Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.
If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,
- Photo Boy
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Cool, I get to say it before someone else does. Busy, has been busy eating!
Busy needs to get busy working out.
“Can’t… stop… doing… Kegels…!”
Would it help if I loaned you a bottle opener?
Tard.
Is that a smile or a grimace ?
Mothra just located Godzilla.
Bonky, I believe it’s what’s referred to as a “Pained Wince”.
Not sure, the chin implant makes it so hard to tell, gah …
So she’s opening fitness clubs now.
“Fame! Come on down!”
“Do NOT call me ‘Claire’”
Looks like snookie
Who ‘dat?!?
That’s the guy who plays Roger Sterling on Mad Men.
Tony Stark’s original father, and possibly the only good thing about Iron Man II.
What is that that Katie Holmes is drinking ?
Blood of a native virgin.
Piss yellow shoes. A tribute to the KKK Klan?
Too legit to fit.
Is that what Heidi Montag aspired to?
Make it stop
No, I disagree. I don’t think Justin Timberlake’s acting is at all robotic.
Thought it was the BC52′s cover of “Meet The Flinstones”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSTxGD6SJsE
He’s like a caricature of every asshole in any movie from the 80s.
I have the strange urge for some buttermilk now.
She has it on backwards.
Aaron Paul: “This girl is hot! I’m getting the vapors! Somebody pass me my Bath Salts…!”
“And we had to “work-in” the Industrial-Strength Spandex in this area. As you can see, it’s containing that quite nicely.”
“See I can be black too! Look at me! I’m doing the Carlton!”
“Hey bro’s, I’m hip, I’m cool… Check out my shoes, weird, kinda freaky huh? That’s the way I roll, bro’s. Hey, I’m a rocker, did you know that ?. PARTAY, PARTAY, come on, somebody…. PARTAY ?. Aw, come on, I can get wine coolers for ya all.”
She’s so indie even her candid paparazzi shots have a sepia tint.
I think she has fucking rickets or something. She needs Vitamin D.
I have all the vitamin “D” she needs right here.
The hipsters must’ve jumped her for having a Droid.
Ok, so it’s a guy with big fake tits. Now what?
All she needs is a top hat, a cigarette holder and a monocle…
Looking for her 1.5L of Diet Coke.
“I suppose this is the line for the black Mr. Clean auditions?”
Kinda makes ya wanna suckle…
Steal from the Rich, and give to Tempura House.
A one-person flash mob is not a flash mob.
Holy shit!
At least Jake, douchey though he is, makes an effort…
“WHAT… the FUCK… is THAT?!”
She’s got a little case of Kim K there going on her right shin.
I’ll fix that up for her. This girl is smokin!
Is he that new gay superhero I’ve been hearing about?
eeny meeny miney moe…which dick is going into my hole.
“Put the fucking lotion in the basket!!!!”
Her ass eats sequins!
So now any blonde chick with a fat ass can get a career in Hollywood ?
“Can ! get a box of Junior Mints instead?”
Kraken released on Humphries’ chest in 3..2..
Great shot of the kind of dudes who would actually check out her body.
Oh my god. Look at the amount of bird poop on that umbrella.
That’s not bird poop. That’s Janice Dickinson…oh, wait…
Any bigger and she’ll have to change her name to U-Haal.
Thought it was the singer from the National. Rockumentary?
And another for Tony! This must be the greatest day in “his” life!
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If you don’t think those back rolls are the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen, you are clearly a gay pedophile.
-Tony’d
Jesus, relax dude
I love this girl, she’s such a dirty little slut.
Could u please explain who there heck she is ??
She’s one of the Desperate Real Housewives of Orange County.
In that case, I hate her to. All The Housewives are wretched human beings.
Let’s ignore the douche and focus on why we are being sponsored by LA Fitness and COCA-COLA!?