The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

June 30th, 2014 // 523 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction European premiere and nobody famous is even in those movies anymore. We’ve also got Courtney Love tricking on Lindsay Lohan‘s turf and Joe Jonas sending up the signal for gay Batman.

“Burciaga just paired twill minis with herringbone neck socks, which is so last season. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Oh and bring extra handcuffs. Love you!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    buzz
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    Guy on the left just saw one of JB’s racist videos on TMZ.

  2. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Chateau Marmont
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    Daywalker by L’Oreal: when you want to vamp it up.

  3. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
    Michael
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    How come no one’s posting pics of Ashanti. She’s the only girl at this gala that doesn’t have freaky fuckin’ bolt-ons.

  4. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
    Michael
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    Oh, and I forgot a good joke: 2BB’s (2 Big Bolt-Ons).

  5. Casey Batchelor Bikini
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    I’d bet a year’s salary she’d snorted a mountain of coke.

  6. Ariana Grande Butt Knee High Leather Boots Miniskirt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
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    On the verge of sluttyness. Don’t worry you’ll be there soon Ariana!!

  7. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    Michael
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    And here I thought Nicki Minaj’s ass was horrific.

  8. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
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    If he wants an actual “b” experience, they should drop his pampered ass on Crenshaw Boulevard on a Friday night sans his bodyguards.

  9. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
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    “Michael, you looked a little shaky on the fifth hole…”

    Hell can’t be worse than this Earth. Bring it on, Satan!

  10. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
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    “Megan, could you get out of the picture please?”

  11. Jennifer Lopez Butt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
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    Beyonce just keeps getting whiter.

  12. Courtney Love Bra Panties See Through Dress Chateau Marmont
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    They always return to the scene of the crime.

  13. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    First video I ever seen her in she was licking multiple assholes like a dog with peanut butter on its snout. I just can’t unsee that whenever I look at her.

  14. Ariana Grande Butt Knee High Leather Boots Miniskirt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
    Michael
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    I would eat her little legs whole with dollops of Cool Whip and K1 BBQ suace on top.

  15. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
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    Every Sasquatch must have its Bigfoot hunters.
    It’s like the Sith – always comes as a pair.

  16. Demi Lovato Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Gay Pride Performance
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This pic is making Wilmer V. horny… as soon as Demi and the gay guys get out of the way.

  17. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
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    Another aspiring rapper who is turning his life around.

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Boobs….that’s why

  19. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
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    How dare you post Kong’s age?!
    Kong doesn’t age!
    Kong is immortal!

  20. Tatyana Ali Cleavage BET Awards
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    You misspelled her name. I think it’s Tityana Ali if this picture is any indication.

  21. Pope Francis Meeting Spanish King Felipe VI Queen Letizia
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    “And then I gett-a firm grip on the boy’s hips like-a this…”

  22. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
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    Girl needs to invest in a bra. Gravity spares no one, even The She-man!

  23. Demi Lovato Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Gay Pride Performance
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    When they say “fans”, that’s all of them, everywhere in the world, in one place.

  24. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
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    The kid in the middle: “Who the *fuck* is this ginger pendejo?”

  25. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
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    What’s he filming? Is there a Transformer exploding all over some hot girl’s cleavage?!

  26. Nicki Minaj Butt Panties Fishnets BET Awards
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    I used hate this chick but now I just want to climb up in it. WTF?

  27. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    Mister Gossett! I loved you in The Shawshank Redemption!

  28. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
    asleep .
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    pick a dress that requires one to contemplate a butthole. it’s super effective.

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
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    It’s that new fabric Elon Musk is using for his space shuttle. Apparently Kim is a Beta tester for tensile strength.

  30. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
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    Nice lady. Not!

  31. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
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    Shut the fuck up, Kelso.

  32. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
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    is yelling “AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI-AI” in the mic still considered ‘performing’ for this talentless hag? everywhere she goes she should be shunned.

  33. Luci Ford Underboob Instagram
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    You realise that Luci Ford could murder an entire troop of cute, innocent Girl Scouts with her bare hands and be found “not guilty”, right?

    It’s a wonderful world we live in.

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    [Amazed that 6 responses in a Kelly Brook post go by with none from Zaloog. Must be on vacation.]

  35. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    Fake Yoga Instructor Pose #49: the Floating Trophy Wife.

  36. Casey Batchelor Bikini
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    Jumblies

  37. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    dreamcrusher
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    Hilary took Rodney’s advice. If you want to look thin hang out with fat people.

    How’s that diet coming Jonah? You can almost hear his arteries filling with lard before they eventually burst.

  38. Rose McGowan Nipples No Bra See Through Tank Top Chateau Marmont
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    In a forgiveable continuity error, Rodriguez has relocated the machine guns for Planet Terror 2.

  39. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
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    “My bad Hilary, I had a triple decker Pastrami Burger for 4th meal last night.”

  40. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
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    “Hey now!”

  41. Tatyana Ali Cleavage BET Awards
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    Fuck work, it’s FAPPING TIME!

  42. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
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    I AM…ZORRO!

    Aw goddamnit I ferget mah mask *again*.

  43. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
    dreamcrusher
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    Not the girl you want to bring home to mama. Unless mama wants to do anal.

  44. Tatyana Ali Cleavage BET Awards
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    What a knock out… (see what I did there?)

  45. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
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    Upon first glance, I thought this was a Will Ferrell bit.

  46. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Jake
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    Hobby Lobby may take away the free Pill, but photoshop and Boobs are keeping my seed from finding purchase!

  47. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    You know he’s got “Hover Hand” around her butt.

  48. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
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    Birthdays are irrelevant when a black hole is tearing at the very fabric of time and space right before our eyes.

  49. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
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    I’m sure his excuse is that he’s putting on weight for his next role

  50. Claudia Jordan Cleavage Sideboob Legs Slit Dress BET Awards
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    Wow.

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