The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

June 2nd, 2014 // 511 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone’s losing their shit over it, and I’m guessing it’s because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some level “cool” just days after another horrific and senseless gun tragedy, this time at the hands of a rich kid, could possibly be the most insensitive and stupid move you could pull. Or maybe it’s because Khloe’s drinking directly out of that bottle and everyone knows that whole thing about their mouths being super clean is just a myth. I’m not a Sociology professor, but I’d peg the outrage evenly on either of those theories.

*lowers bifocals slightly, resumes cropping of nipple photos, looks back up* Yes, that’ll be everything for today, move along now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Pamela Anderson Sickly Looking
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    The duchess of haggard county.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    karen
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    I see she’s wearing something from the Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot collection.

  3. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
    buzz
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    Never knew implants started to sag when you don’t wear a bra.

  4. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
    capn o
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    This pic raises an interesting question – do you stand next to him normally to take the picture…towering over him…or do you bend down, potentially insulting him?

    Either way, rock on PD.

  5. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
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    “It is now time to initiate…PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE!!!”

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    capn o
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    Jesus, what the fuck is that thing? Is that what happens when you are continually full of shit?

  7. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    capn o
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    Nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

  8. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    capn o
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    Quiet! Quiet on the set! Whore training is now in progress!

  9. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
    saidthegirl
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    “I got picturl with riddle man!”

  10. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
    capn o
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    Freaky looking guy, but I loved She’s Out of Your League…so he gets a pass.

  11. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Jim Cantore
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    Until that point the tide had been coming in.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    If she were to wear that dress, it would only come down to her knees.

  13. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    capn o
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    Holy fuck, did she get a fashion consultant by pulling a slack-jawed idiot out of a time machine?

    BTW, when the fuck is she going to lose the 80s shoulder pads? Oh wait, never mind.

  14. Courtney Love Huge Cleavage 2014 Life Ball Vienna
    Cock Dr
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    I think the boobs should have been hoisted higher, because I can still see her face.

  15. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
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    “You DO realize I’m a @#$%’ing adult, right?!? Just snap the photo!”

  16. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
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    “Mr. Dinklage…could you get in this cup, please?”

  17. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Quinn S
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    it’s the typical flat a** white woman

  18. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    She’s like a fat Geena Davis. In other words, she’s Geena Davis.

  19. Shailene Woodley Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
    capn o
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    Wow, what an amazing talent.

    Oh wait, sorry…I was commenting on the wrong picture. I’ve got it now. What a vapid self-absorbed talentless cunt. She should be on her knees thanking some higher power 24 hours a day instead of complaining.

    • Mike

      Are you referring to the Steven Tyler-looking broad with the collagen lip disaster? I NEVER heard Woodley bitch and moan.

      • The first part of your comment is spot-on…that’s exactly what I thought. Meh, this trick complains about being compared to Jennifer Lawrence. She most recently did it on Fallon and I believe they had to stop taping b/c the audience booed so loudly. I’m not a JL fan, but this non-deodorant-wearing labia sun-bathing pseudo boho ho is lucky to even be mentioned in the same breath. She needs to get back to the trailer park where she belongs.

  20. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    Eric
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    It’s Palmolive, and you’re soaking in it.

  21. Cheri Oteri Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Groundlings 40th Anniversary Gala
    capn o
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    Wow, she has really cleaned herself up. Good for her.

  22. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    S Li
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    looks like someone I know named Mandy Rickard

  23. Pope Francis Movement Of The Holy Spirit Renewal
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    “I a-hate it when-a they try-a to do-a the wave!”

  24. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
    Shifty McGee
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    Caught mid-fart.

  25. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    Who Bleached Jessica Rabbit.

  26. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    Zev Y
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    stumpy legs and ham-hock arms.

  27. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    I do believe we have a winner here.

  28. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    “You’re a really good listener. Let’s be friends.”

  29. Tommy Lasorda Huge Belly Los Angeles Police Memorial Foundation Celebrity Golf Tournament Family Fun Day
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    I guess he’s not a Slim Fast spokesman anymore.

  30. Peter Dinklage Wearing Hoodie Posing With Young Asian Fan
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The crazy part is that the Asian girl is 3’8″.

  31. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    Poor kid, someone should really tell her that Jabba the Hut won’t be in Episode 7.

  32. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Of course she posted a picture of her ass. I’d be more shocked if she posted a picture of her doing her taxes or something non-gigantic ass related.

  33. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    Pickle Nose
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    She’s on her honeymoon. She’s supposed to be spending it with her new husband and creating lifetime memories. Instead, she’s alone at a shopping mall. What a horrible existence. I guess honeymoon’s lose their luster when you’re on your third one.

  34. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
    Austin Powers
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    That’s a Man, Baby!

  35. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    My face looked like that once, but only because my wife used my razor to scrape the paint off a table.

  36. Pamela Anderson Sickly Looking
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    Jane Lynch is starting to look REALLY dykey.

  37. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks like the most boring person in the world. I’d rather hang out with French Montana and Khloe while trying to avoid being shot or eaten that night.

  38. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
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    Never understood the appeal of this guy.

  39. Tommy Lasorda Huge Belly Los Angeles Police Memorial Foundation Celebrity Golf Tournament Family Fun Day
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He calls his balls “Ankle Scratchers” now.

  40. Nia Peeples Weird Cleavage Pretty Little Liars 100th Episode Celebration
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    I’d still do her.

    • Mike

      And who couldn’t forget her work in Half Past Dead. She was kicking ass in one of the worst movies ever. Can’t hold it against her since she was the lone bright spot.

  41. Cheri Oteri Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Groundlings 40th Anniversary Gala
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    What the fuck happened to her?

  42. Donald Sterling
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Mr. Sterling, please I beg of you… stop singing DMX’s “My Niggaz” out loud.

  43. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
    Dox
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    “So Sexy Celebrity Birthday”?
    Who was the celebrity?

  44. Jay Baruchel How To Train Your Dragon 2 Advanced Screening
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    I like him, I think he is pretty cool.

  45. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    Looks like the firehouse is getting a new pole.

  46. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    CptCreep
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    PUT ON A BRA… oh wait… those are her knees… You can see where I’d be confused though…

  47. Pink Pregnant Nipples No Bra Dogtags
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I didn’t want to bang Sally Jesse Raphael then and I don’t want to now.

  48. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    There is no way ‘French Montana’ isn’t a sex act.

    ‘Oh yeah, I totally Dutch Ovened that bitch when she refused to give me a French Montana. She was so pissed off, she gave me a Cleveland Steamer while I slept and posted the photos to her Instagram.’

  49. Shailene Woodley Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait… was she the one who punched V. Stiviano?

  50. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
    George P Burdell
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    This guy is the worst kidnapper EVAH!

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