Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.
If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,
- Photo Boy
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You know, the woman on the left really has nicer tits. Maybe if we send her to the same doctors and makeup people that Kim uses we might really have something.
“Granny panties” is the punchline to a joke I never want to hear.
kim?
Nope. New love
Did the fitness club pay like $300 for both of these assholes to make an appearance?
I’d turn that thing on full speed and then push her face down into the track.
Only if you’re interested in doing her a favor, since that would likely be an improvement over the current face.
Sorry to be rude but…
what a vile, talentless twat.
Oh don’t be sorry…
That’s no mystery girl. That’s the lost Kardashian.
LOL
This is the most “Travolta” I’ve ever seen him look.
This……. THIS is the greatest thing MTV ever gave us.
I disagree. Hot as fuck, yes, but MTV also launched Pauly Shore’s career. The world owes them for that.
You know that Pauly’s acting career had a lot to do with that whole “Mayan Calendar” thing everyone is talking about right now.
The only thing MTV has done right!
Tony…another one for you!
If you don’t think that is the most attractive person ever, you are clearly a gay pedophile.
-Tony’d
“I believe I can flyyyyyyyy…
I believe I can walk through glass….”
Damn, we got all the retarded kids to fall out except for one…this one’s going to be a toughy.
Looks like she’s got that surprising retard strength to her, as well.
Every guy has his type, think we know what his is….
“Show us on the doll where he touched you.”
That hat would inspire me to violence as well.
Dude’s got a type.
This is an upgrade…you know that girl isn’t sucking anyone else’s dick but his….and she’s probably doing it without having to be begged or stopping to text someone in the middle of it.
I guess the “thug rapper” thing is on hold and now he’s gonna try his “thug Liberace” look and see how that works out.
Mangela has her eye on you.
who?
Her belly button is frowning.
You would, too, with that view.
I would be making that same face if I was within 6 feet of Theron.
“Who’s the daddy to all your kids? This guy!”
Something something leg something funny tits.
Welp. I can’t unsee that. FML.
Man, you are such a badass Disdick!
She won’t be wearing outfits like that when she gets old!
Oh, wait….
He must be a pedophile.
I think the caption is wrong. Should be Geriatric AIDS.
Hearing Aids, Incontinence Aids, etc.
Laughing his ass off about what a lucky s.o.b. he is, and he ain’t finished either. I bet he is on to the next hot blonde in another year or two!
This guy hasn’t had a blonde anywhere close to hot yet.
fuck. IT’S A MAN !!!!!!
I wish i sounded as cool as you guys
Hey, guys! Check out my Will Smith moves!
is he shooting a scene or always looks like a meth head?
his head does look bigger than his body. love jesse though.
Ah yes, the ye olde print out a fake stomach and tape to a one piece suit trick. That’ll fool them.
Poor thing. She really thinks walking around braless will detract our attention from her zombification.
How the hell does something like that end up at a “Guys Choice” awards ?
Post-Partum Meds Warning Label:
“May cause premature aging and insanity”.
That girl is gorgeous, who the hell is she?
Get on it now Photo Boy!!
Lauren Parsekian
His Breaking Bad stardom is coming to an end and she’s a “director”. So you know she’ll be trading up soon while her looks last.
why is this pic necessary? its just going to be pissed on later
She is 24 years old! How is that possible?
Keeping it up so she won’t be traded in for the new one! Remember, Karma babe!
Cunt.
aww, the only person excited about the mtv movie awards
Every day is a “Fashion Statement”!
Today… ‘”Douche is the new cool”.
Oh wait, I’ve been doing that for a while…
“Oh, God! Fuck! What did I ever do to deserve this!” – The Devil
Damn… I thought that was snooki in the thumbnail
“I’m going to name these ‘The Megapowers’”
So, NOT Britney Spears ?
no, too thin
GMILF !
What’s the M stand for?
“Lemme get this straight: you wanna do what to my what while I’m bending over what and watching what?!? Sorry, dude, you’re way too short…”