The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

June 23rd, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and the Ghost of Douchemas Future, Donnie Wahlberg‘s petrified stare as the realization that no, those titties weren’t worth it after all finally sets in, and Brooke Mueller dragging the hellspawn through LAX, so if you needed a diversion, Al Qaeda, security will never be more tied up than right now.

List? You really think we weren’t on some type of list already? HA! You guys..

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Fishnets Foxwoods Casino
    ching-chong ding-dong
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    J Lo channeling Pumpkin Head?

  2. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Row Of Fashion Show
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    So even at fashion shows, everyone in the audience is too busy recording it on their phones and video cameras to pay attention. Hooray!

  3. Salt N Peppa Fat Weight Gain
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    Smelly-N- Out O Breathe

  4. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
    Phoenix
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    Me Gusta

  5. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
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    She’d be hot if she had had 3 kids already

  6. Jennifer Nicole Lee Naked Billionaires Row Champagne Campaign
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    She’s suck a fucking prude on instagram

  7. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    “See? I cant be racist. I’m fucking a black girl!”

  8. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
    ching-chong ding-dong
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    Umm…who is she?

  9. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    I’m assuming the last letter on her shirt is an “R”

  10. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
    JimBB
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    Only by supporting “Bike Across America” can you help these poor British kids with their deformed flat asses

  11. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Phoenix
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    I love those saggers! Now if she would only go away, stop singing, or completely change her musical style and image, I’d probably be able to tolerate something else about her too.

  12. Norman Reedus Tiny Megaphone Wizard World Comic Con
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    He’s a badass

  13. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    JimBB
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    Would love to see him an Justin Beiber in a pitch-off.

  14. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    buzz
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    If she had a hat with the n-word on it, would it be okay for her to where it next to that guy?

  15. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    You want to know how I know your boyfriend’s an asshole? His shitty underarm tattoo. Nice tits, though.

  16. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    Phoenix
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    “Durr…”

  17. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Nipples No Bra
    Phoenix
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    Just like Cheech and Chong: Still smokin’!

  18. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    anonymous
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    #TakentotheBank

    When he gets drunk, starts ranting something racist and she records with her iPhone.

  19. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    If I get a bullseye it’s game over man.

  20. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    kravdan
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    I honestly thought he’d be better at handling the ball…

  21. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    She biked across America in a week? Is she Ghost Rider?

  22. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
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    He looks like he is hoping the black guy will shoot him and put him out of his misery.

  23. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    Dan seems happy with his child bride.

  24. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Nipples No Bra
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    Still perfect.

  25. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    buzz
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    Looks like he finally learning to throw overhand.

  26. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    CptCreep
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    I’ve seen these before. When you push down on its head it throws the ball.

  27. Sharon Osbourne Cunnilingus Hand Gesture 41st Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    Her tongue looks like an anus.

    That is all.

  28. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
    kravdan
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    He’s looking out for the next future ex-Mrs. Grammer.

  29. Salt N Peppa Fat Weight Gain
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    They make me want to shoop my pants.

  30. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    PETA just shit themselves. And I love it.

    • Yeah, because billions of people don’t eat billion of pounds of meat a day, especially those super rare cows, right?

      • They can’t jump down billions of people’s throats but they can go after celebrities. Coincidentally every time I hear the name PETA I’m eating meat. That makes the meat taste better to me.

  31. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
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    Still so totally fuckable, despite the double chin and her history of sleeping with a retard-producing, former rock star.

  32. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
    cuddles
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    “Can I put a baby in you?”

  33. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Row Of Fashion Show
    Phoenix
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    “Dat ass!”

  34. Lamar Odom
    Phoenix
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    “You ain`t heard nothing yet, folks!”

  35. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    kravdan
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    Justin, why are you squinting?
    I got douche in my eye.
    That’s your reflection…

  36. Jessica Collins Cleavage 41st Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
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    All the shiny.

  37. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
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    “If you toss my salad, I’ll scramble your eggs.”

  38. Peter Sarsgaard Fake Beard Experimenter Set
    Phoenix
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    I thought for sure this meant Dr. Zaius was going to show up in the new Apes movie.

  39. Jessica Collins Cleavage 41st Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
    Phoenix
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    The new fancy dress fembot is armed and ready.

  40. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    kravdan
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    It’s the Asylum’s version of Frozen starring Princess Botox…

  41. Rita Ora Buttcheeks Fishnets Capital FM Summertime Ball
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    Hell yes.

  42. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Might solve a mystery … or rewrite history … ♪

  43. Jason Derulo Sitting On Pile Of Dancers North East Live Event
    kravdan
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    The Human Centipede: the sequence after next!

  44. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
    kravdan
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    Looks more like 1/2 price…

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Twizlah
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    Sadly, Tara probably wishes she looked this good(?)

  46. Chris Brown High T Shirt
    BOBBO
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    Definitely trying to get a glimpse of dat cameltoe.

  47. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    Justin is the sweetest piece of ass in the celebrity gay community. Here he is with his latest client.

  48. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
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    Keenan Ivory Wayans is looking very shiny these days.

  49. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    Zohan
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    Juicy doesn’t even describe this!

  50. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
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    Stacy’s Mom has got a few extra pounds going on.

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