The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.25.12

June 25th, 2012 // 554 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.

It’s all very official over here,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jason Priestley
    Patch
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    Bahahahahaha! Brenda IS a ROBOT!!!

  2. Michael Douglas Dyed Hair
    Lake Inferior
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    Yeah, I thought I was dead too. Imagine my surpise!

  3. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    neo
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    STUPID BITCH

  4. Shakira Cleavage Gold Dress Balcony
    DeucePickle
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    Loved her in Titanic

  5. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    neo
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    WHAT THE FUCK

  6. Shakira Cleavage Gold Dress Balcony
    kimmykimkim
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    Don’t sing. Just stand there and look pretty. Your voice sucks.

  7. David Beckham
    neo
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    Seriously, when did he become mexican!

  8. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
    GeorgeWBush
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    She’s probably thinking its been a long time since she got pumped

  9. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    neo
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    Who me? Yea I am douche

  10. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    neo
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    she is getting whiter every week

  11. David Beckham
    Johnny P!
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    “This is what my wife’s face looks like after her latest lift”.

  12. Chloe Simms Cleavage Fake Tan Tight Dress
    Buttman
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    Obvious fake tits are obvious.

  13. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    neo
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    crypt keeper has stlyz wit a z

  14. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
    Contusion
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    The sort of cute girl from down at Orange Julius got knocked up.

  15. Jason Priestley
    neo
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    HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, YES IM THAT GUY FROM 90210

  16. Shakira Cleavage Gold Dress Balcony
    Contusion
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    Now that’s a low railing.

  17. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    No you’re orange, No you’re orange, No you’re orange…Allllright

  18. David Beckham
    Contusion
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    And see, if I pull my face down like this, I look like one of the Baldwin brothers.

  19. Victoria Eisermann Naked Lettuce Pasties PETA
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Lets not worry about what we had for lunch and just focus on keeping it down.

  20. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    neo
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    WOW SO MUCH GOING ON HERE, FROM THE ARM STRETCH MARKS TO VEINS BURSTING FROM HER FOREHEAD

  21. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Early'sDrunkenArmy
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    Damnit where is He-Man and that cat when you need them.

  22. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    Contusion
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    Even Kate Gosselin knows here 15 minutes are up.

  23. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it normal to have 37 tendons holding your head on?

  24. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    neo
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    FUGLY ASS TROLL

  25. Prince Charles Laughing Queen Elizabeth Hospital
    Johnny P!
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    Woman: “We’ve got some lovely cakes for you, and I’ve sampled ‘em all to make sure they’re safe!”
    Charles: ***cough! (fat commoner) cough!***
    Army lads: “Haw! Haw! Haw!”

  26. Reese Witherspoon Cleavage Pregnant Belly
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    Speaking of Gene Siskel, I see Roger Ebert is ailing as a result of surgeries that removed most of his lower jaw. Who could we get to donate some of theirs to help him out? Someone with excessive chin. Any ideas?

  27. Prince Charles Laughing Queen Elizabeth Hospital
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Meanwhile, in Germany, there’s a collective thought bubble: “How the fuck did we lose TWO wars to those pansies?”

  28. Jason Priestley
    DeucePickle
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    “…and they’re calling it Battleship ?”

  29. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    Contusion
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    “Oh…the end of the line is down this way?”

  30. David Beckham
    CtF
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    Edward James Olmos circa Blade Runner?

  31. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    FanGirl
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    Hot :)

  32. Ed Westwick Perv Stache
    Johnny P!
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    What a stupid fucking pose.

  33. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
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    Susan Lucci is 112 years old.

  34. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know what bothers me more… the face, the neck, or the ugly pants that probably cost more than I earned last month.

  35. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    take that, Brooke Shields

  36. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples
    kimmykimkim
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    Still don’t know. Still don’t care.

  37. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    JPC
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    At first, I thought the caption said “Wienersville.”

  38. Seth Green Clare Grant Robot Chicken Art Show
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    What look is he going for? Scottish Fidel Castro?

  39. Cameron Diaz Sunglasses Gas Pump
    FanGirl
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    hhahaha

  40. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    Lake Inferior
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    C’mon Matt! Kiss me or punch me. I’ll enjoy either.

  41. Buttman

    Chin Chinnery, Chin Chinnery Chin, Chin Charoo! You chin with me and I’ll chin with you!

  42. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    This woman is the epitomy of a “bitch”.

    If she ever copped an attitude with me I’d slap that look so fast off her face she’d shit her pants.

  43. Susan Lucci Old Cleavage
    Contusion
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    At first I thought it was a pop-up ad for one of those apps that adds 20 years to your photo.

  44. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    theoriginal LJ
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    I take it this was just before her audition for AMCs “The Walking Dead”?

  45. Rihanna Nipples No Bra See Through Dress
    JPC
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    Does all of her jewelry have her name in it?

  46. Nicki Minaj Leather Cone Bra Pink Hair
    kimmykimkim
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    Hate this bitch. Passionately.

    • Crissy

      Ugh! I couldn’t give you thumb up, but I SOOOOOO HATE THIS WOMAN TOOOOOO! More than Lady Gaga!

      • kimmykimkim

        Crissy, be my best friend. I will overlook the fact that you hate gaga, because you hate Minaj more. So, let’s go shopping!

  47. Jennifer Lawrence Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Boo. Kate Winslet gets naked in all her movies. Is Jennifer to good for that?

  48. Matthew McConaughey Olivia Munn Magic Mike Premiere Afterparty
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Olivia, trying to impress Mathew with her awesome sucking skills, missed her desired target and instead pulled his entire tuxedo jacket into her mouth.

  49. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Sun Dress
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    Her competition is Octomom and she’s gaining fast.

  50. Donatella Versace Fake Tan Neck Veins Mens Fashion Week Milan
    Mickey01232000
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    Now we know what happened to the Crypt Keeper.

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