The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.2.14

June 2nd, 2014 // 510 Comments

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, bringing you a very random selection of celebrity crazy, all starting with Khloe Kardashian, her new boyfriend and his prop machine gun. Apparently everyone’s losing their shit over it, and I’m guessing it’s because pairing an automatic firearm with aviators, jewelry and other luxury items to intimate some level “cool” just days after another horrific and senseless gun tragedy, this time at the hands of a rich kid, could possibly be the most insensitive and stupid move you could pull. Or maybe it’s because Khloe’s drinking directly out of that bottle and everyone knows that whole thing about their mouths being super clean is just a myth. I’m not a Sociology professor, but I’d peg the outrage evenly on either of those theories.

*lowers bifocals slightly, resumes cropping of nipple photos, looks back up* Yes, that’ll be everything for today, move along now,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
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    If she spreads those buffalo thighs and gives birth to a alien, My laptop is going crap out from the view.

  2. Fergie Butt Tight White Jean Shorts
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    “Fergie, is that a strap-on?”
    “Sure Michelle, it’s a strap-on”

  3. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
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    They sure look happy together.

  4. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
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    I sit like that all the time, except when I do, it trips passersby.

  5. Pamela Anderson Sickly Looking
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    Are we sure this is not Jane Lynch?

  6. Taylor Swift Butt Legs Leather Booty Shorts
    Flatliner
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    Her ‘style’ is really starting to get old, pun intended.

  7. Cheryl Hines Cleavage Bra See Through Blouse Kathy Griffin Groundlings 40th Anniversary Gala
    Eejut
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    So Kathy Griffin was a founding member?

  8. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
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    In Hollywood time, the honey-moon period lasts about a week. Five seconds if your last name is Kardashian.

  9. Fergie Butt Tight White Jean Shorts
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    That’s not Bret Michaels?

  10. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
    SJP
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    That’s a might fine looking pussy face.

  11. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Spandex Pants Daugther Anja Lemonade Stand
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    Dudes were probably dropping $500 a cup for lemonade.

  12. Shailene Woodley Nipples No Bra Legs Short Shorts
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    Are they still trying to make this chick a thing, the next Jennifer Lawrence?

  13. Pamela Anderson Sickly Looking
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    She is looking rough, she’ll end up like Bridget Bardot.

  14. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    Flatliner
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    Fuck, I thought it was her boobs hanging out for a second there.

  15. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    I’m not sure what’s worse, her or the outfit that dude in the red is wearing?

  16. Prince Afro Diamond Encrusted Cane Watching French Open
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    “What is this ‘sense of humor’ you speak of?”

  17. Nicki Minaj Underboob Nipple Pasties See Through Top Summer Jam 2014
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    She is doing a damn fine job of trying to win me over. Those look fucking great.

  18. Donald Sterling
    Flatliner
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    It’s done sir, operation punch the traitor was successful.

  19. Jason Segel Crazy Eyes Bookexpo America
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    Someone get caught daydreaming about how hot Cameron Diaz was in The Mask.

  20. Amanda Lepore Horrifying Plastic Surgery Cleavage Nipple Pasties
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    = Courtney Stodden in six months

  21. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
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    He’s just noticed the previous photo.

  22. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    Alice
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    Well someone told her she has the best ass ever if she keeps postings this disgutings pics of he from behind craving for attention…
    maybe a blind man who was a bull in another life and likes cows butts.

  23. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Isn’t she the one always bitching about attention and paparazzi and all that shit?

  24. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    Semi-Truck Lovato

  25. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Picking Nose With Middle Finger Covering Face Chiltern Firehouse
    anonymous
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    The guy on the right has that look about him like “Bitch I’m the one responsible for this car. What the fuck are you going to do with that bugger and those hand?”

  26. Eiza Gonzalez Buttcheeks Legs Crotch Short Shorts
    Flatliner
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    At least she didn’t bring the dog and peanut butter.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    Eric
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    She reminds me of one of those drinking bird toys with the skinny little legs and the bulbous bottom.

    http://www.officeplayground.com/Assets/ProductPreview/pi2900-2999/2954_drinkingbird_1.jpg

  28. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Barbra
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    Look at me, my sister is a model but I’m not less then her, see.. all the women in our family make money showing ass/boobs, sometimes you can find videos of us on youtube having sex with our boyfriends… the important thing is that you do not forget that I am a beauty as well my model sister Kendall

  29. Alexander Skarsgard Chiltern Firehouse
    Flatliner
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    That bald guy looks like he can feel the ovaries growing.

  30. Hugh Jackman Cowboy Hat Central Park
    dennis
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    Normally it’s the other way around. The owner takes the dog out for a piss.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
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    ‘…excuse me Miss, can you tell me where the shoe department is? Miss, i’m talking to you. Miss! MISS! How dare you ignore me! I want to speak to your manager right now!’

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    anonymous
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    C’mon when does it become apparent to medical professionals that those are a couple tumors than need to removed?

  33. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
    snugglevision
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    “Even I’m going to get a turn with this horsey ho”. – Nerd in the far back right.

  34. Fergie Butt Tight White Jean Shorts
    Flatliner
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    Tucking can be so uncomfortable, especially when out hiking. That’s why Fergie carries a big handbag to carry her junk in.

  35. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Evidence of quality & class indeed.

  36. Demi Lovato See Through Bra Hanging Out Of Dress
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    I wonder if her second chin will grow its own butt…

  37. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
    anonymous
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    Big problem with these beached whales is they stink after a while and have to be removed in pieces.

  38. Coco Butt String Bikini Instagram
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    Scientists were surprised to find that the rising sea levels were somehow, suddenly, reversed.

  39. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Picking Nose With Middle Finger Covering Face Chiltern Firehouse
    Cock Dr
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    Michelle’s Ultimate European Vacation Tour just won’t stop rolling.

  40. Ryan Sweeting Kaley Cuoco Nipples No Bra Sundress
    Flatliner
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    I’m pretty sure one of them is not going to ask and the other is already prepared to say not now, I have a headache.

  41. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    Discount Sam Elliott.

  42. French Montana Machine Gun Khloe Kardashian Instagram
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    Is Khloe sucking on a Methuselah or a Balthazar?

  43. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress Bookexpo America
    Admiral Obvious
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    This one is ugly from all angles.

  44. Michelle Rodriguez Drunk Picking Nose With Middle Finger Covering Face Chiltern Firehouse
    Rosie O'Donnell
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    That’s how you smell your fingers after fisting.

  45. Chris Noth Moustache Vagina Mouth Annual Simon G Soiree at Four Seasons Hotel Casino
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    That’s less a moustache and soul patch than it is a hair explosion.

  46. Farrah Abraham Surrounded By Shirtless Men So Sexy Celebrity Birthday Celebration
    karen
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    “I had to do it…for my daughter.”

  47. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    buzz
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    Is this the one dating the “White Batman”?

  48. Pope Francis Movement Of The Holy Spirit Renewal
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    Look at this guy. Can’t get the choreography right and won’t even smile. I bet he isn’t going to put ice on his nipples when the director tells him either.

  49. Chris Kattan Man Boobs Belly Weight Gain
    capn o
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    Wow, he really let himself go.

    This is where I would usually insert a snarky comment, but I just can’t. Instead, the pic just makes me sad for him. It’s not like he had a meteoric rise to fame. He was just an odd-looking sort-of funny guy who provided us with a number of laughs on SNL. Now he just looks sad.

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Disgusting Fat Ass Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
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    No, it won’t fit you off the rack like that. It will need to be altered. Several yards of fabric will be necessary, along with a seamstress of unshakable fortitude and determination.
    Fortunately Kanye is willing to pay for all that.

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