The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.24.13

June 24th, 2013 // 535 Comments

“Heidi would never do this unless I dressed up like a robo- YOU’RE LEAVING FINGERPRINTS!!” – Seal

Welcome to an enormous Monday’s The Crap We Missed. It’s been a while since I’ve been able to find enough fuckery to max one of these galleries out, so I hope you enjoy the fruits of my labor, because yes, I’ve somehow made a job out of, “Ha! He looks like this now?” *posts to Internet* Anyway, inside you’ll find Channing Tatum losing at least 50% of whatever he’ll earn for the rest of his life, Kobe Bryant and his boys scoping out some dark alleys, Nicole Murphy teaching her daughter about how jobs are for the unattractive and holy shit, Amanda Bynes has a time machine!

And now “The Great Ugly Asian Magazine Editor Slaughter Of 1957″ makes perfect sense…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Courtney Love Cleavage
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    “It’s a bad day to quit using uppers…”

  2. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
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    On the bright side, after looking at her picture, I won’t need to continue my laxative regimen.

  3. Gerard Depardieu Mini Scooter Russia
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    I miss Chris Farley

  4. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Eric Johnson
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    So…is the first baby in the basket she is carrying?

  5. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
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    If she looks this bad WITH makeup…holy shit… what does she look like without it?

  6. Nicole Murphy Bikini Lifting Leg In Front Of Daughter Zola
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    I’m just going to rest my foot on your head. Stay still now.

  7. Ashley Fink Kissing Seth Green 3rd Annual 24 Hour Plays Los Angeles
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    This made me think of Tool’s “Undetow” and the album art on the inside sleeve.

  8. Hugh Jackman Huge Biceps Carrying Baguette Walking Dog
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    In his later years, Wolverine would repeatedly claim that marriage hadn’t changed him, but his daily walks to the market for his wife Mystique’s grande latte, claimed other wise.

  9. Sandra Bullock Bony Chest Cleavage The Heat Premiere
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    Dear Lord, I really hope she stops with the plastic surgery right here. Seriously, Sandy… don’t fuck it up. Don’t. Fuck. It. UP!

    I love how I wrote that as though I have a chance with her or something. Damn it, Internet! You’ve ruined my brain!!

  10. Vin Diesel Shirtless Paddleboarding With Young Girl Facebook
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    …he’s getting that “retired boxer” body.

  11. Jennifer Coolidge Fat No Make Up
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    …something something brett butler something something…

  12. David Beckham Smiling Victoria Beckham Scowling China Central Television
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    …we we sure she’s not jayden’s mom?

  13. Gerard Depardieu Mini Scooter Russia
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    …they finally got that bear shaved and in a suit.

  14. Kristina Mladenovic Cameltoe Upskirt Wimbledon
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    Sometimes I forget how amazing this century is.

  15. Donatella Versace Creepy Face
    Andie
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    Is that even human?

  16. Britney Spears Saggy Boobs
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    I’ve said this a million times, girl has enough money to get a real bra fittin’ at Victoria’s Secret, for fucksake.

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