The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

June 2nd, 2014 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone’s losing their shit over it, and I’m guessing it’s because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some level “cool” just days after another horrific and senseless gun tragedy, this time at the hands of a rich kid, could possibly be the most insensitive and stupid move you could pull. Or maybe it’s because Khloe’s drinking directly out of that bottle and everyone knows that whole thing about their mouths being super clean is just a myth. I’m not a Sociology professor, but I’d peg the outrage evenly on either of those theories.

*lowers bifocals slightly, resumes cropping of nipple photos, looks back up* Yes, that’ll be everything for today, move along now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
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    I’m trying to remember which one he is, Beavis or Butthead?

  2. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
    Starkswillwin
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    No one has noticed the TP on the strippers shoe?

  3. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
    Mas Guapo
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    You know that rule about never pointing a firearm at someone? Yeah, that’s not written in stone.

  4. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Mas Guapo
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    We get it, you have a ginormous ass. Congrats.

  5. Donald Sterling
    Mas Guapo
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    No, this isn’t recording, silly. The red light means off.

  6. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Nobody giving a fuck about you… a fate worse than death for a Kardashian.

  7. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    All I can say is this…squeeze, don’t jerk the trigger

  8. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    She just spun the “wheel of fun” and it landed…oh darn, it landed on “ass to mouth”. hah, just kidding, it’s all ass to mouth.

  9. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
    bob
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    Christ, imagine how fat and greasy the full Lovato is?

  10. Tommy Lasorda Huge Belly Los Angeles Police Memorial Foundation Celebrity Golf Tournament Family Fun Day
    cc
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    His chances of making it another year are getting slim fast.

  11. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    why do I hear comical tuba music in my head?

  12. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    bob
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    lol, yikes

  13. Pope Francis Movement Of The Holy Spirit Renewal
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    It looks like he’s having a Movement of the Holy Bowels

  14. Nicki Minaj Underboob Nipple Pasties See Through Top Summer Jam 2014
    Minky Wail
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    “For reals? Krazy Glue?”

  15. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
    cc
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    His head is about 50% of his biomass.

  16. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    PassingTrue
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    Who’s the blond capitalist? I am!

  17. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
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    Chris Christie isn’t looking any better

  18. Courtney Love Huge Cleavage 2014 Life Ball Vienna
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    When did Madonna get such a huge rack?

  19. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
    cc
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    I remember once in Cape Cod I walked past a chick as hot as this sitting exactly the same way. I couldn’t help but notice that on either side her pubic hair was protruding. It wasn’t that wasn’t trimmed, she was, it’s just that the strip that was left was about 3 inches long. Crazy eh?

  20. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    PassingTrue
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    Normally Weebles pop right back up

  21. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    I still want to peel her like a banana

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Black jeans and a black car on a hot LA day. Peee-uw.

  23. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Oh my god…she doesn’t know.

  24. Pink Pregnant Nipples No Bra Dogtags
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    Ricky Schroeder looks pretty good

  25. Candice Swanepoel Nipples No Bra
    cc
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    She actually made my migraine go away.

  26. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    Why do I want to fuck his mouth?

  27. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
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    There’s the upskirt nobody wanted.

  28. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    she knows that celebrity sextapes are baseline anal now right? She knows, right??

  29. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    This is what it would look like if a Rob Leifeld drawing ever came to life.

  30. Pink Pregnant Nipples No Bra Dogtags
    cc
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    I wouldn’t mind seeing her naked ass.

  31. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants Daugther Anja Lemonade Stand
    cc
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    ‘at her daughter Anja’s lemonade stand in Los Angeles’

    The first one to ever be listed on the S&P 500.

  32. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    To quote Jurassic park, “SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!!!!”

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    The moose is loose!

  34. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    LOL wow she’s fat enough for Fish now.

  35. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
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    Uh oh, I know that face. Somebody knows he’s going to Ikea.

  36. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    Is it Sasquatch season already?

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    martian leader
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    ‘i wanna be big. oh wait…’

  38. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
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    Dude can do no wrong. He’s earned the right to be a weirdo.

  39. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Picking Nose With Middle Finger Covering Face Chiltern Firehouse
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    Nobody’s allowed in that car without wearing a douchey hat.

  40. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
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    It was only a matter of time before she did a gangbang. Tell me where I can download it and I’ll fap to it.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    B. A. Donkadonk
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    Damn!

  42. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    She just looks gross.

  43. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
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    Cute Asian chick. Nothing’s better.

  44. Chris Kattan Man Boobs Belly Weight Gain
    martian leader
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    ‘Another Night at the Detox-bury’

  45. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    Who says eating disorders are all bad.

  46. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Fuck yes. She is perfect. This is how you do a big ass, Kim.

    • My lesbo roommate got to see Coco’s ass up close and personal in that she got into a dressing room with her. I didn’t speak to the bitch for a week as she neglected to alert early enough and I missed Coco by a hair. Long live Coco!

  47. Chris Kattan Man Boobs Belly Weight Gain
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    Mango needs to hit the gym.

  48. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
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    If that ass was any flatter, it’d curve inward.

  49. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    Sarah Jessica Parker flashback.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    Hahahahahaha.
    Mooooo!

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