The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.30.14

June 30th, 2014 // 523 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which is pretty BET Awards heavy, not only because Chris Brown got shit-faced afterwards and basically had to be carried to his car (Probation, what’s probation?), but also because it was the only notable celebrity event that happened this weekend aside from the Transformers: Age Of Extinction European premiere and nobody famous is even in those movies anymore. We’ve also got Courtney Love tricking on Lindsay Lohan‘s turf and Joe Jonas sending up the signal for gay Batman.

“Burciaga just paired twill minis with herringbone neck socks, which is so last season. Some men just want to watch the world burn. Oh and bring extra handcuffs. Love you!”

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Ronaldo
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    Cant blame Hilary for making that face.

  2. Nicki Minaj Butt Panties Fishnets BET Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Her best side

  3. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    Frodo’s planning on taking the back way into the shore tonight.

  4. Dr Phil Holding Bottle In Brown Bag Craigs Valet
    Ronaldo
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    Not one bit surprised. I knew eventually he end up as a homeless drunk.

  5. Hilaria Baldwin Butt Bikini Yoga Post On Boat Instagram
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    Now open your mouth…

  6. Yoko Ono Sroke Face Glastonbury Festival
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    She’s the headliner for “Dissonance 2014.”

  7. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
    Ronaldo
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    Check check

  8. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
    Ronaldo
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    Kids, this here is a British clown. Laugh at him

  9. Jennifer Lopez Butt 1035 KTU KTUphoria
    Ronaldo
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    I hit that. Multiple times

  10. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Dbag
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    Beauty and the Beast

  11. Kate Moss Bikini
    Ronaldo
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    How the mighty has fallen

  12. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Geez… some people consider “Nice Rack” a compliment.

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress
    buzz
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    Looks like she wearing a broken condom.

  14. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
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    Joe Jonas inventing the meta-selfie.

  15. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
    Ronaldo
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    Her breasts are coming up nicely. She must be pleased.

  16. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
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    I think we need to accept the fact that Jonah has eaten Leo. I surmise that he hired an impostor to go on yachts with hot women.
    It’s the only explanation.

  17. Ashton Kutcher Freaking Out On Paparazzi
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    Such an A-hole

  18. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
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    Anyone care to expedite their trip to hell?

  19. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
    Dbag
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    He looks happy. Looks like rehab and jail time has really transformed him.

  20. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Spandex Pants Butt Bending Over Looking Through Legs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I can see long and skinny wood.

  21. Jeremy Renner Wearing Back Brace Leaving Gym
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    “No penis is gonna penetrate my chest… Unless I want it to”

  22. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
    Short Round
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    In some strange, disturbed way they look good together. One looks like a pervert, the other is. Can it be love?

  23. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Kelly Brook is all that’s good and pure in the world

  24. Elijah Wood Sasha Grey Open Windows Photo Call
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    His smirk says “I’ve masturbated to your movies”
    Her smirk says “I know”

  25. Bruce Jenner Flipping Off Paparazzi
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    She has a better body than Lena Dunham

  26. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
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    “Now you listen to me, Jamal. If Justin asks you to come play at his house and hold stuff for him, you RUN!!!”

  27. French Montana Hugging Khloe Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Tight Dress 30th Birthday Party
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    Did she inhale?

  28. Justin Bieber Looking At Cellphone On Bench BET Experience Celebrity Basketball Game
    Dbag
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    Beibs is defintly in his element. At a basketball game for the BET event and surrounded by his people.

  29. Nicki Minaj Butt Panties Fishnets BET Awards
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    Nice SuperBass.

  30. Savannah Guthrie Carson Daly The Today Show
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    Carson sniffs his finger and concluded that he wasn’t dreaming, that really just happened.

  31. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What’s the opposite of upskirt… downshaft?

  32. Prince Harry Santiago Chile Daycare Center
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    So…. he’ll have them all enslaved by lunch?

  33. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
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    “Which button adds the explosions?”

  34. Casey Batchelor Bikini
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    Damn.

  35. Demi Lovato Cleavage Bra Open Blouse Gay Pride Performance
    Dbag
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    Well, she does look remarkably transgender.

  36. Adrienne Bailon Squeezing Boobs Together BET Awards
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    Those are new…

  37. Michael Bay Taking Selfie Transformers Age of Extinction Eurpoean Premiere Berlin
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    …in related thinking, Instagram should totally do a Michael Bay explosions filter.

  38. Tatyana Ali Cleavage BET Awards
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    Sweet Baby Jesus in the Mahogany Manger!!

  39. Michael J Fox Annul Golf Tournament
    cuddles
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    How the hell did they get a photo where his arms weren’t all blurry?

  40. Chris Brown Drunk Being Carried By Assistants BET After Party
    buzz
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    I don’t think that was the threesome Chris Brown was expecting that night.

  41. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    Great… Now all I can picture is an F-16 crashing to the ground along with my childhood movie memories…

  42. Louis Gossett Jr Crazy Clothes BET Awards
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    ok ok, jeez. I’ll get a Capital One card.

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    That’s a very good but rather old photo of Miss Brook. Nothing wrong with revisiting history, I suppose.

  44. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
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    “If I hold my phone up like this, no one will notice me touching myself.”

  45. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Michael
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    She’s a phenomenal beauty, but why is she posting retro pics?

  46. Joe Jonas Polka Dot Shirt Holding Up Cell Phone At Kenzo Fashion Show Paris
    Dbag
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    The pink collar isn’t helping his cause

  47. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
    Michael
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    Holy shit, Chris Christie!

  48. Tatyana Ali Cleavage BET Awards
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    Damnit Ashley, do you wanna give Carlton a heart attack with that outfit!?

  49. Jonah Hill Hilary Duff
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    “Ok, just get through this, just get through this, just get through this…just once and then he said he’d get me into the audition with Leo…doing it for the role…for the role..omg breathe breathe breathe….”

  50. Iggy Azalea Butt Booty Shorts iHeart Radio Ultimate Pool Party
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    I would set up show on that ass and never leave…

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