The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

June 30th, 2014 // 523 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction European premiere and nobody famous is even in those movies anymore. We’ve also got Courtney Love tricking on Lindsay Lohan‘s turf and Joe Jonas sending up the signal for gay Batman.

“Burciaga just paired twill minis with herringbone neck socks, which is so last season. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Oh and bring extra handcuffs. Love you!”

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

superficial

  1. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
    Commented on this photo:

    I was at the Dodgers game this past Saturday. They put his picture and Mila’s on the Jumbotron. He got booed out of the stadium! I chuckled as I sipped my $13 beer.

  2. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Spandex Pants Butt Bending Over Looking Through Legs
    CT
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s the hallway, throw your hotdogs!

  3. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m assuming the location data embedded in the photo indicates this is not her room.

  4. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  5. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there no justice in the world?

  6. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    Commented on this photo:

    Fuck you too Bruce Jenner, do a better job raising your girls.

  7. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
    Commented on this photo:

    “LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK LOOK LOOK!”

  8. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    Hill’s starting to look like one.

  9. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey look at that guy he’s an even bigger douchebag then me!”

    “Ashton that’s your reflection.”

  10. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    “Who has passed the wind? Neither you nor I…”

  11. Claudia Jordan Cleavage Sideboob Legs Slit Dress BET Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s that old J-LO dress from what was it 15 years ago?

  12. Claudia Jordan Cleavage Sideboob Legs Slit Dress BET Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmm Hmmm, that’s right!

  13. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Commented on this photo:

    “Jesus! I was pregnant, what’s your excuse?”

  14. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
    high as fu
    Commented on this photo:

    this is what Madonna would look like if she were aging with grace and dignity.

  15. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
    Commented on this photo:

    If there’s an earthquake, he might actually stand a chance. *gets handed a ticket to hell* BECAUSE THE HOLES WOULD BE TO THE TEE OFF! THAT’S ALL I MEANT! I SWEAR!

  16. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    Commented on this photo:

    In every picture like this, there’s at least a couple dozen black people who desperately wish there were no cameras present.

  17. Savannah Guthrie Carson Daly The Today Show
    Commented on this photo:

    “I used to be hip”

  18. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
    Qmak
    Commented on this photo:

    Paparazzi: “Hey old guy on the right….give us your ‘I’m too old for this shit’ look”

  19. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
    Commented on this photo:

    “Papi, why the piñata make noise? May we hit very hard now?”

  20. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that T.O. far left?

  21. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    Ever see Jonah Hill and Chaz Bono in the same room? No… no you don’t….

  22. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone is getting her money makers prepped.

  23. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s your handicap?

  24. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
    Commented on this photo:

    “Remember that scene from the first ‘Lord of the Rings’ movie where I was in the ruins of an ancient watchtower and the leader of the Nasgul stabbed me with a Morgul blade that almost turned me into a wraith before being healed in Rivendell and meeting back up with Gandalf the Grey?”
    “Um, yes.”
    “I wanna fuck you.”

  25. Pope Francis Meeting Spanish King Felipe VI Queen Letizia
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    “Your wife certainly has a small ass. But when it comes to royal asses Kate’s sister Pippa is about this big.”

  26. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    I wouldn’t stand down wind honey…Chipotle is my life.

  27. Demi Lovato Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Gay Pride Performance
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing like Demi showing off her titties to her gay male fans. Way to know your fanbase.

  28. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, which button allows me too record again? Oh, thanks! Maybe some day I’ll get the hang of making filming something.”

  29. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Joe Jonas….sees what his iPhone did there….

  30. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    Make fun of his Parkinson’s all you want…guy is the best ball washer in the lower 48.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Sausage casing line: mid-thigh.

  32. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    Forever alone…

  33. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    Senility = Pushing an empty shopping cart back to the car when all you bought is a coffee at Starbucks.

  34. Pope Francis Meeting Spanish King Felipe VI Queen Letizia
    Eejut
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, this is exactly where John Paul II cured a small child of polio. Now, if you will excuse me, the BET Awards are starting.

  35. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
    Commented on this photo:

    “SEE?! I’M A DEVOTED FATHER! I OBSERVE ADORABLE CHILD CLOTHES AND POINT THEM OUT SO I CAN VERBALLY CONTEMPLATE BUYING THEM FOR MY FUTURE OFFSPRING! WOULD A DOUCHEBAG DO THAT?!”
    “Well, a douchebag would talk very loud about it.”
    “WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE, STEVE!”

  36. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s good that it’s not a Samsung. Otherwise, he’d freeze, forget what he was going to say, then walk off the stage.

  37. Sharon Stone Nipples No Bra
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    What…are my tits visible? Good…keep that cup turned where everyone can see Pinkberry…I’m not returning that money.

  38. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
    Voice of Reisling
    Commented on this photo:

    Terrible life advice from a hypocrite, only $8!

  39. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she out yoga’d Ireland on instagram. Ireland hasn’t done one of these stupid “See I do yoga.” poses in a long time.

  40. Jeremy Renner Wearing Back Brace Leaving Gym
    Voice of Reisling
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy gave you the key. You’re a big boy, now Remy! You’re a big boy!

  41. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    In 20 years it will be fun to see commercials on TV for ass implant lawsuits. “Do you have silicone butt implants? If so you may be entitled to proceeds from a class action lawsuit.” Hopefully Miss Azalea will have the gumption to take down that number.

  42. Pope Francis Meeting Spanish King Felipe VI Queen Letizia
    Commented on this photo:

    “I like their waist to be just about this big around because it makes my penis look huge!”

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Spandex Pants Butt Bending Over Looking Through Legs
    cajunhawk
    Commented on this photo:

    I see having a modicum of respect for one’s self is not in this year.

  44. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    Voice of Reisling
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a Celebrity Basketball game app?

  45. Pope Francis Meeting Spanish King Felipe VI Queen Letizia
    Commented on this photo:

    You see, this whole Jesus racket has been slipping lately, cause, you know, the internet is keeping us from working over the poor and stupid like we used to, but then I got the idea to act all hippy like,a dn people love us again – we going to exceed our 2Q earnings estimates…

  46. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    You just don’t see enough old white guys wearing this outfit.

  47. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    Commented on this photo:

    The plastic surgeon gave Jenny Bruce, Paula Deen’s tits.

  48. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
    Commented on this photo:

    Is she ever on land?

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    Will.I.Am opens the door for Kim Kardashian on his first day at his new job.

  50. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
    Commented on this photo:

    Dan Synder’s “Original Americans” charity blows its entire endowment on its first outreach program.

Leave A Comment