The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.6.11

June 6th, 2011 // 722 Comments

Apparently, “taking a step back” from your marriage means posting more bikini photos on Twitter so guys want to do you. I’m on board.

Welcome to The Crap We Missed: The part of the day where we sift through the ungodly amounts of photos at our disposal and then hurl the best ones in your face like some sort of Internet Rip Taylor. No homo. — Okay, a little. Today, we’ve got Jessica Simpson taking a tour of Yale and wondering when they get to play Quidditch like that college Harry Potter goes to, Chyna returning to her (he/she porn) roots, Black Heff‘s sheer existence canceling out Tila Tequila and the most unbelievable Kirstie Alley photo you’ll ever see in your life. I guess Scientologists really do know magic.

We’re all dead.

- The Superficial

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  1. Commented on this photo:

    Team Peter!

  2. Esol Esek

    Women, give it a rest. The woman was undeniably smoking from legs to rear to breasts to face to hair to eyes. Of all the famous women in the media, she was in the top ten. There was literally nothing wrong with her on the Brady reality show, and had every guy of every age quaking in envy for Peter Brady.

    However, she’s starting to show her age here, and she never did anything except be a model on a reality show, so this makes her look desperate.
    That said, saying no to her would be impossible for most men. She still hasn’t been knocked up.

    Apparently, even a D-list taste of fame is quite addictive, as in make you a raging moron addictive.

  3. Kirstie Alley Thin Skinny
    Brooke
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know how this trend started, but inserting a random celebrity’s name in place of the actual celebrity’s name does not necessarily lead to hilarity.

    • Brooke

      And it would have been super awesome if my tardo iPad would not reload my screen and shove my comment to the bottom where it becomes irrelevant to anything.

  4. Jocelyn Wildenstein
    dinky
    Commented on this photo:

    “A boy with a massive facial skull deformity and biker gang mother attempts to live as normal a life as possible under the circumstances.”
    I just would’t have thought he’d grow to become a tranny one day.

  5. Sophie Turner
    Jerube
    Commented on this photo:

    This chick is way hawt. She needs to be noticed more often or maybe she needs to get peed.

  6. Black Heff Ice-T Coco Renew Vows
    Commented on this photo:

    OK …. just dont make the background bright white

  7. Andrew Dice Clay
    Commented on this photo:

    Hickory dickory dock ……… Kill Me

  8. Ryan Seacrest Julianne Hough
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh see has a penis … yes I’m sure

  9. Kourtney Kardashian Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Stand up straight your making me look bad!

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