Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.
If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,
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Despite Jared Leto’s best attempts, this guy’s plaid shorts, yellow moccasins, and very fruity calf tattoo clinches today’s Douche Award.
Tune in tomorrow as Jeremy Piven takes his new Vespa out for a ride.
Nothing quite says Pediatric Aids Foundation like nice MILF ass.
This is the last place I expected to see Fidel Castro.
I’d consider anyone with a large paper bag a hero at this event.
Saudi Arabia doesn’t seem so bad now.
Right! I was just about to type, “Suddenly, I understand burqas.”
performing?!!
Gloria: OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! SOMEBODY GRAB THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
Stagehand: Ms. Estefan you need to get a hold of yourself, there is no fire!
Gloria: WHAT.. What do you mean??? It’s right there!
Stagehand: (sigh) Ms. Griffin is exposing her crotch again…
fire crotch.
Obviously you got the joke. So good of you to share it with us.
there is always a guy behind saying it all by his eyes….
from the top : hocker, from down: work clothes which one do you want to show to your husband?
Mooooooooooooooooooôô
Thinking “Neeeeeeeiiiiigh” too, with that face.
Alright Dave?
She should have written “just swallow” on her hand. That might have helped.
Tucking the fat under the Lycra
Does this look like a tumor to you?
Pity the poor spa worker who spent two-and-a-half days making it so that we see no hair on the gut, legs, or “bikini” area.
I thought that was Photoshopped.
Hope they show us the “after” photoshopped pic so we can compare it to this one and have a good laugh.
Probably better to just get the tits out instead of getting more plastic surgery.
Funny how that’s the look most of us have on our face when anyone mentions “Jersey Shore”
“Dude, $1. Come on. I have CANCER, you dick.”
See this face? Always smells like pussy.
PERRRPPCERRRRNN!!!
A picture that will define this inflection point in the history of mankind
no potatoe reference?
Potato – fixed.
Joke going straight over your head. – Fwoosh.
“You suck my dick then I’ll suck yours”
not falling for that again.
Thank you, Granny Clampett. We see your tits. We’ve got it.
“This microphone? I fucked it.”
Who’s a pretty prancing pony?
Just found the missing butt plug.
It’s always in the last place you look…
This is the perfect girl for Tony.
I can hear their clits rattling.
Her lips still look big to me, I thought she stopped doing that shit! Guess she is too addicted.
Replace ‘lips’ with ‘nips’ and I would agree with you completely.
“Justin, you gave me AIDS, Justin.”
“Is that guy eating a whale sandwich?”
A little wider. Your lips are going to bruise like that.
They got some cool dudes to go to the Guys Choice Awards I see
Finally, she got us to stop looking at her fucked-up mouth.
“Mmmm? Kids? What . . . oh, right.”
MMMMOOOOO
“I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”
His existence pisses me off.
agreed, but he actually looks 1000 fold less douchey than normal. He’s still too douchey to look at directly though.
I think you’re supposed to use a special viewer, sort of like when you look at a solar eclipse.
That viewer is a 2×4 to the back of the head.
Nice hat, asshole.
To be fair, one’s hair tends to fall out when one is starving to death.
eat, pray, flash?
The Peter Pan is strong i this one.
“I’ll take that extra large penis, please!”
Excellent choice, sir… and for the lady?
Looks like the hung over search for his Cadillac is on.
Well at least we can say this one hasn’t had any work done. I thought she would be one that would for sure. Good for her! I give her credit for aging like normal people!
Poor poor bottoms are about to be consumed whole.
“HeeEEyyy GUYZzzzz, Im not wearing any BOXERssss!”
This is her workout outfit?!?
Good way for an older horse to break a foreleg
I bet Estefan’s vomit projected at least three feet. Mine went that far and she’s got bigger lungs than I do.
“Who wants to make an ORRRREEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!”
I’ll take the one of the left.