The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

June 23rd, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and the Ghost of Douchemas Future, Donnie Wahlberg‘s petrified stare as the realization that no, those titties weren’t worth it after all finally sets in, and Brooke Mueller dragging the hellspawn through LAX, so if you needed a diversion, Al Qaeda, security will never be more tied up than right now.

List? You really think we weren’t on some type of list already? HA! You guys..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Luci Ford Topless Hand Bra Instagram
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    Worst. Horror movie poster. Ever.

  2. Chris Brown High T Shirt
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    Bionic_Crouton
    “How many hits do you have?”
    Three… My mama, Rhianna and my anger therapist.”

  3. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    Minky Wail
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    This should end well.

  4. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
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    So he’s four-foot-five, four-nine with the afro…

  5. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
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    i’d fuck it…

  6. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    well that looks fucking delicious.

  7. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
    clooneytang
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    I’m glad you enjoy canoeing Joey. Do you like movies about gladiators?

  8. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
    donkeylicks
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    Oh sure, when I fuck a picnic table its a felony. When Miley Cyrus does, its considered “performing”.

  9. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
    donkeylicks
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    “Look, I need to convince people that I’m not racist or homophobic… Its like two birds with one stone.”

  10. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    donkeylicks
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    God, she is so fucking hot! I would fuck the shit out of her! And I don’t even usually like black women with facial hair.

  11. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    donkeylicks
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    I’m gonna make em take a selfie that he can’t retweet.

  12. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    donkeylicks
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    After much public criticism, Alicia Silverstone has given up the practice of throwing up into children. This is the result of three days five hours and twenty-two minutes of not “feeding”.

  13. Jessica Collins Cleavage 41st Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    donkeylicks
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    I realize that this is not Rebecca Romain. However, I feel the need to point out how much of a better Mystique she made than Jennifer Lawrence.

  14. Ashley Benson Cleavage Instagram
    Anon
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    Chick with the shades is fairly hot too. Aren’t the other two actors too? I guess they don’t warrant names?

  15. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
    Chaz
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    She’s fatter than he is tall.

  16. Rick Astley Here And Now The Best Of The 80 Concert Haydock Park Racecourse
    donkeylicks
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    “You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger. I am the danger! A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think thats me?… NO! I am the one who knocks!”

  17. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
    Vlad
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    The corn wasn’t the only thing that was special

  18. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
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    Looks like Forest Whitaker’s right eye caught up with his left. That’s a shame.

  19. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
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    Unbeknownst to us plebes here on the Fish, receiving cunnilingus from a styrofoam horse wrapped in a tablecloth while wearing a unitard and stuffed tiger ears is the latest expression in redneck Dadaism. Move over Marcel Duchamp, Mademoiselle ‘Gooder Than Grits’ est arrivé!

  20. Pope Francis Excited Smile Feast Day Mass Of Corpus Domini
    Vlad
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    Do not drink any tea they give you.

  21. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
    Cap'n Obvious
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    The sad thing is that she got lipo as a shortcut to losing her partying weight…and the result was so fucked up that she has since had to lose far more weight to try and hide the bad lipo job…and it is not working.

    Had she not gotten the lipo, she could have lost just 5 pounds or so to be back in Hollywood shape. Instead, she has dropped at least 20 and still looks like shit.

    Add a discount porn star boob job to her collection of bad decisions and you have a train wreck. What a waste. She was such a great talent. Oh wait, maybe not…but she still managed to fuck up even a marginal career.

  22. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Holy shit. Someone call the NTSB to investigate this train wreck.

  23. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    Not seen in this picture: the black man who was a horrible failure as a father figure.

  24. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    That thing is flat enough for George Bush to declare mission accomplished on it.

  25. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
    Cap'n Obvious
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    What a hero…or is it heroine? Wait, I know…the correct term is privileged elitist twat trying to look philanthropic while on vacation…from, well, her vacation of a life.

    Yeah, I think that’s it.

  26. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Throw like a girl meter says:

    0………………………….|.10

    Yep. Burn it in Nancy.

  27. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Honestly, I am just happy that this guy found the one job on the planet where he could maximize his idiotic potential and moronic look. Good for him. Seriously.

    And for those who are jealous, keep in mind that he has to tolerate Adrian Grenier’s stench on a daily basis.

  28. Rita Ora Buttcheeks Fishnets Capital FM Summertime Ball
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    I feel ashamed of my attraction to this.

  29. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    Celebrity creates strange bedfellows. And beards. It seems to allow for very strange beards.

  30. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Wow. Do. Not. Want.

  31. Luci Ford Topless Hand Bra Instagram
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    Those aren’t pillows!

  32. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    anonym
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    does emily ever smile?

  33. Salt N Peppa Fat Weight Gain
    Cap'n Obvious
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    Push it…push it real good. The dessert cart that is…right the fuck over to our table goddammit!

  34. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
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    Man, Carlos Valderrama looks a LOT smaller since he retired from professional soccer.

  35. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
    anonym
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    lay off the crack

  36. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
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    It’s like she said to herself, “I’m going to make sure everything I wear today looks absolutely ridiculous”. And then she left to walk to dog.

  37. Rick Astley Here And Now The Best Of The 80 Concert Haydock Park Racecourse
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    Seen here performing his new hit “Never Gonna Get You Out” about middle aged constipation.

  38. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    JungleRed
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    She looks like a lemur. But a sexy one…

  39. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    dreamcrusher
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    Meat Loaf is on tour again ?

  40. Salt N Peppa Fat Weight Gain
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    Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd.

  41. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
    JungleRed
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    There’s not enough pot in Amsterdam to make sense of this horseshit.

  42. Sharon Osbourne Cunnilingus Hand Gesture 41st Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    jbone
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    Sharon make an upside down penis with your tongue!!…..Thank you

  43. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    You sure turned on Ratajkowski awfully fast…even for the Internet.

    You’re next, J-Law.

  44. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    JungleRed
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    Is he getting arrested for stealing Pharell’s hat?

  45. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    really? NO ‘dis what chikin’ tomfoolery?

  46. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Eh, she doesn’t do it for me. I’ll stick with Naomi Watts.

  47. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    JEEBUS D:

  48. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    wait why was she there? as a cyclist i genuinely want to know

  49. Luci Ford Topless Hand Bra Instagram
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    um ok?

  50. Nick Jonas Extra Small T Shirt Kindle Iced Coffee
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    fuckin SWOLE, dayum

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