The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.25.12

June 25th, 2012 // 554 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.

It’s all very official over here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    Deacon Jones
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    “And this is my anal face…ohmmm”

    “Olivia, how many time do I have to deny you, sugar?”

  2. Prince Charles Laughing Queen Elizabeth Hospital
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    Ah! Benny Hill in drag, always a laugh riot!

  3. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
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    What’s up lettuce tits?

  4. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    Contusion
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    But the nose and tan look real.

  5. Joe Manganiello Magic Mike Premiere
    FanGirl
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    mmm hair looks like candy

  6. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Lake Inferior
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    My grandpas warned me about aliens taking human form.

  7. Sharon Stone Nipples Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m starting to think she just has nipples sewn into all of her clothes.

  8. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    lpdub
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    There goes Olivia, bein’ all racist again!

  9. Sharon Stone Nipples Legs Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    woof

  10. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    Contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    …as played by Vanessa Bayer from SNL.

  11. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Tendons are IN!

  12. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Looking exactly like Ricky Martin probably isn’t the best way to stop those rumors.

  13. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    FanGirl
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    ewwwwwwwww

  14. Sharon Stone Nipples Legs Minidress
    Johnny P!
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    Wear a bra already, grandma! Sheesh!

  15. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    kimmykimkim
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    Stand up, you filthy hooker. No one wants to see your crusty drawers.

  16. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    “I hate myself, I love myself, I hate myself, I love myself..”

  17. Joe Manganiello Magic Mike Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    chick he’s looking at must have epic tits,
    wish she’d turn around

  18. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    DeucePickle
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    The tan, boobs, nose and hair may not all be real, but at least that’s a real gay guy behind her.

  19. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    There’s always a gay Keifer Sutherland in the background saying it all with the eyes…

  20. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    kimmykimkim
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    My favorite thing. 60 year olds, naked.

  21. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    Johnny P!
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    The circus is in town!
    (and yes, the clowns are still scary…)

  22. Lacey Schwimmer Legs Romper
    DeucePickle
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    Spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does.

  23. Joe Manganiello Magic Mike Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    ♪ I’m a firestarter, twisted firestarter..

  24. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    FanGirl
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    lol @ the carrot

  25. Lacey Schwimmer Legs Romper
    Deacon Jones
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    I she promised to go cross-eyed when she was blowing me, I’d do her.

    • With those thighs, she could ride cowgirl for hours without getting tired. The cross-eyed thing would be a great way to finish.

  26. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    kimmykimkim
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    Fake tits. Dissappointing.

  27. Prince Charles Laughing Queen Elizabeth Hospital
    Contusion
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    And then I blow on the foam ball and, voila, it comes out of my pocket! Take that David Blaine!

  28. Jayde Nicole Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Lake Inferior
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    She’s wearing too much… no, not make up, not jewelry, oh yeah… clothes!

  29. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    DeucePickle
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    Good thing this was on BBC Radio

  30. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    There are more realistic looking inflatable sex dolls out there.
    And I’m talking the cheaper ones.

  31. Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Yacht
    Deacon Jones
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    Something tells me Photo Boy has alot of MILF p0rn sites saved in his favorites folder

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Camel Toe Yoga Pants
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    I’d be her yoga mat any time. Get it? I mean I would lie down on the floor and let her crawl all over me.

  33. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    FanGirl
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    first time she looks asian

  34. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Kim Kardashian could give her pointers on handling those.

  35. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Taylor
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    Dr. Zaius, lookin’ good.

  36. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    Lake Inferior
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    Thought it was Terry Hatcher first.

  37. Seth Green Clare Grant Robot Chicken Art Show
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “Talk to the left tit cos the right tit ain’t listening”

  38. Lana Del Rey Panty Flash Upskirt
    Johnny P!
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    Since she suck so terribly, terribly hard as a vocalist, I guess she decided to pack on a few and go for the ‘Adele’ look for credibility.
    Not working.

  39. David Beckham
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Home alone!

  40. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
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    If you’re blue and you don’t know
    where to go to why don’t you go
    where fashion sits…
    Puttin’ on the Ritz

    And if you get this, you’re fucking old like me.

  41. Alessandra Ambrosio Camel Toe Yoga Pants
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    Camel juice to go with camel toe

  42. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
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    That gas nozzle was pointing straight up until she came along.

  43. Joe Manganiello Magic Mike Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He has a “Kobe Bryant in a Colorado hotel room” look on his face.

  44. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Heee! I’ve got lettuce on my udders! Get it? It means, uhh… eat more salad! I mean… don’t drink milk! Orrrr…. don’t kill cows? Fuck a carrot? Anyone? Help me out here…”

  45. Michael Douglas Dyed Hair
    The Pope
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    “Very convincing sir. I totally thought you were your crackhead son, and not your impossibly geriatric father for once.”

  46. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Remoldy old ho

  47. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
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    If I was a weird cannibal murderer, I wouldn’t kill her because I bet she is all tough and gristly. So that’s one threat she doesn’t have to worry about. Oh and boners. She doesn’t have to worry about boners either.

  48. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
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    Forgive her for looking so terrible. She broke all the mirrors in her house a looooong time ago.

  49. David Beckham
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    Well at least his hands are where we can see them for a change.

  50. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Butter Face is not Vegan!

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