get outta the way, I’m starving!!
I used to masturbate to Charles In Charge.
I knew she was getting heavy, but seriously, wtf???
This one is good:
Now she’s ‘Large and In Charge’.
I used to masturbate to her…but if Charles was your thing then more power to ya.
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I always thought she was hotter than Pam back then.
@ congress is out for lunch fuck can’t watch the clip in my country
Very funny! And i dont care if you have her birth certificate on hand, thats not Nicole Eggert
Not sure if you’re trying to be witty or what, but she was recently on the show “Celebrity Fit Club” for a reason. And you could see this starting in her photoshoot for FHM in 2001.
No really, just Google her and you’ll see the “large” timeline.
That said, just doesn’t actually look *this* bad, this is just a really, really horrible shot and/or outfit. She’s still a shadow of what she used to be though.
It’s just a bad shirt and a weird angle right?
The time is SO right for a new Baywatch reunion show!
SyFy channel execs saw this image and immediately started planning their new movie GuardZilla.
I used to think she was the most.
Now, not so much
Shes the >most< SOMETHING…
“Avast! We’re gonna need a bigger boat!” Go ahead and try to take her down Japanese whalers! I dare ya!
holy fucking hell!! man she used to be fine as fuck too
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow! And to think I had so many wank’s over her in the 90′s.
I don’t remember seeing her in Baywatch. Who did she play, the buoy?
She was the killer whale seagoers needed to be saved from.
Is there at least a baby somewhere in there?
In her left hand is a giant goblet, one she plans on using to trap Peter Dinklage for a mid afternoon snack.
wow they finally took pics of a female bigfoot.
I must have missed the episode of Baywatch with the beached whale.
“I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!”
Thank you for turning my tears of disillusionment to tears of laughter.
Fat people and the Stay Puft marshmallow man line from Ghostbusters. Yes, this is very original.
I love it!
No fucking way.
You know why marriage is scary? I will show you why marriage is scary.
damn. thats fucked up, god.
She’s pregnant and already has two children (as far as I’m aware). Of course she’s going to look bigger than her Baywatch days.
“she’s going to look bigger than her Baywatch days”
No, she’s going to look bigger than ALL of the Baywatch days combined, along with whatever sea creatures were lurking in the water during the time that show was filmed…
She’s going to look bigger than her Charles in Charge days…and her nights.
nice like me a piece of that
wow…she used to be so hot. What was that movie she was in with Corey Haim? Something “Getaway”….she was smoking in that. So sad…but nice nips! :)
“Blown Away” had both Coreys
Baywatch? More like SASQUATCH!
Wha? She looks like the monster that ate the television. :S
My spank bank from the 80′s just had it’s own 9/11…..
She’s pregnant, tards.
take away the pregnant…she’s still fucking HUGE
She better have 12 babies in there or it’s V that’s the tard!
Being pregnant is no excuse to get that fat.
For sure. She’s a scary Beast!!!
Has Kevin Federline been working out?
Still hotter than Khloe.
She looks like she’s on the Kirstie Alley diet…she looks like she ate Kirstie Alley.
Eating for two, or eating for TLC’s Duggars? – 25 & Counting ( or something like that )…..
Don’t act like you don’t know how many Duggars there are. Most people know but nobody wants to admit it. 19 fucking kids.
What’s a Duggar?
One of the fantasies of my youth!! Gone, GONE!
(immediately gets out Cobra Terror Dome and starts playing with Storm Shadow)
Obviously Charles was not in charge of her diet.
I got AOL back in, like, ’92 or ’93.
One of the first things I ever got from the “pics” or “celebs” room was a screen cap of her from “Blown Away”.
That one picture took almost ten minutes to download.
It taught me all I needed to know about the internet.
Today, I learn that lesson again.
Ignorance is bliss.
Rosie O’Donnell put on a few pounds. Those nipples are like thumbs.
I blame The Hoff and his delicious floor burgers.
She would eat you whole.
Look! Down in the street! It ate a bird! It ate a plane! It’s Super Fat-Woman!
Dr. Peter Venkman: “What did you do, Ray?!”
I so want them to re-film the running sequence from the opening of Baywatch, with one of those super high-speed cameras they use on Mythbusters. I will die laughing.
She actually is planning to do a Baywatch Reunion show, with one small revision, they are just changing her character’s name from Summer to Sumo.
Ha! That was good.
It’s probly the baby fat.. she should stop eating them. No matter how good Fat Bastard says they are.
Wow, did this chick EAT Nicole Eggert? Baywatch babe, nom nom nom!
So that’s what Kirstie Alley did with all her extra weight!
Nicole Eggert. Trailer park edition.
That’s the creature that ate Nicole Eggert.
“That’s a HUGE bitch”
She’s pregnant…right?? Like, really, really, REALLY pregnant?
I don’t think it’s weird angles so much as she’s smuggling a Snuffalufagus under her shirt.
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Former Baywatch star Nicole Eggert in Los Angeles. (June 25, 2011)