The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

June 23rd, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and the Ghost of Douchemas Future, Donnie Wahlberg‘s petrified stare as the realization that no, those titties weren’t worth it after all finally sets in, and Brooke Mueller dragging the hellspawn through LAX, so if you needed a diversion, Al Qaeda, security will never be more tied up than right now.

List? You really think we weren’t on some type of list already? HA! You guys..

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Yeah, I sneer when I have to look at you, too.

  2. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
    Natty Ice
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    This photo just makes me laugh and laugh.

  3. Brooke Mueller Wild Ass Sons Bob And Max LAX
    JimBB
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    No Mommy, I want to go with Denise instead!

  4. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
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    “This is my manly face.”

  5. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    The string of stars tattoo above her pussy means she has AIDS.

  6. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
    JimBB
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    Wouldn’t it be easier to go for “Longest time without being offered a role”?

  7. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    I thought this was Crystal Hefner at first. I can’t tell the ultrashopped, instafiltered, 9-foundation-layered attention whores apart anymore, it seems. Sad day.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Naked Billionaires Row Champagne Campaign
    jpc
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    Pretty sure I can still see some schlong peeking out on the right side of the bottle…

  9. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    JimBB
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    I honestly don’t know who to feel more sorry for in this picture.

  10. Aubrey ODay Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Is she fucking Sabretooth?

  11. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
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    Tragic.

  12. Angelina Jolie Awkwardly Posing With Fans Maleficent Premiere Tokyo
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    I wonder how long it will take till someone makes a “Mareficent” joke… wait. Damn it.

    • I initially thought you meant because the thinner she gets, the more her teeth make her look like a horse, but then I realised it was just good, old-fashioned racism, and suddenly the world made sense again.

  13. Norman Reedus Tiny Megaphone Wizard World Comic Con
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    I have no idea who this is, but he looks like the fellow I sometimes give spare change to on my way to work.

  14. Brooke Mueller Wild Ass Sons Bob And Max LAX
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    You know, the Taliban may be onto something.

  15. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Prescription drugs & lots of money enable almost anyone to live happily ever after.

  16. Taylor Lautner Effeminate Pitch Run The Tide Set
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    I hope to Lucifer the script said ‘throw ball overhand, Mariah-Carey, dignity-free style’.

  17. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    alex
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    Damn it. Just damn it.

  18. Angelina Jolie Awkwardly Posing With Fans Maleficent Premiere Tokyo
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    “Adopt me! Adopt me! Adopt me! Adopt me!”

  19. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    #rented

  20. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
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    Stacy’s Mom is getting jowly.

  21. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
    Ofc. Murphy
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    Asset Management?

    oh I get it

  22. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    One and a half men.

  23. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Looks like Dan’s got a good grip on his new GF.
    Please, don’t ever let go.

  24. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
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    I could probably put that away if I was coming back from the gym

  25. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Nipples No Bra
    JimBB
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    Everywhere she goes now, Satan follows and whispers “Time’s almost up…”

  26. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Nipples No Bra
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    49 years old, folks.

  27. Kevin Dillon Holding Giant Piece Of Meat Seminole Hard Rock Hotel And Casino
    JimBB
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    NotMatt can really eat.

  28. Rick Astley Here And Now The Best Of The 80 Concert Haydock Park Racecourse
    Kevolution
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    Looks like his chin got Rick-rolled.

  29. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
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    “I love you!”
    “Really? Because Ihave no money.”
    “l still love you…as a friend.”

  30. Angelina Jolie Awkwardly Posing With Fans Maleficent Premiere Tokyo
    JimBB
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    An asian girl will wake up tonight, look in the bathroom mirror, and wonder why she’s getting wrinkles.

    • Marketing Mike

      At that exact same moment…
      Angelina will carefully hang a framed copy of that picture
      on the wall in her basement, next to the others…

  31. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
    anonymous
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    How is she even a celebrity? I don’t get why she is even being photographed by the paparazzi? There are Youtubers and bloggers more well known than her and they don’t get followed and photographed.

  32. Joe Jonas Checking Out Dude In Front Row Of Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    “I’m cuter than him, cuter than him, cuter than him, oh he is CUTE!”.

  33. Pope Francis Excited Smile Feast Day Mass Of Corpus Domini
    JimBB
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    Don Corleone!

  34. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
    Cock Dr
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    She has no sense of “Dis looks dumb”.
    None at all.

  35. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
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    He really is the epitome of dirty old man. He doesn’t seem to possess a gaze that doesn’t make me feel like I’ve just spilled garbage water on myself.

  36. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    JimBB
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    Bet she would still be a pita to deal with on set.

  37. Peter Sarsgaard Fake Beard Experimenter Set
    Cock Dr
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    Photos such as these do not help raise my interest in this movie project.

  38. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
    JimBB
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    Those Game of Thrones fans are always the sexiest.

  39. Luci Ford Topless Hand Bra Instagram
    ching-chong ding-dong
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    says who?

  40. Chris Brown High T Shirt
    JimBB
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    Yo baby, I’m so sorry for hitting you later tonight.

  41. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
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    If the first thing I think when I see your photo is ‘smoker’, you might want to take care of that shit.

  42. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
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    Jenny’s going for “bringing back the most long dead diseases”, but she’ll settle for “indirectly killed the most kids” record.

  43. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    Phoenix
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    Ha! Those wax lips always crack me up.

  44. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    Cameras. How do they work?

  45. Lamar Odom
    JimBB
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    I guess every celebrity is having to chase Jonah Hills off their lawns now.

  46. Pope Francis Excited Smile Feast Day Mass Of Corpus Domini
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    “Pope Francis, the mafia is willing to offer you 50 young boys if you’ll change your mind!”

  47. Jason Derulo Sitting On Pile Of Dancers North East Live Event
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    Don’t know who this is, but it looks like it takes a bit more talent than, say, the next photo.

  48. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    I’d love to get in dat ass. That black guy knows what I’m talking about.

  49. Peter Sarsgaard Fake Beard Experimenter Set
    JimBB
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    Please tell me it’s a comedy.

  50. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
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    You’re doing great, really great. Once you pass the extensive prostate exam, you’ll be cleared to come back with me.

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