The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.4.12

June 4th, 2012 // 720 Comments

Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.

If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Busy Philipps Butt Bikini
    zzyz
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    Cool, I get to say it before someone else does. Busy, has been busy eating!

  2. Kate Gosselin
    Johnny P!
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    “Can’t… stop… doing… Kegels…!”

  3. Eddie Cibrian
    Johnny P!
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    Tard.

  4. Brooke Shields
    Bonky
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    Is that a smile or a grimace ?

  5. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    Johnny P!
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    So she’s opening fitness clubs now.
    “Fame! Come on down!”

  6. Hayden Panetteire
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    “Do NOT call me ‘Claire’”

  7. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
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    Looks like snookie

  8. John Slattery Walking Dog
    Johnny P!
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    Who ‘dat?!?

  9. Maggie Gyllenhaal Post Baby Weight
    DeucePickle
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    What is that that Katie Holmes is drinking ?

  10. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers Purple Polo
    Johnny P!
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    Piss yellow shoes. A tribute to the KKK Klan?

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sparkly Pants
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    Too legit to fit.

  12. Gretchen Rossi Bikini
    anny
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    Is that what Heidi Montag aspired to?

  13. Maggie Gyllenhaal Post Baby Weight
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    Make it stop

  14. Justin Timberlake
    The Brown Streak
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    No, I disagree. I don’t think Justin Timberlake’s acting is at all robotic.

  15. Gloria Estefan Kathy Griffin Upskirt Underwear
    Johnny P!
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    Thought it was the BC52′s cover of “Meet The Flinstones”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSTxGD6SJsE

  16. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers Purple Polo
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    He’s like a caricature of every asshole in any movie from the 80s.

  17. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    The Brown Streak
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    I have the strange urge for some buttermilk now.

  18. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
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    She has it on backwards.

  19. Aaron Paul Hot Blonde
    Johnny P!
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    Aaron Paul: “This girl is hot! I’m getting the vapors! Somebody pass me my Bath Salts…!”

  20. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    J.R.
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    “And we had to “work-in” the Industrial-Strength Spandex in this area. As you can see, it’s containing that quite nicely.”

  21. Adrien Brody
    The Brown Streak
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    “See I can be black too! Look at me! I’m doing the Carlton!”

  22. Jared Leto
    Bonky
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    “Hey bro’s, I’m hip, I’m cool… Check out my shoes, weird, kinda freaky huh? That’s the way I roll, bro’s. Hey, I’m a rocker, did you know that ?. PARTAY, PARTAY, come on, somebody…. PARTAY ?. Aw, come on, I can get wine coolers for ya all.”

  23. Maggie Gyllenhaal Post Baby Weight
    JuniorBizarre
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    She’s so indie even her candid paparazzi shots have a sepia tint.

  24. Anne Hathaway Broken Arm Cast
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    I think she has fucking rickets or something. She needs Vitamin D.

  25. Anne Hathaway Broken Arm Cast
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    The hipsters must’ve jumped her for having a Droid.

  26. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    J.R.
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    Ok, so it’s a guy with big fake tits. Now what?

  27. Brooke Shields
    The Brown Streak
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    All she needs is a top hat, a cigarette holder and a monocle…

  28. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    Johnny P!
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    Looking for her 1.5L of Diet Coke.

  29. Adrien Brody
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    “I suppose this is the line for the black Mr. Clean auditions?”

  30. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    J.R.
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    Kinda makes ya wanna suckle…

  31. Rihanna Cleavage Midriff Eye Make Up Mask
    Johnny P!
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    Steal from the Rich, and give to Tempura House.

  32. Jared Leto
    The Brown Streak
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    A one-person flash mob is not a flash mob.

  33. Sharon Stone Nipples
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    Holy shit!

  34. Maggie Gyllenhaal Post Baby Weight
    Johnny P!
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    At least Jake, douchey though he is, makes an effort…

  35. Hayden Panetteire
    J.R.
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    “WHAT… the FUCK… is THAT?!”

  36. Christina Milian Cleavage Daughter Violet
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    She’s got a little case of Kim K there going on her right shin.

  37. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers Purple Polo
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    Is he that new gay superhero I’ve been hearing about?

  38. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Brian Blessed's Bastard Boy
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    “Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!!!”

  39. Hayden Panetteire
    The Brown Streak
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    eeny meeny miney moe…which dick is going into my hole.

  40. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sparkly Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Her ass eats sequins!

  41. Busy Philipps Butt Bikini
    Bonky
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    So now any blonde chick with a fat ass can get a career in Hollywood ?

  42. Josh Hutcherson MTV Movie Awards
    The Brown Streak
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    “Can ! get a box of Junior Mints instead?”

  43. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
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    Kraken released on Humphries’ chest in 3..2..

  44. Snooki Pregnant Belly
    Johnny P!
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    Great shot of the kind of dudes who would actually check out her body.

  45. Janice Dickinson Bikini
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    Oh my god. Look at the amount of bird poop on that umbrella.

  46. Maggie Gyllenhaal Post Baby Weight
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    Any bigger and she’ll have to change her name to U-Haal.

  47. Charlize Theron Michael Fassbender MTV Movie Awards 2012
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    Thought it was the singer from the National. Rockumentary?

  48. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    JPC
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    And another for Tony! This must be the greatest day in “his” life!
    —————
    If you don’t think those back rolls are the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, you are clearly a gay pedophile.

    -Tony’d

  49. Gretchen Rossi Bikini
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    I love this girl, she’s such a dirty little slut.

  50. Eddie Cibrian
    The Brown Streak
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    Let’s ignore the douche and focus on why we are being sponsored by LA Fitness and COCA-COLA!?

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