The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.24.13

June 24th, 2013 // 535 Comments

“Heidi would never do this unless I dressed up like a robo- YOU’RE LEAVING FINGERPRINTS!!” – Seal

Welcome to an enormous Monday’s The Crap We Missed. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to find enough fuckery to max one of these galleries out, so I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor, because yes, I’ve somehow made a job out of, “Ha! He looks like this now?” *posts to Internet* Anyway, inside you’ll find Channing Tatum losing at least 50% of whatever he’ll earn for the rest of his life, Kobe Bryant and his boys scoping out some dark alleys, Nicole Murphy teaching her daughter about how jobs are for the unattractive and holy shit, Amanda Bynes has a time machine!

And now “The Great Ugly Asian Magazine Editor Slaughter Of 1957″ makes perfect sense…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Olivia Wilde Nipples No Bra
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    Niperiffic, old boy.
    Indeed.

  2. Alicia Silverstone Baby Bump Spandex Outfit
    Hugh Evers
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    Now I remember what makes her so hot… Pictures from 1995.

  3. Cacee Cobb Pregnant Donald Faison Sympathy Weight Gain
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    Please tell me I’m not looking at a pregnant woman with a bellybutton piercing.

  4. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
    caley
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    “This is the last time you drive your stupid Ferrari down my street, Bieber!”

  5. Yvonne Strahovski Butt Skinny Jeans Walking Dog
    Odbarc
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    All dogs lift their legs to pee.

  6. Eric Dane Leg Stretch Working Out With Trainer
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    “Look at it!”
    “No”
    “Look at it or you’re not getting paid!”
    “No”

  7. Verne Troyer The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    “I have to be *how* tall? DAMMIT!”

  8. Cacee Cobb Pregnant Donald Faison Sympathy Weight Gain
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    Who and who???

  9. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    This is a video of her performing.

  10. Verne Troyer The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Verne saw the cannon and new he was not merely invited to the festivities but he was actually part of them…

  11. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
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    The Pope
    350 children
    Railing
    …ahh wait, there’s a joke here somewhere

  12. Ashley Fink Kissing Seth Green 3rd Annual 24 Hour Plays Los Angeles
    Odbarc
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    Chris and Meg Griffon.

  13. Gerard Depardieu Mini Scooter Russia
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    No matter how famous you were before, you always start your career in the Russian Mafia at the bottom.

  14. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
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    I think this is the lady that advises you that, if you are a smoker, it would be a good idea to make a video of yourself talking in your current voice, reading a children’s book to your as-of-yet unborn grandchildren, so they can hear what you sound like without that cancer machine embedded in your throat.

  15. David Beckham Smiling Victoria Beckham Scowling China Central Television
    caley
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    Every subsequent photo of Victoria Beckham looks like her last-known photograph.

  16. Shia LaBeouf Army Shorts Boots Mia Goth Cameltoe Short Shorts
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    I didn’t know there was hipster Jogging.

  17. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    I’m waiting for Chris Hansen to appear from underwater..

  18. Yvonne Strahovski Butt Skinny Jeans Walking Dog
    caley
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    Even the dog doesn’t know who she is: “Ruff, ruff, is that Ireland Baldwin?! I’m out of here!”

  19. Kobe Bryant On Balcony Friends On Cellphones
    yoop
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    just a hunch but I’m guessing the dude on the far left plays rugby

  20. Gerard Depardieu Mini Scooter Russia
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    Bond. Lames Bond.

  21. Alicia Silverstone Baby Bump Spandex Outfit
    caley
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    “Oh God, if I don’t find a kid to throw up in the next few minutes…”

  22. Ireland Baldwin Butt Instagram
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    She smokes so much weed

  23. Pope Francis Greeting Crowd Of Children Vatican Railway Station
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    All aboard to Hogwarts!

  24. Barry Pepper Long Hair The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Someone’s been having too much unprotected sex!

  25. Shia LaBeouf Army Shorts Boots Mia Goth Cameltoe Short Shorts
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    Is… Are… Are they prancing?!?!?!

  26. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    I’d take my chances and swim to shore if I were you. She looks like she has cooties.

  27. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Matthew Rutler
    caley
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    Shirt should read “Eat fast, cuz it won’t last…if you invite Xtina to dinner at your house.” but there wasn’t enough room.

  28. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    She made this face because I just walked into the back of the room

  29. Kobe Bryant On Balcony Friends On Cellphones
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    Junior Dos Santos receives an urgent text from his manager: “if Kobe starts talking about the cleaning staff at his hotel, nod politely and walk away.”

  30. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    She had the sudden realization that she doesn’t know how to sing.

  31. Barry Pepper Long Hair The Lone Ranger Premiere
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    Barry,
    You’re not Fabio.
    Cut that shit out.

    -Everybody

  32. Sandra Bullock Bony Chest Cleavage The Heat Premiere
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    Tiger looks weird with his head shaved.

  33. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    She looks so. Happy.

  34. Jennifer Coolidge Fat No Make Up
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    Bye bye Ms. American Pie.

  35. Nicole Murphy Bikini Lifting Leg In Front Of Daughter Zola
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    Reminds me of the opening scene in a short, low-budget film I once saw.

  36. Kristina Mladenovic Cameltoe Upskirt Wimbledon
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    I wonder how much more camel toe we would get if she had more balls in her pockets

  37. Joe Lawrence Backwards Hat Skinny Jeans Skate Shoes The Lone Ranger Premiere
    caley
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    It looks like he traded bodies with Justin Bieber for the night. In return, Justin got Joey’s credibility.

  38. Christina Aguilera Thin Weight Loss Matthew Rutler
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    That shirt should read: “Live Fast, Because I Used to be Skinny, Now I’m a Fat Fuck”

  39. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    Do you know how many stoners it took to paint her dress?

  40. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    caley
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    The declining years of Sy Snootles.

  41. Elijah Wood Messenger Bag Frisbee Firefly Music Festival
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    Looks like he just signed up for the Gay Frisbee Toss (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

  42. Lauren Stoner Butt Bikini
    anonym
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    meh face, but that ass is edible.

  43. Brooke Shields Crazy Face The Heat Premiere
    caley
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    From off-camera: “Somebody get that mirror away from Miss Shields, we’ve been telling her she still looks attractive!”

  44. Rihanna Topless Vintage Camera Instagram
    bob
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    doesnt she have an ugly tattoo under her boobs?

  45. Nicki Minaj Huge Butt Tight Pants
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    The laws of physics will not allow a fart to pass through those jeans in any sort of inconspicuous way

  46. Hugh Jackman Huge Biceps Carrying Baguette Walking Dog
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    It’s a sing of evolution, showbusiness people, some not all of them, have evolved so that if a camera is pointing at them they will suck in their gut, flex muscles, in the case of males, arch their backs and tighten their butts, in the case of women and homosexuals, and in very rare cases for the males, their penis engorges.

  47. Ewan McGregor Moustache Flavor Savor
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    He looks like Jason Sudekis in disguise trying to hide from Olivia and score some strange.

  48. Beth Ostrosky Stern Howard Stern Get Wild Event Evelyn Alexander Wildlife
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    Was this even held at Richard Gere’s house?

  49. Cacee Cobb Pregnant Donald Faison Sympathy Weight Gain
    I'mCool
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    so mosquitoes are a big problem in LA?

  50. Barry Pepper Long Hair The Lone Ranger Premiere
    PooPooPlate
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    Looks like Gregg Allman

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