The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.4.12

June 4th, 2012 // 720 Comments

Welcome to another extra large edition of The Crap We Missed and no, that’s not a reference to this Snooki pic you judgmental pricks. It’s simply because once again we found ourselves with a weekend’s bounty including but not limited to shame of Lisa Rinna‘s grandchildren, Adrien Brody as the worlds most inconspicuous gay prostitute (The Penist? *zing!*), yes sir, Justin Timberlake can totally hear your ‘Bye, Bye, Bye’ ringtone, Gloria Estefan is more horrified here then when a truck t-boned her tour bus, Kris Humphries certainly has a type and it seems Daisy Fuentes is going to continue to be a living person in the public eye. I’ll allow it.

If looks could kill, Brooke Hogan‘s face would club you to death with its penis,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Scott Disick Yellow Loafers Purple Polo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Despite Jared Leto’s best attempts, this guy’s plaid shorts, yellow moccasins, and very fruity calf tattoo clinches today’s Douche Award.

    Tune in tomorrow as Jeremy Piven takes his new Vespa out for a ride.

  2. Daisy Fuentes Butt Tight Yellow Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing quite says Pediatric Aids Foundation like nice MILF ass.

  3. Jaime King Cleavage Corset
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is the last place I expected to see Fidel Castro.

  4. Sharon Stone Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d consider anyone with a large paper bag a hero at this event.

  5. Janice Dickinson Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Saudi Arabia doesn’t seem so bad now.

  6. Gloria Estefan Kathy Griffin Upskirt Underwear
    vagy
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    performing?!!

    • donkeylicks

      Gloria: OH MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! SOMEBODY GRAB THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!!!
      Stagehand: Ms. Estefan you need to get a hold of yourself, there is no fire!
      Gloria: WHAT.. What do you mean??? It’s right there!
      Stagehand: (sigh) Ms. Griffin is exposing her crotch again…

  7. Kris Humphries Mystery Girl Chunky Butt Bikini
    vagy
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    there is always a guy behind saying it all by his eyes….

  8. Jaime King Cleavage Corset
    vagy
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    from the top : hocker, from down: work clothes which one do you want to show to your husband?

  9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Spartacus
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    Mooooooooooooooooooôô

  10. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Spartacus
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    Alright Dave?

  11. JWoww Cleavage Boardwalk Ride
    it had to be said
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    She should have written “just swallow” on her hand. That might have helped.

  12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    zzyz
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    Tucking the fat under the Lycra

  13. Jon Hamm Scruffy Beard Headset
    it had to be said
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    Does this look like a tumor to you?

  14. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    it had to be said
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    Pity the poor spa worker who spent two-and-a-half days making it so that we see no hair on the gut, legs, or “bikini” area.

  15. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    zzyz
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    Hope they show us the “after” photoshopped pic so we can compare it to this one and have a good laugh.

  16. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    it had to be said
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    Probably better to just get the tits out instead of getting more plastic surgery.

  17. JWoww Cleavage Boardwalk Ride
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    Funny how that’s the look most of us have on our face when anyone mentions “Jersey Shore”

  18. Justin Timberlake
    it had to be said
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    “Dude, $1. Come on. I have CANCER, you dick.”

  19. Jon Hamm Scruffy Beard Headset
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    See this face? Always smells like pussy.

  20. Josh Hutcherson MTV Movie Awards
    Oh No
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    PERRRPPCERRRRNN!!!

  21. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Dan Quayle
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    A picture that will define this inflection point in the history of mankind

  22. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
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    “You suck my dick then I’ll suck yours”

  23. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    it had to be said
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    Thank you, Granny Clampett. We see your tits. We’ve got it.

  24. Jon Hamm Scruffy Beard Headset
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    “This microphone? I fucked it.”

  25. Justin Bieber
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    Who’s a pretty prancing pony?

  26. Brooke Shields
    it had to be said
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    Just found the missing butt plug.

  27. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
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    This is the perfect girl for Tony.

  28. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
    zzyz
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    Her lips still look big to me, I thought she stopped doing that shit! Guess she is too addicted.

  29. Justin Timberlake
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    “Justin, you gave me AIDS, Justin.”

  30. Hayden Panetteire
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    “Is that guy eating a whale sandwich?”

  31. Josh Hutcherson MTV Movie Awards
    it had to be said
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    A little wider. Your lips are going to bruise like that.

  32. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Man Face Guys Choice Awards
    Mr. Poop
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    They got some cool dudes to go to the Guys Choice Awards I see

  33. Lisa Rinna Nipples See Through Dress
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    Finally, she got us to stop looking at her fucked-up mouth.

  34. Kate Gosselin
    it had to be said
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    “Mmmm? Kids? What . . . oh, right.”

  35. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    MMMMOOOOO

  36. Justin Bieber
    NATTY ICE
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    “I feel pretty…oh so pretty…”

  37. Jared Leto
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    His existence pisses me off.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    it had to be said
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    Nice hat, asshole.

  39. Jared Leto
    lillaliket
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    eat, pray, flash?

  40. Justin Bieber
    Throjo
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    The Peter Pan is strong i this one.

  41. Hayden Panetteire
    Dr.J.Fever
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    “I’ll take that extra large penis, please!”

  42. John Slattery Walking Dog
    it had to be said
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    Looks like the hung over search for his Cadillac is on.

  43. Brooke Shields
    zzyz
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    Well at least we can say this one hasn’t had any work done. I thought she would be one that would for sure. Good for her! I give her credit for aging like normal people!

  44. Busy Philipps Butt Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Poor poor bottoms are about to be consumed whole.

  45. Adrien Brody
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    “HeeEEyyy GUYZzzzz, Im not wearing any BOXERssss!”

  46. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
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    This is her workout outfit?!?

  47. LeAnn Rimes Treadmill
    Dr.J.Fever
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    Good way for an older horse to break a foreleg

  48. Gloria Estefan Kathy Griffin Upskirt Underwear
    it had to be said
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    I bet Estefan’s vomit projected at least three feet. Mine went that far and she’s got bigger lungs than I do.

  49. Adrien Brody
    Throjo
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    “Who wants to make an ORRRREEEEOOOOOOOOO!!!”

  50. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cleavage Twitter
    Jesse
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    I’ll take the one of the left.

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