The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

June 30th, 2014 // 523 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction European premiere and nobody famous is even in those movies anymore. We’ve also got Courtney Love tricking on Lindsay Lohan‘s turf and Joe Jonas sending up the signal for gay Batman.

“Burciaga just paired twill minis with herringbone neck socks, which is so last season. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Oh and bring extra handcuffs. Love you!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Luci Ford Underboob Instagram
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    That’s usually my go to compliment when I’m staring at a woman’s tits. I’ll have to come up with some new tricks.

  2. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    I can think of some fun things to do to her in that position.

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Spandex Pants Butt Bending Over Looking Through Legs
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    It’s full of stars.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    BryceT
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    Kanye has got to be tired of banging that mess by now. Fool…

  5. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
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    Bystander: “Doesn’t it bother you to be seen in public with that hideous thing?”

    Jonah: “No, not at all.”

  6. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
    BryceT
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    Looks like they are going to make sequel to The 40 Year Old Virgin.

  7. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    BryceT
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    Wow….looks like he is slowly turning into Renee Richards.

  8. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    coljack
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    No need to caption this one. We would have figured it out.

  9. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    coljack
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    “Bruce! Bruce! One question! I won’t bore you with anything about your breasts, but can you show us what your penis looks like now?”

  10. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
    Hank E. Ring
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    I squish yer boob!

  11. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    …and now another game of “PJs or Dashiki?”

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    The sound of spandex weeping.

  13. Ariana Grande Butt Knee High Leather Boots Miniskirt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    SO THIS is who this is! I thought hers was the name of something new at Starbuck’s.

  14. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    One ring of chancres to rule them all.

  15. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
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    I hear the transgender rumors are B.S., but that little tennis outfit is not helping things.

  16. Ariana Grande Butt Knee High Leather Boots Miniskirt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
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    Muppet Baby J-Lo.

  17. Casey Batchelor Bikini
    wayner
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    Don, I agree, but don’t they look a little lopsided or something. Closer investigation is definitely needed.

  18. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
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    “Oh so wait. The girl in the yard has her own milkshake?”

  19. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Mellllzy
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    She spends so much time in multiple layers of support garments. She must have some wicked vag flora going on down there. Lady parts need air!

  20. Jeremy Renner Wearing Back Brace Leaving Gym
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    Looks like someone heard Kaley Cuoco was looking for a new crush.

  21. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
    Wayner
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    Fuck, I thought it was Seal.

  22. Casey Batchelor Bikini
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    “Replenish your D cup, madam?”

  23. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
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    Rosetta Stone Ebonics app: “Great work. Now say ‘fo’ shizzle’.”
    Bieber: “For chisel”
    Rosetta Stone Ebonics app: “‘Fo’ shizzle’.”
    Bieber: “Foo chizel”
    Rosetta Stone Ebonics app: “‘Fo’ shizzle’.”
    Bieber: “Fo’ shezzle”
    Rosetta Stone Ebonics app: “Great work. Now say ‘Bling’.”
    Bieber: “Blang…”

  24. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Instagram
    Wayner
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    Don, I agree…and I’m very sad about that…and confused…sigh.

  25. Ashanti Huge Butt BET Awards
    MZ MIZRY
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    *crickets*

  26. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
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    Come on, people. We all read her name as Adrienne Ballon.

  27. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
    Wayner
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    And the sky darkened, the earth convulsed and cracked open…and the four horseman of the Apocalypse were unleashed. The Antichrist had arrived.

  28. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
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    “This is how most girls get a ride home with me.”

  29. Jennifer Lopez Butt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
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    Madonna gained some weight and got a tan.

  30. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    “Sorry everybody, I left the purple light saber next to the Geritol.”

  31. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
    Wayner
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    Well asshole, you wanted fame and fortune. You parlayed a miniscule amount of talent into just that. And now you scream at people for taking your picture. You should get down on your knees and kiss his ass. Fuck you.

    • Imagine having a never-ending army of complete strangers armed with cameras thinking they have every right to violate your personal boundary with impunity, every day. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Really.

      • Your Moms Gunt

        If he can’t handle fame maybe he should move back to Iowa or wherever the hell it is that he’s from. There are no paparazzi there. Fuck him.

  32. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
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    “Perithcope up Up UP, boys!”

  33. Jeremy Renner Wearing Back Brace Leaving Gym
    donkeylicks
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    He knows that he’s just playing a role in the Bourne franchise, right?

  34. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
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    This was moments before the glass of wine got sucked in as well.

  35. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
    donkeylicks
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    Like I always say, never an awkward time get a boner.

  36. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Wayner
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    No wonder Alec is always in a snit. She out on a boat somewhere with Cabana Boy taking pictures of herself in contortions while is in a rage with some meter maid back in New York, wearing clothing he borrowed from Nick Nolte. Life is just not fair!!!

  37. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
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    “Is it live, or is it Memor – OH MY GOD SHUT IT FUCKING OFF!! I DON’T CARE! UNPLUG EVERYTHING!!! IS THAT BLOOD IN MY EARS?! AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!”

  38. Savannah Guthrie Carson Daly The Today Show
    donkeylicks
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    “I should buy a boat.”

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Spandex Pants Butt Bending Over Looking Through Legs
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    Byrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-squeak.

  40. Luci Ford Underboob Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    Drug problem? What drug problem?

  41. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
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    I’ll bet he makes an awesome martini back at the clubhouse

  42. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    I thought Mandela was dead?

  43. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
    Spleen
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    I’d duck too if I sucked as bad as Dr. Phil

  44. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    So he really is Hobbit-sized in real life….

  45. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
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    Just watch, she’s gonna be the last surviving Beatle

  46. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Vlad
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    Hilary: And they thought my ass was big.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    Pics like this make me like JLO a little more each time

  48. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
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    Chris Hansen? Again?

  49. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
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    “Whoa… Will these California earthquakes ever stop?”
    “There’s no earthquake sonny, and this is Vancouver.”
    “Well, I guess the only other explanation is my medication wore off. See you back at the clubhouse bitches!”

  50. Jennifer Lopez Butt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
    MoreMariaNow!!
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    Is it an optical illusion or did she get ass reduction surgery?!?!

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