The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.22.15

Welcome to what was partially Friday’s The Crap We Missed which got derailed because of technical difficulties that I helpfully resolving by watching YouTube videos until a much smarter, talented professional with useful skills told me the boob machine was ready again. State schools! So, in an effort to save those sweet, fleece-pants-buying clicks, I blended those pics with some shit from the weekend, because butt collage is art and who are you to say otherwise? Plus, I know you guys won’t wait a single day for the kind of fertile comment ground that Kristin Davis’ mom butt, Marilyn Manson’s dirt brown teeth, and Michael Bolton’s Surprise, You’re On Candid Hooker face brings. Now go, it’s been three days since I’ve read one of your comments suggesting this trophy is going straight into Richard Gere’s anus and my hands are starting to shake.

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Instagram

Should I leave this video of Yo Ventura working out her butt from four days ago here? Nah, you guys don’t want to see thi– *gets trampled to death*