The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.23.14

June 23rd, 2014 // 512 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Prince Harry in a completely innocent photo that I’m in no way using as a subtle suggestion to Fish about the summer vacation he always talks about, but we never get around to taking. YOUR LIES CUT DEEP, YOU KNOW THAT?! We’ve also got Justin Bieber and the Ghost of Douchemas Future, Donnie Wahlberg‘s petrified stare as the realization that no, those titties weren’t worth it after all finally sets in, and Brooke Mueller dragging the hellspawn through LAX, so if you needed a diversion, Al Qaeda, security will never be more tied up than right now.

List? You really think we weren’t on some type of list already? HA! You guys..

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
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    “If I wear a wrinkled shirt, my stomach looks smoother by comparison.”

  2. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
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    As it turned out , the “most people bowling simultaneously across multiple venues event” set a record for “most people not giving a fuck about a Guinness Book of World Records attempt.”

  3. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
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    “I just got it out of Khloe’s vagina.”

  4. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
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    Wait ’till he sees her shirt looks like it’s referencing a gay Asian man.

  5. Pope Francis Excited Smile Feast Day Mass Of Corpus Domini
    Keno
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    “Whass a matta me? Whass a matta you! Fuggedaboutit!!”
    -Pope Francis to the Mafia

  6. Brooke Mueller Wild Ass Sons Bob And Max LAX
    alex
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    I hardly recognize her without a face full of coke.

  7. Peter Dinklage Posing With Fans
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    This guy is always with dogs.

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Wow, I never realized how much she looks like Lady Gaga.

  9. Chris Brown High T Shirt
    diego
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    Onomatopoeia: it’s what all the cool kids are wearing these days.

  10. Brooke Mueller Wild Ass Sons Bob And Max LAX
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    The smarter of the two boys is begging a stranger to take him home.

  11. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Could she just go away for awhile now? Like 15 years?

  12. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
    anonymous
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    That long history of supid-crazy and he decides he wants it. Should take a page from his brother Mark and find someone low-key and sane.

  13. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    sprub
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    I’ll take “Massengill’s entire june production visualized” for 200$, Alex

  14. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    There is no one sexier.

  15. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
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    This fall on Fox: Twink and the Bear!

  16. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
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    “It’s okay, my friend. I’ll have sex with your wife when you’re gone.”

  17. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
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    Do people with Nerological disabilities just play banjo while cities burn?

  18. Cybill Shepherd Yellow Teeth Hollywood Bowl Opening Night Hall Of Fame Ceremony
    brick
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    I always did like Axl better without the facial hair.

  19. Donald Sterling Huge Fat Guy Young Girlfriend #Taken Shirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    There’s obviously a store in LA where you can purchase famewhores willing to debase themselves for any man of a certain amount of wealth.

  20. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
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    Suck the chrome of a ball hitch.

  21. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
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    Why is she so overdressed?

  22. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
    Pip Pip
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    “Cheers, mate. You’re doing smashing. Now. once we actually get IN the water, it’ll be kippers for breakfast. Bob’s yer uncle!”

  23. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
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    I’ve never seen a condom wear a hole on the front pocket of a shirt before.

  24. Norman Reedus Tiny Megaphone Wizard World Comic Con
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    What is he doing? Directing a flea circus?

  25. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
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    Finally decided to come out? Good for him.

  26. Salt N Peppa Fat Weight Gain
    Dirk Diggler
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    Lard-N-Butta

  27. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Instagram
    Ofc. Murphy
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    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  28. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
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    Well, I guess ginghamydia is a thing now.

  29. Luci Ford Topless Hand Bra Instagram
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Black boob is just as racist as black face.

  30. Rachel Hunter Cleavage Rough Face Raffaello Summer Day Party
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    “That’s a wrap. We can always just crop out the vibrator before we release the photo.”

  31. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
    Ofc. Murphy
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    I thought that was Obama at first.

  32. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
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    Walking off that Tetanus. Vaccines are evil. I like my face this way.

  33. Kelsey Grammer Hugging Lara Spencer GMA
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    In a very strange dream,Lara suddenly found herself back at “Antiques Roadshow”, being held by one of the antiques.

  34. Jenny McCarthy Crazy Eyes Hugging Giant Bowling Pin Donnie Wahlberg Guinness Book Of World Record For Most People Bowling Simultaneously Across Multiple Venues Event
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    Wow…I can’t believe my exact same comment will work for two photos in a row! “That’s a wrap. we can always just crop out the vibrator before we release the photo.”

  35. Scott Disick Red Face Drunk About To Kiss Black Dude 1OAK Nightclub
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    Looks like someone’s breath smells like wet ‘dog’.

  36. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    anonymous
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    Partying with that poke player who like to throw sexy parties with dozens of half naked chicks? Selena break up announcement in 3…..2……1……

  37. Angelina Jolie Awkwardly Posing With Fans Maleficent Premiere Tokyo
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    There that fucker is again! Oh, wait, sorry.

  38. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
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    “Carlos…Have you seen Deliverance?”

  39. Phoebe Price Cleavage Bikini Mesh Cover Walking Dog
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    There’s no reason for this. Hell, there’s no excuse for this.

  40. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Ofc. Murphy
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    I suddenly have an urge for flap-jacks.

  41. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
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    She’s finally gotten so thin she’s developed Famine Bloat.

  42. Prince Harry Rubbing Mans Shoulders In Kayak
    JimBB
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    LOOK!! I’M PADDLIN’ WILLIE! I’M PADDLIN’!!!

  43. Rick Astley Here And Now The Best Of The 80 Concert Haydock Park Racecourse
    Great White Pygmy
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    Remember when I said “never”?
    Well…

  44. Miley Cyrus Butt Unitard Horse Licking Vagina Final Bangerz Tour Performance Ziggo Dome
    JimBB
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    My Little Pony, meet My Little Crabs.

  45. Chris Brown High T Shirt
    buzz
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    Must be a psychological condition when you are released from prison but still walk around like you have handcuffs and ankle chains on.

  46. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Fishnets Foxwoods Casino
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    I was looking for an excuse to drink tonight, and here it is. Thanks, Photo Boy.

  47. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
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    On her way to yet another casting couch refusal.

    TR – “I’ll suck you…”
    Producer – “No.”
    TR – “I’ll bend over…”
    Producer. “No.”
    TR – “I’ll…”
    Producer – “Go away, please. Now.”

  48. Dan Bilzerian Justin Bieber Instagram
    Bluto
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    Never trust a man who shaves his face with a Sawz-All.

  49. Tara Reid Gross Belly Midriff
    JimBB
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    Even SHE can’t keep a straight face when she tells someone she has to get to an audition.

  50. Pippa Middleton Butt Spandex Bike Suit Bike Across America Michael Matthews Foundation
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    Is that a *target*!?

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