The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.4.12

June 4th, 2012 // 720 Comments

Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.

If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    You know, the woman on the left really has nicer tits. Maybe if we send her to the same doctors and makeup people that Kim uses we might really have something.

  2. Gloria Estefan Kathy Griffin Upskirt Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    “Granny panties” is the punchline to a joke I never want to hear.

  3. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    lillaliket
    Commented on this photo:

    kim?

  4. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    Commented on this photo:

    Did the fitness club pay like $300 for both of these assholes to make an appearance?

  5. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d turn that thing on full speed and then push her face down into the track.

    • JPC

      Only if you’re interested in doing her a favor, since that would likely be an improvement over the current face.

  6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry to be rude but…
    what a vile, talentless twat.

  7. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s no mystery girl. That’s the lost Kardashian.

  8. Jon Hamm Scruffy Beard Headset
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the most “Travolta” I’ve ever seen him look.

  9. Daisy Fuentes Butt Tight Yellow Jeans
    Commented on this photo:

    This……. THIS is the greatest thing MTV ever gave us.

  10. Busy Philipps Butt Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Tony…another one for you!

    • JPC

      If you don’t think that is the most attractive person ever, you are clearly a gay pedophile.

      -Tony’d

  11. Justin Bieber
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “I believe I can flyyyyyyyy…
    I believe I can walk through glass….”

  12. JWoww Cleavage Boardwalk Ride
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, we got all the retarded kids to fall out except for one…this one’s going to be a toughy.

  13. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Every guy has his type, think we know what his is….

  14. Hayden Panetteire
    Throjo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Show us on the doll where he touched you.”

  15. Anne Hathaway Broken Arm Cast
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    That hat would inspire me to violence as well.

  16. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude’s got a type.

    • Cock Dr

      This is an upgrade…you know that girl isn’t sucking anyone else’s dick but his….and she’s probably doing it without having to be begged or stopping to text someone in the middle of it.

  17. Justin Bieber
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess the “thug rapper” thing is on hold and now he’s gonna try his “thug Liberace” look and see how that works out.

  18. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Mangela has her eye on you.

  19. Kate Gosselin
    Commented on this photo:

    who?

  20. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    Her belly button is frowning.

  21. Charlize Theron Michael Fassbender MTV Movie Awards 2012
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I would be making that same face if I was within 6 feet of Theron.

  22. Jon Hamm Scruffy Beard Headset
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who’s the daddy to all your kids? This guy!”

  23. Christina Milian Cleavage Daughter Violet
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Something something leg something funny tits.

  24. Gloria Estefan Kathy Griffin Upskirt Underwear
    Commented on this photo:

    Welp. I can’t unsee that. FML.

  25. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers Purple Polo
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, you are such a badass Disdick!

  26. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    She won’t be wearing outfits like that when she gets old!
    Oh, wait….

  27. Aaron Paul Hot Blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    He must be a pedophile.

  28. Sharon Stone Nipples
    USDA Prime McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the caption is wrong. Should be Geriatric AIDS.

  29. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck. IT’S A MAN !!!!!!

  30. Eddie Cibrian
    zzyz
    Commented on this photo:

    Laughing his ass off about what a lucky s.o.b. he is, and he ain’t finished either. I bet he is on to the next hot blonde in another year or two!

  31. Adrien Brody
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish i sounded as cool as you guys

  32. Adrien Brody
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, guys! Check out my Will Smith moves!

  33. Aaron Paul Hot Blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    is he shooting a scene or always looks like a meth head?

  34. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah yes, the ye olde print out a fake stomach and tape to a one piece suit trick. That’ll fool them.

  35. Sharon Stone Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Poor thing. She really thinks walking around braless will detract our attention from her zombification.

  36. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    How the hell does something like that end up at a “Guys Choice” awards ?

  37. Brooke Shields
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Post-Partum Meds Warning Label:
    “May cause premature aging and insanity”.

  38. Aaron Paul Hot Blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    That girl is gorgeous, who the hell is she?

  39. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    why is this pic necessary? its just going to be pissed on later

  40. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    popwilleatitself
    Commented on this photo:

    She is 24 years old! How is that possible?

  41. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    zzyz
    Commented on this photo:

    Keeping it up so she won’t be traded in for the new one! Remember, Karma babe!

  42. Gretchen Rossi Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Cunt.

  43. Josh Hutcherson MTV Movie Awards
    susieleigh
    Commented on this photo:

    aww, the only person excited about the mtv movie awards

  44. Jared Leto
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    Every day is a “Fashion Statement”!
    Today… ‘”Douche is the new cool”.
    Oh wait, I’ve been doing that for a while…

  45. Justin Bieber
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, God! Fuck! What did I ever do to deserve this!” – The Devil

  46. Krista

    Damn… I thought that was snooki in the thumbnail

  47. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m going to name these ‘The Megapowers’”

  48. Busy Philipps Butt Bikini
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    So, NOT Britney Spears ?

  49. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    GMILF !

  50. Hayden Panetteire
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lemme get this straight: you wanna do what to my what while I’m bending over what and watching what?!? Sorry, dude, you’re way too short…”

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