Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.
It’s all very official over here,
- Photo Boy
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“And this is my anal face…ohmmm”
“Olivia, how many time do I have to deny you, sugar?”
Ah! Benny Hill in drag, always a laugh riot!
What’s up lettuce tits?
But the nose and tan look real.
you forgot to add teeth. they’re real too.
mmm hair looks like candy
My grandpas warned me about aliens taking human form.
I’m starting to think she just has nipples sewn into all of her clothes.
She was the original prototype for the batsuit from Batman Forever.
There goes Olivia, bein’ all racist again!
woof
…as played by Vanessa Bayer from SNL.
Tendons are IN!
Looking exactly like Ricky Martin probably isn’t the best way to stop those rumors.
ewwwwwwwww
Wear a bra already, grandma! Sheesh!
Stand up, you filthy hooker. No one wants to see your crusty drawers.
“I hate myself, I love myself, I hate myself, I love myself..”
chick he’s looking at must have epic tits,
wish she’d turn around
No you don’t. It’s Snooki.
The tan, boobs, nose and hair may not all be real, but at least that’s a real gay guy behind her.
There’s always a gay Keifer Sutherland in the background saying it all with the eyes…
My favorite thing. 60 year olds, naked.
The circus is in town!
(and yes, the clowns are still scary…)
Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does.
♪ I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter..
lol @ the carrot
That picture boils my carrot.
She’s gonna be surprised if that carrot hits the wrong stretch mark.
I she promised to go cross-eyed when she was blowing me, I’d do her.
With those thighs, she could ride cowgirl for hours without getting tired. The cross-eyed thing would be a great way to finish.
Fake tits. Dissappointing.
Crap spelling. Disssapointing.
Tiny penis. Dissapppppppointing. Is that better, cockface?
And then I blow on the foam ball and, voila, it comes out of my pocket! Take that David Blaine!
She’s wearing too much… no, not make up, not jewelry, oh yeah… clothes!
Good thing this was on BBC Radio
There are more realistic looking inflatable sex dolls out there.
And I’m talking the cheaper ones.
Something tells me Photo Boy has alot of MILF p0rn sites saved in his favorites folder
You say that like it’s a bad thing
I’d be her yoga mat any time. Get it? I mean I would lie down on the floor and let her crawl all over me.
yes we get it
now go eat your soup, its getting cold
Listen, you little whippersnapper…my comment was a hoot! A real kneeslapper. Now why don’t you go drink your Red Bull. It’s getting warm.
What fire!
You and FanGirl should hook up.
and get offa my lawn…
first time she looks asian
Matt…you rike a rittle sucky sucky.
Kim Kardashian could give her pointers on handling those.
Dr. Zaius, lookin’ good.
Thought it was Terry Hatcher first.
“Talk to the left tit cos the right tit ain’t listening”
Since she suck so terribly, terribly hard as a vocalist, I guess she decided to pack on a few and go for the ‘Adele’ look for credibility.
Not working.
Home alone!
If you’re blue and you don’t know
where to go to why don’t you go
where fashion sits…
Puttin’ on the Ritz
And if you get this, you’re fucking old like me.
Nothing will ever top this. Nothing.
While I recognize the reference to the pop song, I don’t “get” this.
I thought he looked like Taco from the video. Kind of a douchey 1930s style queer fella.
Yeah, y’know, I had a feeling you were going for the Taco reference. Of course, he didn’t write the song, it was just a cover. And let’s face it—Taco’s not worth remembering.
…whatever, the taco version is fucking kick ass. always has been, always will be.
It’s a Young Frankenstein reference. Study the classics, you young pukes.
The line is, “What knockers!” So much for your ability to study.
The film was referenced. I knew it was a classic. I was a “c” student, but clearly you were not. So go to to the head of the class. Oh, and don’t forget to remind the teacher that she didn’t give us our homework assignments today.
“Puttin’ on the Ritz” is not a Young Frankenstein reference, though the song was sung by the monster in the movie–one of several versions of the song sung since its conception.
My high school prom’s theme song
Camel juice to go with camel toe
That gas nozzle was pointing straight up until she came along.
He has a “Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel room” look on his face.
“Heee! I’ve got lettuce on my udders! Get it? It means, uhh… eat more salad! I mean… don’t drink milk! Orrrr…. don’t kill cows? Fuck a carrot? Anyone? Help me out here…”
“Very convincing sir. I totally thought you were your crackhead son, and not your impossibly geriatric father for once.”
his dad is older than shit and had a stroke yet This is the one who looks like a zombie
Kirk Douglas was on Bill Maher the other night. He’s 95 years old and funny as can be. Funny “ha-ha,” not funny “peculiar.”
Remoldy old ho
If I was a weird cannibal murderer, I wouldn’t kill her because I bet she is all tough and gristly. So that’s one threat she doesn’t have to worry about. Oh and boners. She doesn’t have to worry about boners either.
Forgive her for looking so terrible. She broke all the mirrors in her house a looooong time ago.
Well at least his hands are where we can see them for a change.
Butter Face is not Vegan!