Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.
If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,
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OMG My eyes!!
I believe I see some Deena, Snooki and Kartrashian with a little Peter Griffin chin balls
Most humiliating job in Hollywood: The designated crab picker.
Oh man, Michael Jackson would have SO hit that.
When did the Blue Lagoon turn into a sludge pond?
Not pictured: 8 kids who haven’t seen their mom for more than a few hours in the last year.
Run faster and you might recapture that fame.
Ah, I’m kidding. No you won’t.
Whoever sold her that swimsuit needs to be prosecuted.
Grandma’s off her meds again.
I totally still would.
‘Look, I showed up, I’m wearin’ the shirt just like your guy asked on the phone…you’ll still pay me the $75 for being here even if I don’t run, right?’
I like what I’m seeing here. She could keep me busy for a long time.
I love how ballsy Kathy is.
I fucking love Jaime King. I don’t see enough of her. Make more movies.
You got to start teaching them how to provide the downblouse pics from an early age.
I like what I see here.
The woman who could make any gay man straight.
So this is why Andre did so many drugs while he was still playing.
Justin’s famous Ray Charles impersonation
Find a secretary as messy as me: Check
Find a nanny as messy as me: Check
Find a dog as messy as me: Still looking
There is someone behind him.