1. So, how long till she hits 300 again? Place your bets, gentlemen.

  2. lemonfresh

    Where the hell did she find long-sleeved full-body Spanx?

  3. holymoly

    a little known fact about lord xenu. he invented spanx. and kirstie allie just traded her sea org membership for the best pair ever.

  4. I guess she just tucked everything in the back?

  5. she almost looks fuckable.

  6. I’ll bet she still smells like a fat person. You know what I’m talking about.

  7. Jill_Ess

    If she was a 6 last month, is she a 2 now?

  8. adolf hitler

    good. now if she could just lose a few decades…

  9. tlmck

    Not bad from the boobs up.

  10. ahole

    I do her with Kate Gosselin’s cock,

  11. chev70

    Just think of all that excess skin. Mmmmm.

  12. S'up Bitches!

    Hey, where are the “you loser’s only wished you could hit that” posts from the fat chicks? There should have been at least one by now.

  13. CharmlessMan

    It must be Lt. Saavik’s 7th year.

  14. Sodomy_Is_For_Girls

    I hear next she’s going on tour as the lead singer in Warrant.

  15. kimmykimkim

    This elephant is extremely mal-nourished. Please alert PETA.

  16. TomFrank

    The magic of dancing as exercise. And Spanx. And liposuction.

  17. “Tragedy struck at the “Dance With Me Studios Presents: All The Right Moves Summer Invitational in New York City when three people were killed and 42 were seriously injured in a freak accident involving a Kirstie Alley wardrobe malfunction. Story at 11:00.”

  18. KC

    This is the first time she’s seen her toes in 15 years.

  19. I, for one, am proud of Kirstie Alley. It’s not every day you can develop an eating disorder and have the nation cheer you on. Bravo, madam.

  20. Sin

    Danger zone. She lost some weight but look at her face, she is HUNGRY!!

  21. Nik


  22. boort

    Daaaayum, those cankles do go all the way up!!!! ;-(

  23. Ke$ha sure is losing weight.

  24. Seat Filler

    Now this what I expected the Shriver-Schwanegger to produce

  25. Buttercup

    No more scowling at this age; it’s not sexy at some point.

  26. vlad

    I would hate to be anything breakable in the room where she undresses and releases all that compressed fat

  27. Flanders

    I think she looks great.

  28. Brennan Haley

    When you need to put three hundred pounds of trash in a hundred pound bag, use Hefty!

  29. Brooke

    I don’t know how this trend started, but inserting a random celebrity’s name in place of the actual celebrity’s name does not necessarily lead to hilarity.

    • Brooke

      And it would have been super awesome if my tardo iPad would not reload my screen and shove my comment to the bottom where it becomes irrelevant to anything.

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