The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.8.15

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, an important day of discovery, which answers “We’re about to find out,” to several questions. Starting with “Can a turtle fit in Justin Bieber’s anus?” Then, “Can Taraji P. Henson take a punch?” and “Do leather pants ever commit suicide?” Remember kids, boob photos can be arousing and educational. *rereads post* Ok, the 500 yards away thing is starting to make sense to me now.

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