Apparently, “taking a step back” from your marriage means posting more bikini photos on Twitter so guys want to do you. I’m on board.
Welcome to The Crap We Missed: The part of the day where we sift through the ungodly amounts of photos at our disposal and then hurl the best ones in your face like some sort of Internet Rip Taylor. No homo. — Okay, a little. Today, we’ve got Jessica Simpson taking a tour of Yale and wondering when they get to play Quidditch like that college Harry Potter goes to, Chyna returning to her (he/she porn) roots, Black Heff‘s sheer existence canceling out Tila Tequila and the most unbelievable Kirstie Alley photo you’ll ever see in your life. I guess Scientologists really do know magic.
We’re all dead.
- The Superficial
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Looks like John Popper in drag. Where’s his harmonica?
“I’m so horny right now. i am going to have sex with this car door.”
Is Chyna appearing as a man or a woman this time?
why not both?
BY FAR her best side.
He’s saying . . . “well, that sucked.”
So now it is us that gets to pity a fool? Sweet.
It’s amazing how people want to immitate the cast of Jersey Shore.
Is this the new internet meme Lesbians who look like Russian bag ladies?
And here’s where my mom got me the temporary tattoo I’ve been asking her to get me all summer . . .
Who’s his trainer, Britney Spears?
Is this the new internet meme Lesbians that look like Russian bag ladies?
I wonder if her ex-husband called them “Porkchops and Applesauce”
cuz they’re swell!!!
He paid for them so I guess he should have been able to name them.
Pipedreamer – I remember that!! That was a good one.
Hi, my name is Mike Lookinland.
Just practicing my pick-up lines.
Hahahaha!
Rosie O’Donnell and the cute Kardashian hang out?
This is actually a chart showing the size of his ego on the left as compared to the size of his talent on the right.
hahaha win
so Fish finally decided to post a pic of Marvel comic inker Mark Morales.
I wonder what it would feel like to have a Dreg butt plug inside me.
LOL
haha i was just waiting for someone to make some butt plug joke…didn’t take long ;)
Why is there never a mugger when you need one?
Vowel renewal? Something tells me he was only there for the Bs…or Tila Tequila.
Kim’s in this picture too. Notice the sack on Khloe’s chin?
Im pretty sure that is Kim in the Mrs Doubtfire getup
The year: 2004, and no combination of Jessicas was providing more masturbatory material than Simpson and Alba. Now let’s hear the number tune in June of 2004 . . .
Wow, I can’t believe the American Pie money hasn’t dried up; that’s one nice ride
It seems she dried up whereas American Pie money has not.
Dayymmnn.
I’ll bet she still smells like a fat person. You know what I’m talking about.
No, I don’t. Please enlighten.
Too many folds, too little deodorant.
Bring on the hate.
well, they shower, I’m sure, but by the time they dress themselves they’re as sweaty as me after hiking uphill.
You’re fat aren’t you?
I think every single person who posts on here is fat…..seriously.
AGREE! Especially the “oh, I’d never bang Kristen Stewart” types. Ok….
Thank God, I flipped through the last 2 quickly. This is easier on the eyes.
So this is where V for Vendetta got its inspiration for the mask! Nice!!
I pity the fool who thinks I’m Paulie Senior from OCC!
Ernie from My Three Sons is probably available. I’m not sure about interested but probably available.
After all the sexual harassment she endured in the WWE, I’m glad to see she’s back on her feet.
Guy Fawkes in the background must be thinking: “V is for Venereal Disease!”
For all that work she still has small tits. You have to wonder . . .
pouring battery acid on your face doesn’t make your tits bigger.
Baha! Oh, that’s good.
Hey, it’s Ford Fairlame.
He looks like he just sucked a lemon. Get it? A lemon.
Black Heff is black.
Hickory dickory dock, Dice man looks like cock . . .
The clock struck two, he put on black shoes, and sat hisself down on the block…
There’s nothing classier than pushing out a fart while wearing a $3000 suit.
He tried out for the Jolly Green Giant but had to settle for the Del Monte Douchbag.
Kourtney: And so then he was like– Khloe, are you even listening?
Khloe: I SMELL CHILI DOGS.
Turtle? Really?
Sorry, twinkle toes, the tat doesn’t give you street cred.
“It says, ‘Left foot forward cha cha cha, right foot back cha cha cha” in ancient Sumerian.”
Black Heff needs to update his costume. He ought be dressed like a cross between Captain Crunch and Pruneface.
If she was a 6 last month, is she a 2 now?
Yes, if your units of measure are hundred-weights.
Ding. +5
You’d think that in all of Italy there would be at least one mafia hitman willing to do America a solid and take care of these two.
No beer?
“Hold on, I got some cud coming up.”
This must be what Joan Rivers is going for.
This is like a before and after pic, we’re just missing the part where bugs bunny sticks a pressurized air hose into Kourtney.
It’s the Believable-ist!
:|
courtney is the only one that looks like an effin human
the others are freaks of nature