Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, living up to it’s usual sizable girth and not just because Joe Manganiello can smell this one’s already been marked. We’ve also got Kate Gosselin at the happiest we’ve ever seen her, Michael Douglas and Just For Men taking elderly pimpin’ to the next level, and ok Nicki Minaj, we get it, you’re the black Madonna, so just reveal your fangs, or insatiable bloodlust and we’ll go ahead and finalize the paperwork.
It’s all very official over here,
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Bahahahahaha! Brenda IS a ROBOT!!!
Yeah, I thought I was dead too. Imagine my surpise!
STUPID BITCH
Loved her in Titanic
WHAT THE FUCK
Don’t sing. Just stand there and look pretty. Your voice sucks.
you seen that video (its black n white and in spanish) where she walks across the table using her buttcheeks?
I thumbs downed your post for not providing the link. now, off to google ‘shakira walking across a table with her butt’.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsp_8Lm1eSk
That’s what I call muscle tone!
Seriously, when did he become mexican!
When he moved to L.A. of course
She’s probably thinking its been a long time since she got pumped
Who me? Yea I am douche
she is getting whiter every week
Maybe eventually she’ll just disappear.. wouldn’t that be nice? I think so.
“This is what my wife’s face looks like after her latest lift”.
Obvious fake tits are obvious.
crypt keeper has stlyz wit a z
The sort of cute girl from down at Orange Julius got knocked up.
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU, YES IM THAT GUY FROM 90210
Now that’s a low railing.
No you’re orange, No you’re orange, No you’re orange…Allllright
And see, if I pull my face down like this, I look like one of the Baldwin brothers.
I thought he was doing an impersonation of his wife
Lets not worry about what we had for lunch and just focus on keeping it down.
Oh god. I had macaroni cheese.
WOW SO MUCH GOING ON HERE, FROM THE ARM STRETCH MARKS TO VEINS BURSTING FROM HER FOREHEAD
In addition to your caps lock getting stuck.
Damnit where is He-Man and that cat when you need them.
Even Kate Gosselin knows here 15 minutes are up.
Is it normal to have 37 tendons holding your head on?
It is if you’re a 405 year old vampire.
FUGLY ASS TROLL
Woman: “We’ve got some lovely cakes for you, and I’ve sampled ‘em all to make sure they’re safe!”
Charles: ***cough! (fat commoner) cough!***
Army lads: “Haw! Haw! Haw!”
Speaking of Gene Siskel, I see Roger Ebert is ailing as a result of surgeries that removed most of his lower jaw. Who could we get to donate some of theirs to help him out? Someone with excessive chin. Any ideas?
Thread ends here. LMAO
Meanwhile, in Germany, there’s a collective thought bubble: “How the fuck did we lose TWO wars to those pansies?”
No one can defeat the Armed Forces of the Crown Royal Cupcake Squad!
“…and they’re calling it Battleship ?”
“Oh…the end of the line is down this way?”
Edward James Olmos circa Blade Runner?
Hot :)
On what planet?
What a stupid fucking pose.
Susan Lucci is 112 years old.
Time for her to hit the immortality potion again.
I don’t know what bothers me more… the face, the neck, or the ugly pants that probably cost more than I earned last month.
The face. Definitely, the face.
It’s the face, man – but the pants thing comes in a very close second.
take that, Brooke Shields
Still don’t know. Still don’t care.
Is this Joey’s sister?
At first, I thought the caption said “Wienersville.”
What look is he going for? Scottish Fidel Castro?
“Och, I’m a Marxist Leninist and I’ll be one until the last day of me life.”
hhahaha
C’mon Matt! Kiss me or punch me. I’ll enjoy either.
Chin Chinnery, Chin Chinnery Chin, Chin Charoo! You chin with me and I’ll chin with you!
This woman is the epitomy of a “bitch”.
If she ever copped an attitude with me I’d slap that look so fast off her face she’d shit her pants.
yeah, ’cause slapping a woman is ALWAYS the right thing to do. fucktard.
In her case I think we should make an exception.
Watching that show actually made me feel bad for Jon. And that’s quite an accomplishment.
At first I thought it was a pop-up ad for one of those apps that adds 20 years to your photo.
I take it this was just before her audition for AMCs “The Walking Dead”?
Does all of her jewelry have her name in it?
Hate this bitch. Passionately.
Ugh! I couldn’t give you thumb up, but I SOOOOOO HATE THIS WOMAN TOOOOOO! More than Lady Gaga!
Crissy, be my best friend. I will overlook the fact that you hate gaga, because you hate Minaj more. So, let’s go shopping!
Boo. Kate Winslet gets naked in all her movies. Is Jennifer to good for that?
Olivia, trying to impress Mathew with her awesome sucking skills, missed her desired target and instead pulled his entire tuxedo jacket into her mouth.
Her competition is Octomom and she’s gaining fast.
I would love to watch her masturbate. She’d be all angry about the pickle that her vagina got her into and that would result in some good angry vagina flogging. But that’s just me.
Wait—if she’s masturbating, shouldn’t you mean “the pickle that got into her vagina”?
Yeah, but something tells me it was more of a gherkin in the case of Jon.
Now we know what happened to the Crypt Keeper.