duff Butt Skin Tight Jeans Holding Son Luca
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    “Mommy, the scary man with the flashy thing yelled at me for getting in the way of your fart box!”

  47. Fran Drescher Cleavage 68th Annual Tony Awards
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    She should be in the new “50 Shades of Gray” movie. She’s already got the teeth for it.

  48. Chris Brown Fat Face Weight Gain Dumb Hat
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    Not to be racist, but Chris Brown is that last guy I would approach at night with a camera.

  49. Miley Cyrus Butthole Labia Legs Spread Milan Performance
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    FORE!

  50. Christina Aguilera Cleavage Pregnant Belly Matthew Rutler
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    Still would.

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