The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone’s losing their shit over it, and I’m guessing it’s because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some level “cool” just days after another horrific and senseless gun tragedy, this time at the hands of a rich kid, could possibly be the most insensitive and stupid move you could pull. Or maybe it’s because Khloe’s drinking directly out of that bottle and everyone knows that whole thing about their mouths being super clean is just a myth. I’m not a Sociology professor, but I’d peg the outrage evenly on either of those theories.
*lowers bifocals slightly, resumes cropping of nipple photos, looks back up* Yes, that’ll be everything for today, move along now,
– Photo Boy